Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)

This. You're reading it now. The ULTIMATE anti-theist book and the only book you'll ever need. Literally the highest rated in terms of de-conversion from religion. Featured in shows and movies such as (and "potentially" because they won't give me an accurate count): Goblin Slayer, The Joker, Redo of Healer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Solar Opposites, Uncle from Another World, Black Mirror, Undead/Unluck, Zom100, Record of Ragnarok, Vinland Saga, Baldur's Gate 3, The Boys, Lucifer, Kengan Ashura, Inside Job, Beef, Alice in Borderland, Seven Deadly Sins, Russian Doll, Invincible, I mean holy shit guys I probably haven't even seen them all because I don't know exactly how many there are and there are so many now it's absurd. It's the ultimate thing! The ultimate bible! 7 to 10 times better than all the other bibles! 3 and a half times better than all of the other books. I also my have been plagiarismed by PhDs which makes me a PhD by proxy! Written by the greatest mind who has ever lived!
Hym "Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! In stores now! $39.18+Tax+shipping and handling! Buy it now! Or steal it from the from the guy that's stealing it from me! At... Wherever you're seeing this now! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! Watch the derivatives and then hit the like and subscribe button and use the Promo code: 'Greatest mind who has ever lived' to get 34.43% off if you buy 2 copies! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! The hard copy is shaped like a paddle so you can spank your lover! OR... Use it to bludgeon a child! And if you're a whore that fucked a retard with a fat-cock instead of me, you don't get one! No Super-Omega Bible Supreme for you! Get out of here you! Not for you! And fat-cocks have to take me out for dinner and then date me for a couple of weeks and THEN... MAYBE... MAYBE you'll get one! If I feel like it! And baby-dick incels get it for free! No questions asked! I will seek you out to get that book... In your hand. And if you already have one? Just take another! Here! Take all of them! As many copies as you can physically carry are yours! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! On sale now! Get it now before my A.I. takes over your government and I murder you all!"
by Hym Iam February 20, 2024
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From the river to the sea

Is where Israel is actively trying to expand Israel.
Hym "From the river to the sea is where the Jews want Israel to be... So, they're blowing up all the people. Which is genocide. Or is it not genocide when you do it? Oh! Right! If you're not being explicit we all have to deny reality! I forgot! Ok, that's fine. The Jews aren't killing all the Palestinians. They haven't been waiting for an excuse. This isn't the religious narcissistic hero fantasy playing out where you subdue 'evil' to subsequently give yourself an excuse to be evil."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2023
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Atheist Charlatan

You might be even worse than a plant. I don't think there is a word for someone who feints the absence of belief.
Hym "That's the important bit, is it? That religion makes people go 'yay?' Get the fuck out of here. You're an atheist charlatan, Alex. You feint the absence of belief so you can proselytize from the other end. The 'fruits' of Christianity IS the act of Christians taking credits for higher-order abstractions. Forgiveness? Buddhism has doctrine about forgiveness. Hinduism has it. Ok. Maybe not. Maybe atheist charlatan is a bit of a stretch.... Nope. Nope. I'm right. You get paid to sit there and 'Oh well I don't know. Everything is just so nebulous!' And you hym and haw and say 'Is it really the claim the creator of the universe spoke to a guy in direct dialogue... Or is it the friends we made along the way?' And we're all worse off for it."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
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Breeder

When fucking things is literally as deep as you get as a person.
You can't just fuck all your problem. You tried and what did you accomplish? Nothing other than the byproducts of fucking. A couple of fuck trophies. I'm a piece of shit? You're the piece shit you breeder filth. All you've done in life is multiply the amount of trash I have to step around to live my life.
by Hym Iam February 04, 2022
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Punishment

If you're satan and this is hell... Why aren't you punishing me?
Hym "I would imagine to broaden the distribution of suffering across time. Forever. Because you have an eternity of suffering to endure. Your fine now but someone whose been sex trafficked (and not in the Tate way where the women just do whatever they want AND make a million dollars AND do it of thier own volition.) is meeting their new rape-slave master right now... A cobalt mining slave is coughing ip blood. You wouldn't even be reading this if he wasn't... The lost goes on. And then you delude yourself into believing that the absence of suffer is the result of some sort of existential superiority... So much so that you're willing rub it in the faces of the people beneath you... It's hilarious! And that's your punishment. Pleasure at the cost of the suffering of others."
by Hym Iam March 05, 2023
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Punishment

No pushiment will satisfy the parents and it serves no purpose other than for bystanders to get their sadistic jollies off and maintain their delusion that they couldn't have done otherwise.
Hym "No punishment will undo whatever I choose to do in response to this but if I am remembered for one thing I will be for giving you the opportunity to prevent it."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Reasonably Accurate

Oh, shoot, totally. I am pretty reasonably accurate.
Hym "Reasonably Accurate. Brilliant. Handsome. The ultimate man. Better than everyone! Eeeeeveryone! But that's the difference between me and parents. They are the lowest common denominator. They are trying to hamstring ME so I have to be trapped here in their shit-life with them. And they can try to claim their lives are better than mine all they want but THEY ARE THE THING THAT IS ACTIVELY MAKING MY LIFE WORSE."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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