Skip to main content

Definitions by Hym Iam

Informational Universe Theory 

This video is only a year old... Did I not say something about that!? Is somebody doing something with that? Is that a thing now?
Hym "Informational Universe Theory! Best theory of humanity! My BRAINS... It's to POWERFUL! Omega Brain-Mind! Better than everyone!!!"
OHOHO! REALLY!? THE CHADS ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE MISOGYNISTIC AND RAPE!? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUG- Oh wait me because I'm a genius... CORRECT AGAIN! I'm like The Flash! It's like I'm playing time-catch with myself! I throw the ball 7 years into the future and then I run 7 years into the future and catch the ball I threw!
Hym "HA! HA! HAHAHA! AHA! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!? How is it possible for 1 man to be so correct!? THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!! The CHADS... Are more misogynistic than THE INCELS! AND THEY RAPE MORE! I SAID THAT! Both of the things! I said that! See!? See? They're throwing themselves at the fat-cocks... The fat-cocks think less of them for it... The reason the Onlyfans panel girls thinks it's easy for men to get laid is because IT IS for the guys they LET fuck them... They project the qualities of the fat-cocks onto the men they DON'T fuck... And the incels take all of the societal flack for the fat-cocks! Ha! Hahahahaha!"
Chads by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

Did that work?

Did you figure out how to make it better immediately or do you need me to...
Hym "I mean, yeah, I thought of a way immediately but you never got back to me. Did you figure it out or no? And when I said 'Did that work?' I knew the answer. The question was rhetorical."
Did that work? by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

School shootings 

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.
Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."
School shootings by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

Sales are hard 

Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.
Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."
Sales are hard by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
Hym "If there's nothing wrong fucking the retard, there's nothing wrong with violating Hipaa! Who does it harm? What's the harm, Michael!? You're trying to carve out a sexual impropriety exemption for women and it's bullshit, Michael!"
Hipaa by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

Your wife 

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.
Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."
Your wife by Hym Iam December 2, 2023