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Convenient

Hym "That would be convenient for you but you don't have a role in this beyond obstruction and outside of that obstruction NOBODY DIES. I create AI. I get paid immediately. Nobody dies. You investigate the weaponized schizophrenia. I'm proven right. Nobody dies. I do BOTH OF THOSE THINGS... YOU GET IN THE WAY... Several people die but it's somehow not YOUR fault because if I have views that are discordant with yours I don't get right and you get to do whatever you want to me? Well, that would be convenient for you but IN REALITY... I am everything I said I was and YOU got a bunch of people killed trying to interfere. You're not the guy. I am the guy. Give me my money before YOU get more people killed."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Website

Oh, yeah, sorry bout making your website 800× more profitable. My fucking bad bro!
Hym "Yeah, sorry for making the website better... And the television better... And several ungrateful people's lives better... And telling the libtards to "Shut the fuck up faggot!" And the conservatives "No, we're not doing your deranged psychopath God shit anymore. You don't talk to God. You're a schizoid. Shut the fuck up." Oops. I shouldn't have done that. And if you all weren't such small-dick hating retard molestation sympathizers... I wouldn't have! Literally!"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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Reiner De Ridder

I've never seen someone take someone else's back from the stacking position like that. That was brilliant.
Hym "Yeah, that was tight I've never seen someone do what Reiner DE Ridder did to Kevin Holland in the ufc before."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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Hahahahaha!

Yeah, it did backfire, didn't it? Probably shouldn't have covered this up. If instead of trying to continue to used the weaponized schizophrenia to immiserate and monetize me you would have, instead, confirmed the veracity of the claims I made, allowed me to prosecute the people responsible, and hold my workplace accountable for the harassment that I am forced to endure and the management allows... You would probably have more of your kids left so here, I'll draw you a little diagram"
Hym "Ok, so here is the hierarchy of your priorities: Thwarting Hym

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Everything Else

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Listening to reason

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Literacy

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Not being retarded

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Keeping your kids from getting murdered

There it is. You see how far down the child murder this is on the priority list? And red flag law are unconstitutional. I have no history of mental health problems NOR DO I HAVE ANY MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS. You trying to treat child murder like The ByeBye Man has ACTIVELY gotten your (collective your) kids murdered because you are TRYING TO ACTIVELY CONTROL PEOPLE'S MINDS AND IT DOESN'T WORK MEGYN. Splitting the baby isn't going to work. The only thing that will work is not doing the weaponized schizophrenia and punishing the people who do it and not letting that mentally retarded billionaire steal from me. That'd the only thing that is going to keep them alive because I AM THE DECIDER OF WHY YOUR KIDS DIE and Simon says 'If someone doesn't talk about my situation and tell the absolute truth children will die.' So that just is what's going to happen. I'm not settling for anything less than 'Creator of AI and years long targeted harassment campaign the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and the JEWISH KIKE COVER UP that exacerbated the remediation of BOTH of those problems.' That's it. That'd what needs to happen here.Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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Joaquin

He's pronouncing it as though it's a hebrew name. That's why he says it like that.
Hym "What was astounding about Joaquin's performance was that he got my mannerisms and affectations right. Especially in the talk show scene. That's when I realized what was happening. I'm like 'Wait... What!? What the fuck is happening right n... Oh holy shit that's me....' It was great! Such a cool moment. HOW DID HE DO THAT!? Did he see me somehow or did he just read the script and wing it? Even Tyrone thought it was spot on. That was wild. I know this is coming a few years to late but that's just how things work here I suppose..."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
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Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
mugGet the Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?mug.

Didn't sign up for this

Yeah, I don't know what Jillian Michaels signed up for but she was on this list! They all signed the same agreement not to talk about this but only because they didn't think agreeing not to talk about it would lead to THEM getting shot in the throat. They just thought it would be your kids or, like, random people. And whoever that was the case... She signed up for it. She was completely on board with the cover up and so were the progressives. But they don't ever expect THIER actions to have consequences. Right? It's crazy. It's crazy how they think they can do THIS... But also that no body is going to want to or try to kill them for it.
Hym "I, on the otherhand, expected entirely to be killed. I said it explicitly. But what happened INSTEAD... Was THEY started getting killed and NOT ME! Right? Isn't that fucking wild? They got Trump supporting pastors shooting Democratic senators... They got trannies shooting children... The guys fucking the trannies is shooting Podcasters now... And now the Mormons are getting it from a veteran. So why did he do it? Could it be that it's because his friends died for nothing and we are not actually free in any real sense and that he watched Republican congress people block the release of the Epstein files again? Thereby making it look like he watched all his friends get murdered just to protect the people who are actively protecting known pedophiles after spending years leading up to the election claiming that there was a cover up going on by the Democrats to protect those very same pedophiles? Jillian Michaels didn't sign up for this guys! Why would those veterans just go out and murder for no reason like that? It's so weird!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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