Hym Iam's definitions

Better

Thinking, reason, psychology, comdey, writing, anything that would constitute a talent, any skill you could develop I can develop to a greater height, peak physical condition, probably raising your kids, probably most of the things all of that is irrelevant as so long as your abject inferiority doesn't affect your outcome you do not care.

Hym "Better question: What percentage of your fanbase are in a relationship and has that number increased, decreased, or stayed the same since you started? If the number has increased, by how much? And can the increase be attributed to what you actually promote or are other variables contributing to the increase?"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2023

Psychopath

See, he makes the distinction between "Criminals" and "Psychopaths". Which means: He's perfectly willing to use compulsion on non-criminals.

Hym "So... Who counts as a 'Psychopath'? Well, anyone Jordan Peterson says is a psychopath but NEVER HIM. It's couldn't ever possibly be him. EVEN IF the traits he uses to describe how psychopaths behave apply to him more than they do the people he accuses of being psychopaths. For example: He has said that it's a combination of low agreeableness (So people who refuse to do things they don't want to do. Such as, I donno, refuse to uses the words he's told to use or acknowledge someone he doesn't want to acknowledge) and low conscientiousness (So, let's say, your office is a mess that never gets cleaned). He has said 'psychopaths need to move around a lot' (Which he has according to his daughter). He even has a test to determine whether or not you're a psychopath which he has used to kick people out of his class without their knowledge before they had done anything... BUT HE CAN'T TAKE THE TEST!

He can't take it because he can know how to 'ALTER THE RESULTS SO THAT THE TEST SAYS WHATEVER HE NEEDS IT TO SAY' or it would show he's a psychopath but that's besides the point because that can't be the case! He can't be a psychopath because that would mean the HE NEEDS TO BE AND IS JUSTIFIED IN BEING COMPELLED TO, OH I DON'T KNOW, USES HIS STUDENTS PRONOUNS REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT HE'S BEING MANIPULATED. BY HE OWN LOGIC! That's what he doesn't seem to get. The rules of his profession are "you need to give affirmative care" and like a psychopath he refuses to do it because he doesn't want to. Now he needs to be compelled. But wait... His whole claim to fame is the belief that the government doesn't have the right to compel his speech 🤔 But he (like a narcissist) has afforded him the right to compel anyone who doesn't pass his personality test and believes that IT'S NECESSARY."

by Hym Iam March 16, 2023

Motivation

Irrelevant. And you don't care. YOU don't want me to benefit from this and other people have EXPLICITLY STATED that they don't want me to benefit from this (3 people specifically. Tyrone, Internet Tyrone, and Fat Neckbeard. None of them refute the fact that I've done the things I've said I've done but they all relish the fact that I am not being allowed to use it to elevate myself above them socially and economically) so MY motivation is whatever you need it to be to justify preventing me from benefiting from this. I think whatever you think I think and I feel whatever emotion you project on to me. Thus is the solipsistic nature of man.

Hym "Let's talk about YOUR motivation. I'm sure it's 100% altruistic. You're the lords prophet who doesn't believe in God (in an ontological sense) and seriously tried to frame 'belief in God' as this sort of affront to God like "Who could even dare to say that they believe in something so profound and magnificent!?' LITERALLY 99% percent of the planet. That's who. Basically everyone but you. And then you round up your sycophants to sit there and blow smoke up God's ass with statements like 'Well maybe God is too magnificent, too good for mortal eyes to behold' in an attempt to overcompensate for your inability to reconcile with your analytical mind's inability to believe. So what is YOUR actual motivation for participating in this facade? Spite? To teach me a lesson that I will never learn? Punishment? Revenge? You sure as hell aren't doing me any favors over there. Better yet, what would my motivation have to ACTUALLY BE from me to get credit for my contribution? If my motivation is relevant AT ALL, what is the acceptable motivation that gets me the things I want? Nothing. Nothing would satisfy you. And because nothing would satisfy you, my motivation is irrelevant. You do not care about my motivation."

by Hym Iam March 16, 2023

Jordan Peterson's Vision

Ah! There it is! Found it! That's my unforgivable sin! I "corrupted his glorious vision"! His vision being he wanted to be a prophet. That's his vision. He wanted to be a prophet and I pointed out that when given the opportunity to actually help someone... He didn't. He dispassionately waved them off the stage. "I hope you get the help you need". That's what he said. And did the guy get it? Apparently not.

Hym "There it is! THEEEEEERE IT IS! I corrupted Jordan Peterson's vision. He wanted to be a prophet and considered one of the greatest thinkers of our generation but (unfortunately for him) he is neither of those things! And now he wants to take from me the things I want to be (or what he thinks I want to be) by denying reality and living a lie. And it's funny too because he IS kind of being heralded as a prophet BUT it's corrupted by the fact that he now has been made aware of the fact that he's full of shit. So, he's getting what he wants but it's a falsehood. I'm like the retard that fucked his co-workers! He's like ME! He's doing his little Jordan Peterson thing (like I was) and I'm fucking all his whore co-workers. I'm glad I treated the retard and the whores the way I did because apparently I was right to do that. Which means... RIGHT AGAIN! CAPTAIN ALWAYS RIGHT! THE RIGHTEST RIGHTY TO EVERY RIGHT! OR WRITE! THE RIGHTEST WRITER! THAT'S ME!" 😁👈

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

Unforgivable Sins

See how he just keeps making more up!? He's at like 5 different unforgivable sins! There is only supposed to be 1 and he's got like 5 of them now. That's how you know he's trying to be the self-appointed arbiter of sin. Self-appointed arbiter of morality. Not that everyone else isn't already doing the same. That's a thing that a lot of people do but he is just doing it loudly and in my direction. It shows that he lacks the humility he purports to value.

Hym "Look at all those unforgivable sins he's coming up with! He's got a ton of them! He just keeps making them up! Ridiculous!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

The Mob

But Jordan... YOU didn't give a shit about the mob... You were even laughing about it... How you monetized social justice warriors? Remember that? They form a mob, more people watch you, you make more money... Isn't that just more evidence that you're a narcissistic parasite? I mean... You're definitely "parasitizing" me, aren't you?

Hym "I just saw your little diatribe on why mobing is effective and it made me think: You didn't seem to mind the mob... You seemed not to care what they thought.... Oh! I know. It's not the mobbing you had a problem with.... It's the 'being roundly and thoroughly defeated by you intellectual superior'. You are at the top of the mountain but little did you know a giant had yet to stand before you."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

Answered my own question

I answered my own question, didn't I? I actually had several pretty good answers. The dragon age/fight club thing? That one was pretty good.

Hym "Hahahahaha! That's actually the story behind one of my catchphrases! You know what it is? You've probably already heard it but I'll repeat it for you: DON'T TRY AND FAIL! There. Now you know. I answered my own question. But you didn't answer mine... Did you see the maze? You said you were in hell... After you almost died. It sounds like you saw it. You saw it didn't you? What did you do? To stave off the creature? Ooh! I'm so curious! Was it me or was it the creature? I know it's a fan of mine so maybe it liked the idea and used it itself but, boy, am I curious. I have to try not to get a big head. Don't want to make your mistakes and get too big for my britches."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023