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Hym "The international community will sit there and bloviate about it for years while doing ultimately nothing. All of that talk about the holocaust and they found themselves completely unprepared to do anything about the thing they DECLARED to be genocide. They DECLARED it guys. For 2 years. THAT is what they did the whole time and it looked like this:"
UN 😲👉 "I DECLARE THIS GENOCIDE! Tell everyone I declared it genocide."
Hym "....................... 🤨 Are you going to do something here?"
UN "I've done it. It's been declared."
Hym "Uh- ................ Ok. I guess I just masterbated the whole time so.... What did everybody do? We'll do an audit. Lady? Show of hands for 'get a baby fucked into you?' Candy? Brett? There's 2. Who's got "just getting stretched for the fun of it?' Ok. Alright... Um, well, at least they they were able to identify it correctly."
UN 😲👉 "I DECLARE THIS GENOCIDE! Tell everyone I declared it genocide."
Hym "....................... 🤨 Are you going to do something here?"
UN "I've done it. It's been declared."
Hym "Uh- ................ Ok. I guess I just masterbated the whole time so.... What did everybody do? We'll do an audit. Lady? Show of hands for 'get a baby fucked into you?' Candy? Brett? There's 2. Who's got "just getting stretched for the fun of it?' Ok. Alright... Um, well, at least they they were able to identify it correctly."
by Hym Iam October 14, 2025
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by Hym Iam October 14, 2025
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by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
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by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
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by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
Get the Hypersonic Missiles mug.Hym "Ok for context this governor is addressing the leaked GOP messages and she claimy that they 'believe in gas chambers and believe in rape.' Like, what the fuck are we even talking about here? The tooth fairy? Those aren't 'things that people believe in' and I don't think being flippant about either of those thing somehow translates to you needing to deny me the credit and money I deserve so you can get me to stab a little girl. It does make MY THING look a lot more ALLOWED. It makes it look like my thing is allowed and your thing better not fucking be allowed. Right? That's what I saw. That's what it looks like to me."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
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Hym "I mean, if not stealing from me is a deal breaker for you then you and your kids can fucking cook for all I care. And I can't disarm it because if I can disarm it you can violate the leverage clause and the bodily harm clause."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2025
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