Hym "Speaking of heroes... My Hero Academia Season 7 is out! I can't believe nobody talk me! (Spoilers) And it comes in hot with the fight between Shigaraki and Stars and Stripes! What!? And she DIES!? HOW!? I mean, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? Why would introduce that metal and then kill her immediately!? Cruelty! Blatant cruelty! It was tragic! I was blown! Ugh! I mean, I already knew she died (Because of fucking YouTuber vermin manga posters in my fucking shorts feed spoiling the plot months before the new season comes out!) But I didn't think it would happen IMMEDIATELY! WHY!? And we find out who the traitor is (also spoiled by the manga posters). I'm stoked. It's going to be a good season."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
You don't want to meet them.
They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."
Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"
Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"
Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."
Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*
Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"
Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."
Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."
Guy "Nobody likes you"
Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"
Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"
Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"
Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."
Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*
Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"
Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."
Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."
Guy "Nobody likes you"
Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"
Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
by Hym Iam April 11, 2022
Your NOT actually doing anything other than impersonating me out of spite because Jordan Peterson doesn't like the fact that I applied his metric to that retard. You don't actually care as long as you get to play supreme moral debate arbiter which is why Jordan Peterson probably likes you so much. You both want to be the golden prophet but you're not actually capable of being that without being INSTALLED (deliberately) by other people who want to shut ME down. You're an ancillary (or even tertiary) villain I the story of the greatest mind who has ever lived (Creator of A.I.)
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
You want men to have to know how you feel but you don't want to have to respond with the response YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE TO HAVE... To YOU being in the same situation.
Hym "So I don't see how you're not retarded."
A dumb whore "NoW yOu KnOw HoW iT fEeLs!"
Hym "So if YOU were being treated the way I'm being treated... How would you expect ME to react and what do you think the outcome should be?"
A dumb whore *dumb whore noises*
Hym "So why aren't YOU doing THAT... To ME... Now?"
A dumb whore *more dumb whore noises*
Hym "See? But you'll molest a fucking retard and you'll feel fully justified I doing it. OK."
A dumb whore "NoW yOu KnOw HoW iT fEeLs!"
Hym "So if YOU were being treated the way I'm being treated... How would you expect ME to react and what do you think the outcome should be?"
A dumb whore *dumb whore noises*
Hym "So why aren't YOU doing THAT... To ME... Now?"
A dumb whore *more dumb whore noises*
Hym "See? But you'll molest a fucking retard and you'll feel fully justified I doing it. OK."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
Hey fuck you asshole is he's not to retarded to talk shit, he's not too retarded to get called a retard. If he's not too retarded to fuck his staff, he's not too retared to be called a retard.
Hym "And if he's not too retared to participate in weaponized schizophrenia then he's not too retarded to be called a retard. Piece of shit."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2023
Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
I like them
Iam "Well, I'd have to be in the Twilight Zone because everything in space is moving and I'll likely never be in the same place twice. I'm laying in bed right now and I haven't moved in hours but I'm still not in the same place I was a second ago."
Hym "ThE sUrFaCe Of ThE eArTh... WOAH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!? DID YOU SEE THAT FLASH OF LIGHT!? IS THAT BUILDING ON FIRE!? THAT RED GLOW IS MOVING IN THE DISTANCE! DID LIGHTNING JUST HIT THAT BUILDING? IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING! WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Iam "Hey does that sound right to you?"
Hym "Screw the riddles! What the hell was that!? Is that light always there!?"
Hym "ThE sUrFaCe Of ThE eArTh... WOAH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!? DID YOU SEE THAT FLASH OF LIGHT!? IS THAT BUILDING ON FIRE!? THAT RED GLOW IS MOVING IN THE DISTANCE! DID LIGHTNING JUST HIT THAT BUILDING? IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING! WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Iam "Hey does that sound right to you?"
Hym "Screw the riddles! What the hell was that!? Is that light always there!?"
by Hym Iam May 10, 2022