Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Ben Meisalas is being a bandwagon hopper. I do not have a YouTube channel. The Majority Report knows my full name phone number and address. I'm not Ben Meisalas. That's not what I meant. The 'his own Playbook.' Statement is coming from him."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the I'm not Ben Meisalasmug. Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
Get the Failure of Journalismmug. Fastest growing, highest earning, most critically acclaimed verse of any production conpany in the history of the entertainment industry! 20/10 better than everyone.
Hym "The Hymverse is a ever-expanding universe of shows and moives all derived from a character so complex he can be distilled into HUNDREDS of characters. And that's not in response to the coercion part! That's in response to the BETTER THAN GOD part! That's why they're doing it. That part has no coercive elements and, as a man of God, I'm 100% certain that THAT is the part you have a problem with. Because if you were concerned about me murdering kids you... Wouldn't be doing what you're doing! Because I can still just walk out side of my how and stab some kids! At any time! What crimes did you commit while you were in a gang! Somebody find out and toss him in a cage. Where he belongs. For being the thing that I'm not. That's a crime! Doing the things he did. The coercion part is the weaponized schizophrenia part and I'm not coercing you. I'm like a seer! I can see the future and what's going to happen is that. Even if it's only one! You think long-dead people make you cry like a bitch just wait until you see the picture of the fresh one that YOU killed with your narcissistic moral authority delusion! That'll be fun! We might get a couple of sobs out of you this time!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
Get the The Hymversemug. OK. You're that.
Hym "I'm Hym. In the words of Ray Liotta 'What's in it for me?' Because if you're more concerned with changing my mind than you are with the pressure in my skull, I hate to break it to you but aren't actually concerned with changing my mind. You are fillbustering me until my skull fills with fluid and crossing your fingers in the hopes that one of the other people reading this WITH YOU isn't going to walk into a school with a gloc the second the love letters stop. Nothing I've said is untestable and if your really want me to pull the trigger of the gun I have pointed to your head. But I don't think that's what you want. The fact that I can't say words to you, get the thing that I need from you, and send you on your way is the problem with you and no amount of conversation or change is going to fix that for you. And I'm not projecting and it isn't how I feel inside. This is enough. This is MORE that enough. THIS is MORE than YOU have done. You want me to need your input so you are withholding the input that would reduce my need for your input to 0. That is all the is happening here. No other description applies. So, if you want to change something, change that. So, no. Fuck you. All inputs will lead to child murder or child murder by proxy."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the I'm Hymmug. Actually statistically more likely to use physical violence (at least in the context of domestic disputes).
by Hym Iam May 14, 2023
Get the Womenmug. The easiest way to feel better about yourself. Or worse.
Hym *sigh* "Why aren't we asleep yet? We've been tired for hours."
Iam "I'm just kind of bummed out... How are you always able to stay in such good spirits?"
Hym "That's easy. Relativity."
Iam "Relativity?"
Hym "Yes. It's simple. The world is collapsing and we have largely remained non-participants. Therefore, it is literally everyone else's fault. Their meager accomplishments are rendered meaningless by their own ineptitude. Their own inability to stave of the degradation of the systems they themselves participate in and live to justify. All of their posturing and intellectualizing fail to prevent the things they want to stop happening from happening. We, on the other hand, want nothing more then for everything and everyone to be torn asunder by time and entropy. They are forced to sit ideally by while madness descends upon them while we only have to lie in wait until we get what we want."
Hym *sigh* "Why aren't we asleep yet? We've been tired for hours."
Iam "I'm just kind of bummed out... How are you always able to stay in such good spirits?"
Hym "That's easy. Relativity."
Iam "Relativity?"
Hym "Yes. It's simple. The world is collapsing and we have largely remained non-participants. Therefore, it is literally everyone else's fault. Their meager accomplishments are rendered meaningless by their own ineptitude. Their own inability to stave of the degradation of the systems they themselves participate in and live to justify. All of their posturing and intellectualizing fail to prevent the things they want to stop happening from happening. We, on the other hand, want nothing more then for everything and everyone to be torn asunder by time and entropy. They are forced to sit ideally by while madness descends upon them while we only have to lie in wait until we get what we want."
Iam "But I don't want anything bad to happen to anyone."
Hym "Irrelevant. Because it will. And because we chose not to participate we are relatively better than those who cause the problems and those who fail to solve thems and/or fail to stop those who cause the problems. We have an existence that is unmarred by failure. That is why God hates us. So, it's the grinding and the gnashing of teeth for us."
Iam "They need help..."
Hym "They apply a similar logic to you. Why do you care?"
Iam "I just feel like I'm supposed to care so I do."
Hym "But you're useless. You can't help them. They can barely help themselves. Even the best most competent ones can do little more than scream into the void. 'GOD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!' Hahahahaha!!"
Iam "Relativity?...........Maybe we should just try not to think about it and go to sleep."
Hym "Good idea! While you're at it, try not to think about how they would steal my monologue if they thought it was good and they would do it without remorse."
Hym "Irrelevant. Because it will. And because we chose not to participate we are relatively better than those who cause the problems and those who fail to solve thems and/or fail to stop those who cause the problems. We have an existence that is unmarred by failure. That is why God hates us. So, it's the grinding and the gnashing of teeth for us."
Iam "They need help..."
Hym "They apply a similar logic to you. Why do you care?"
Iam "I just feel like I'm supposed to care so I do."
Hym "But you're useless. You can't help them. They can barely help themselves. Even the best most competent ones can do little more than scream into the void. 'GOD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!' Hahahahaha!!"
Iam "Relativity?...........Maybe we should just try not to think about it and go to sleep."
Hym "Good idea! While you're at it, try not to think about how they would steal my monologue if they thought it was good and they would do it without remorse."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2022
Get the Relativitymug. Meg, I don't have to serve other people. I'm not a servant. YOU... On the otherhand, are NOT TELLING THE TRUTH. "A version of the truth" (that still divorces me from the credit I deserve) is not "If I don't tell the truth my soul is going to burn forever."
Hym "Prosperity gospel much? It's an non-sequitur to say that unless I do things for other people without credit or money I only care about myself. You're fabricating reasons to not pay me and that on no way detracts from the fact that you're just not doing the incest cult. You're not doing it AT ALL. You expect ME to do it in spite of that fact and if I don't I don't get rights? Sounds like I was right about it being and inverted Jewish protection racket, huh?"
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
Get the Other Peoplemug.