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Definitions by Hym Iam

WOOOO! Yeah! It's got the best stuff! And people! Not like the shit-heads over here...
Hym "Japan also has brothels! Oh no! It doesn't! But wait! Legal loopholes! So, kind of brothels... Where did I hear about Japanese brothels? I don't know but I'm sad now... I want you guys to have brothels... I want ME to have brothels! Brothels for everyone!"
Japan by Hym Iam November 15, 2023

The original 

Oh jeez sorry guys is the original pc less good than your iPad? Well, I guess I wasted my time here, huh guys?
Hym "This is a hyper-text what do you want from me? You won't pay your tithe so I can't build the church and all you ever do is complain and NOW... I don't have any nuns to spank! I should have nuns to spank by now! I'm like the original nun spanker! Nuns with assless leather jumpsuits and a giant phallic statue protruding into the street and the cops would show up and say 'That's a zoning violation. Get your giant dick out of the street-' and I'd be all like 'DON'T YOU BODY SHAME ME, YOU FAGGOT!' And then I'd get arrested... Because I don't think they like being called a faggot... But that's fine because I would become a martyr for whatever it is we stand for here... Which is.... Not letting retards hit it instead of me... And... Crowd-sourcing both ideas to kill God and versions of reality to do after this one... And Jennifer Lawrence... Aaaand... Mehmehmeh... What else? Hmm.... Other things... Yes. We stand for other things liiiiiike... DRUGS! That's right! Drugs. And getting me them."
The original by Hym Iam November 15, 2023
PFFT! Ha! Well, fuck you too, bitch!
Hym "Ha! If by 'crude' you mean 'apt' or 'brilliant' then yes."
Crude by Hym Iam November 15, 2023

Richard Rorty 

Looks like he was pretty helpful to YOU, apparently "For Rorty, truth is not something objectively present but only 'what your contemporaries let you get away with.' "
Hym "So... Richard Rorty believed 'that when it comes to religion, belief is a matter of “cultural politics,” that is, instead of trying to find some rational basis for religion, we should ask whether religious beliefs and practices are conducive to human flourishing or not.' And 'advocated the creation of a culture of global human rights in order to stop violations from happening through a sentimental education. He argued that we should create a sense of empathy or teach empathy to others so as to understand others' suffering.' Ok? So there's 4 clips off og google about what this guy generally believed. I can totally see why Jordan hates this guy. You have to teach empathy. He doesn't care about human flourishing if it means he has to give up the unearned moral authority that comes with religion. And I AM THE TRUTH his contemporaries let him get away with. Like Jesus. 🎶I am the life and the waAaAaAy they'll only read about! 🎶 Right? Like the song. But, no, yeah, no I totally see why Jordan hates this guy."
Richard Rorty by Hym Iam November 15, 2023
Hey, you can afford a hotel room, alright.
Hym "Yeah, hey, don't worry about it. So what if it's a pig sty."
Pig sty by Hym Iam November 15, 2023

World Record 

"Good night world" just broke one
Hym "See? What'd I tell you? It broke a world record. It's THAT good. Watch it. Watch it now."
World Record by Hym Iam November 15, 2023

Cognitive Reframing 

No, I know what it is that you do there.
Hym "Oh, I know. I know. But that's not what I give a shit about, shit-stick. I don't need my fucking cognition reframed. What you're saying here is that I can't control what you're doing, therefore, I need to LET YOU... Control how I'm responding... By way of cognitive reframing... Why? How about I choose a response that I feel is proportional and you just live with it until you die? How does that sound? And cut it out with the stolen fate, David Goggins-hell, ghost of Christmas future bullshit. You have to presuppose that I would be doing any of the shit these motherfuckers are doing. What I would be doing is the same thing I'm doing now, minus remedial labor, and I'd be playing Baldur's Gate 3 instead of Xcom 2. AND is a motherfucker steals my wallet the wallet is still mine. Is that what the fraud department is going to say? 'Well, under the auspices of "finders keepers, losers weepers," it's actually HIS credit card. You just have to let him use it indefinitely now' No. Get the fuck out of here with that."
Cognitive Reframing by Hym Iam November 14, 2023