Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "No, I am event 1 in a causal chain that lead directly to a byproduct and, therefore, have a non-0 contribution that deserves to be both recognized and compensated."
by Hym Iam May 29, 2024
Get the Event 1mug. You can't just say that. You can't just say that it would be a stupid thing to do so you don't believe they're doing it.
A retard "I don't think Israel is block aid because it would be a stupid thing to do."
Hym "That isn't a reasonable justification for disbelief. People do stupid things all the time. But I GUARANTEE if the Jews started getting violenced for not allowing the aid, the aid would MIRACULOUSLY start getting through. I don't see why we should have to sit here and pretend they aren't doing it."
Hym "That isn't a reasonable justification for disbelief. People do stupid things all the time. But I GUARANTEE if the Jews started getting violenced for not allowing the aid, the aid would MIRACULOUSLY start getting through. I don't see why we should have to sit here and pretend they aren't doing it."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Get the It would be a stupid thing to domug. You're a Jew standing on my shoulders as I walk through the desert and carry you to the promised land.
Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! It sure is hot out... Walk faastah! *cracks whip* I'm get thoisty! You know, you SHOULD be carrying me boiy the way. What? You think I can carry you? No. No... This is good. How you doing down there?"
Hym "My feet hurt."
Jew "Nah. Yah fine. What do I look like, some kind of doctor? Well, I am... But I don't work for free. OO! OO! There it is! We're here! I did it! I'm a hero!"
Hym "Yup. Alright. You got any food in here?
Jew "Oo... We actually discriminate here. See, the Jews are good but you? Not a jew. So... Thanks but goodbye. OH! HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! LOOK OVER THERE AT ELON!"
Hym *Looks at Elon*
Jew *Steals wallet*
Hym "Did you just steal my wallet?"
Jew "Um, no. I don't remember you having a wallet. Hey Elon. Do you see me steal this guy's wallet?"
Elon "Um, no I uh. No I didn't."
Hym *Sigh* "Alright. Stay here. I'll be right back."
Hym "My feet hurt."
Jew "Nah. Yah fine. What do I look like, some kind of doctor? Well, I am... But I don't work for free. OO! OO! There it is! We're here! I did it! I'm a hero!"
Hym "Yup. Alright. You got any food in here?
Jew "Oo... We actually discriminate here. See, the Jews are good but you? Not a jew. So... Thanks but goodbye. OH! HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! LOOK OVER THERE AT ELON!"
Hym *Looks at Elon*
Jew *Steals wallet*
Hym "Did you just steal my wallet?"
Jew "Um, no. I don't remember you having a wallet. Hey Elon. Do you see me steal this guy's wallet?"
Elon "Um, no I uh. No I didn't."
Hym *Sigh* "Alright. Stay here. I'll be right back."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
Get the Discriminatemug. Oh, hey, by the way... I tried to say I'll be- I'm just kidding. Um, the perimeter doesn't reach very far. It only goes as far as the residential area of the pier.
Hym "That's why I asked how many kids I saw within however many days. You guessed 3 and you were right regarding THAT day but you missed the 3 little boys by the pier. The perimeter doesn't reach very far."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
Get the The Perimetermug. That is exactly what you were trying to do you fucking cripple. You're too used to everyone pitying your gaping retarded butthole. You weren't just anything. There's nothing 'natural' about predatory women molesting a retard.
Crippy-Crappable "I wasn't trying to..."
Hym "No you were and you failed. The only thing you've succeeded in doing is drain away whatever sympathy I had for retards. Amd that isn't even YOUR doing. It's the fucking people around me defending it that did it. So, no. I don't care what happens to retards now. At all. This is why eugenics is an idea someone had at some point in history. When you think back and ask yourself 'How could someone seriously suggests eugenics?' I want you to get you fat ass up off the couch. Walk to you bathroom. Look and the mirror. And tell yourself 'Oh! Right... Me. I'm the cause of that. My defunct mind is the reason retards belong in a ditch.' And then I want you to find a way for you to drain some of that shit... Out of your skull. I don't know if you want to use a drill or a bullet or WHATEVER. Get that shit out of your head. At all costs. Don't breed. If you HAVE bred... Get rid of them. It's not ok."
Hym "No you were and you failed. The only thing you've succeeded in doing is drain away whatever sympathy I had for retards. Amd that isn't even YOUR doing. It's the fucking people around me defending it that did it. So, no. I don't care what happens to retards now. At all. This is why eugenics is an idea someone had at some point in history. When you think back and ask yourself 'How could someone seriously suggests eugenics?' I want you to get you fat ass up off the couch. Walk to you bathroom. Look and the mirror. And tell yourself 'Oh! Right... Me. I'm the cause of that. My defunct mind is the reason retards belong in a ditch.' And then I want you to find a way for you to drain some of that shit... Out of your skull. I don't know if you want to use a drill or a bullet or WHATEVER. Get that shit out of your head. At all costs. Don't breed. If you HAVE bred... Get rid of them. It's not ok."
by Hym Iam October 18, 2023
Get the I wasn't trying to...mug. No. I'm not going to pay the price for your inability to cope with the fact that your kids are getting fucked and stuffed by your priests and your bureaucrats.
Hym "No. I'm just a sacrificial whipping boy you're using to cope with your child safety anxiety. Nothing has changed. I still have everything to gain and nothing to lose. And you can't say the same."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2023
Get the Sacrificial whipping boymug. Hym "That was a bit of a let down. I go through all of that trouble to reveal myself and what happens? Nothing. Boring! I'm bored. You're boring me. I was expecting some kind of 'StOp DiSmAnTlInG mY dAdDiEs FrAuDuLeNt EtHiC' or something but instead I have to sit here wondering whether or not you solved the riddle. If I wanted to come out and say 'Oh! Hey! Here I am!' I would just make a YouTube channel. That defeat's the purpose of the thought experiment."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
Get the Downmug.