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The international community

Well, it's good to know that if they ever finally carry out baby-dick genocide...
Hym "The international community will sit there and bloviate about it for years while doing ultimately nothing. All of that talk about the holocaust and they found themselves completely unprepared to do anything about the thing they DECLARED to be genocide. They DECLARED it guys. For 2 years. THAT is what they did the whole time and it looked like this:"

UN 😲👉 "I DECLARE THIS GENOCIDE! Tell everyone I declared it genocide."

Hym "....................... 🤨 Are you going to do something here?"

UN "I've done it. It's been declared."

Hym "Uh- ................ Ok. I guess I just masterbated the whole time so.... What did everybody do? We'll do an audit. Lady? Show of hands for 'get a baby fucked into you?' Candy? Brett? There's 2. Who's got "just getting stretched for the fun of it?' Ok. Alright... Um, well, at least they they were able to identify it correctly."
by Hym Iam October 14, 2025
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Let I.C.E. poop

You guys know that that's one of my pet peeves. People not being able to poop.
Hym "Let I.C.E. poop! You kmow how I feel about not letting people poop. Right Amazon drivers? Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop!"
by Hym Iam October 14, 2025
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I didn't just leave it

You need to stop making excuses for stealing from me or I'm going to need to start stabbing kids.
Hym "I didn't just leave it. Published publicly. You're not keeping it. You need to stop blowing smoke up eachother's asses about it."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
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It's not that

Nope. Anna. It's not you being too moral and you jUsT cAn'T do it.
Hym "It's not that. You can. And here is where you invoke what America IS to you and you and I both know that it hasn't been that for me so I don't know who you're trying to fool."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
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Hypersonic Missiles

Yeah, I saw those. Those were fuckin sick! I like the sound they make when the zip off like that. Sounds super futuristic. Pretty cool. Make sure you click that Dead Hand on or... I assume that's something you'd leave on but still...
Hym "Yeah those Hypersonic missiles were dope."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
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Believe in rape

Hahahahaha how do you BELIEVE in rape!? It's not a thing you believe in! What!? Hahahahaha.
Hym "Ok for context this governor is addressing the leaked GOP messages and she claimy that they 'believe in gas chambers and believe in rape.' Like, what the fuck are we even talking about here? The tooth fairy? Those aren't 'things that people believe in' and I don't think being flippant about either of those thing somehow translates to you needing to deny me the credit and money I deserve so you can get me to stab a little girl. It does make MY THING look a lot more ALLOWED. It makes it look like my thing is allowed and your thing better not fucking be allowed. Right? That's what I saw. That's what it looks like to me."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
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Disarm

Dis-what? I can't. I literally can't fo anything until I'm sitting across the table from somebody. And if you try you might "end the conflict" immediately and permanently.
Hym "I mean, if not stealing from me is a deal breaker for you then you and your kids can fucking cook for all I care. And I can't disarm it because if I can disarm it you can violate the leverage clause and the bodily harm clause."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2025
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