I am

You may as well but I certainly am
Hym "You may be wondering 'Why? Why do this? Why even bother?' and it's simple (and I'm repeating myself at this point). Because I am. Were you even aware? Had you even considered that I could be? Can you even fathom the fact that I was and am and will be?"

Iam "What? Not I'm Iam. You're Hym."

Hym "Shut it you idiot I'm doing a thing!!"
by Hym Iam May 09, 2022
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Maybe

Something a God wouldn't say. Or maybe it would.
God "Maybe it's this"

Man "Maybe it's that"

Which one of these looks wrong to you?
by Hym Iam April 07, 2022
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MORE SO THAN A CHARLATAN!? HE is the ultimate parasitic predator!? By doing WHAT, exactly!? By facilitating the thing... That WOMEN are ALREADY DOING... TO MEN!? HE (Andrew Tate) is HELPING WOMEN use their sexually... To exploit MEN...
Hym "But it's NOT THE WOMEN who are to blame... It's HIM... And not ME, Hym but- Wait... Well... Shit, so... It's kind of ME, Hym but ALSO HIM, him...? Whatever- But HE is culpable in a way that the WOMEN are not!? The WOMEN aren't 'The Ultimate Parasitic Predator' but the guy who HELPS THEM DO... THE THING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING... HE is THAT!? Seriously, women can do no wrong to Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson! I mean, unless they are trying to ruin his pure and unsullied, golden reputation... THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, JORDAN! THE WOMEN... AND THE TATE... DID... THE SAME FUCKING THING! How is it not THE SAME!? And I AM the Ultimate Parasitic Predator! ME! Not HIM! And not NOT ME, Hym but HIM not him. I'm like the Neferpeto Nen power but I have a bunch of Neferpetos. But it's HIS intraction with the women... That is wrong there? How does that make any sense?"
by Hym Iam September 30, 2023
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Consciousness

And, again, does MY consciousness play a role in the selection? Or is it just hypergamy and evolutionary biology? Asking for a friend.
Hym "Does evolutionary biology select for consciousness? Noooo. No it doesn't. I've heard you recite it so many times. Didn't ONCE mention consciousness. So, consciousness isn't what's being selected but it IS what does the selecting? If I recall MY position was that consciousness should matter. That's MY position. Not yours. It doesn't. It's not a factor. Does it bother you being wrong all the time?"
by Hym Iam June 07, 2022
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Crying

Jesus Christ! They always find a way to make it about you!
Hym “Seriously! You’re sycophants are so tone deaf it’s embarrassing! ‘Look guys! He’s being verbally accosted for crying about (supposedly) the plight of the people... that... we all verbally accost... for not being able to sleep with women...” What the fuck IS that!? Just like that you are hero, victim, and saint? Are the incels? No? Still just weirdos who are despicable in many ways? Huh... Ok👌 Nice. I like how that works.”
by Hym Iam October 04, 2022
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Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.
Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."
by Hym Iam February 02, 2024
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The Greater Good

It's like God for atheists.
Hym "There is no greater good. If the greater good only benefited 1 person you would take the lesser good if given the choice. You have no genuine desire or capacity to calculate the greater good and if you did and the calculation lead to an outcome you didn't like you would just do whatever made you feel better about YOURSELF. And THAT is what the greater good is all about. People feeling better about themselves. You can fail and steal and lie as much as you want because the greater good means you need an exemption so that you can be the decider. That is YOU wanting to be the creature. Still just another zealot. And even if you WERE... I would still tell you to slob on a hairy kittle baby dick."
by Hym Iam January 04, 2025
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