I shat out a fuck trophy and/or bought a child... With money... And now I've granted myself the moral authority curate reality... Even to the detriment of other people... And in spite of the fact that I'm a national and global minority... Therefore, I'm justified in using them as social leverage... Becuase they are under threat... But I can't really do anything and never have or will do anything about the DIRECT threat... And that's not what I'm talking about anyway... I'm talking about ABSTRACT threat... The threat being "me not being the high cleric of reality curation"... The abstract threat is almost MORE important to me... And I can use the subtle conflation of the two to galvanize people to my cause... And fearmonger them into giving me supreme ideological control... And I don't ME as in "Me" but rather ME as an abstraction and...
Hym "But... If the family is the minimal necessary unit... Then you're all one thing... Which means you get 1 vote per family. Right? Or does it mean that 60% of the country and 74% of the world are unnecessary? We're LESS THAN the minimal necessary unit? What exactly does that mean?"
Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"
Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."
Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"
Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
Get the We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEnmug. Hym "It would equal 0. And if I can't spend the 1 dollar then I haven't been paid. That is not 'A value of X the cannot equal 0 no matter how much I spend' for that reason. I either haven't been paid the dollar.' This constitutes 'Un-paying' and is intended to circumvent the terms of service and is, therefore, in violation of the Imaginary Caveat Clause. You know I'm going to execute that fuckimg cripple, right?"
by Hym Iam August 07, 2025
Get the 1 dollarmug. Hym "Aw... Well, aw shit... I forgot to say the thing. Alright, I was supposed to say 'I'm I going to think every breath you take without fucking me is going to call into question my genetic integrity?' But I forgot. Goddamnit! It's like the hook of the whole thing! It's like that part from The Joker where he's like 'What do you get when you cross..." it's the hook! I forgot the hook. Damn!"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2023
Get the Aw shitmug. Hym "Remember how I said that I knew what the Boys ending would be? It's this. Homelander loses his powers and either works some remedial labor job where he's stopped and mocked by passersby and/or locked up and raped in prison. That's the ending supernatural guy has in mind. I will actually bet you a billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT is the exact ending he had in mind! I'm like a fucking seer with this shit, I'm telling ya. Or like a mind-reader! 100% guaranteed THAT is what it was going to be."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
Get the The Boys endingmug. by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the The Rainforestmug. A good show about this kind of sleazy Jew chick who gives off Janus Joplin vibes and gets stuck in a groundhogs day type situation. The second second has a severely underutilized Sharlto Copley. That's a waste of a perfectly good Sharlto Copley.
Hym "Yeah, I see you Russian Doll. You can go fuck yourself. Not a paranoid Schizophrenic. I don't like the parallel you drew there. I did like the show though...."
by Hym Iam July 05, 2022
Get the Russian Dollmug. Doesn't fucking matter I should not have to create A.I. for free and work a job that I hate. No I don't have to find a job I LIKE. I DON'T WANT TO WORK!
Hym "Hey, shit, I can control death over life though can't I? I don't give a fuck about self-worth. I give a fuck about not working. Seriously. When it comes to sex, well, if I have to use my hand it just sucks to be me doesn't it? But when it comes to money well then if you all have to do it then I also to do it. You fucking filth are not going to trap me in labor for the rest of my life."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2024
Get the Self-worthmug.