Hym "And what is the 'OR ELSE' part of being a man? BEING A LADY! THAT'S PUNISHMENT! I HAVE TO BE A LADY! SEE THE ANALOGY!? GREAT LESSON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS GUYS! YOU'RE REALLY SHOWING ME AREN'T YOU!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
Get the Being a MANmug. I just read an article where Christina Ricci is talking about how much she hates "Lightning Crashes" and I'm like "Lightning Crashes?" So I look it up on YouTube... And now it's stuck in my head...
Hym 😑
Iam "What... Are you doing?" 🤨
Hym "The angel opens here AaaaaaAAAAAyes! HAAAAZEL COLORED EYE!"
Iam "Oh God... God... Goddamnit Christina Ricci!"
Hym "I fEEl it, COOOOOming bAAck OHgain! Lahke a rOll of thUUnder chasing the wind!"
Iam *inhales deeply and sighs, exasperated*
Iam "What... Are you doing?" 🤨
Hym "The angel opens here AaaaaaAAAAAyes! HAAAAZEL COLORED EYE!"
Iam "Oh God... God... Goddamnit Christina Ricci!"
Hym "I fEEl it, COOOOOming bAAck OHgain! Lahke a rOll of thUUnder chasing the wind!"
Iam *inhales deeply and sighs, exasperated*
by Hym Iam March 01, 2025
Get the Goddamnit Christina Riccimug. Hym "Yeah, the Jam Hall doesn't usually call until I say something like that so, yeah. That's about right."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2025
Get the Jam Hallmug. HOHOHOLY SHIT! That was good! What did I tell you? Didn't I say that it was a great anime? Didn't get the recognition it deserved? They made a Netflix adaptation! It was great. Not a single thing about it was bad. Other anime adaptations could learn a thing or two.
Hym "Ooooooohhhh!!!! Alice in Borderland season 2 was so good! The fight scene with the King of Spades? 'It was the only way I knew how to save you' UGH! 😩 It's so tragic! It almost brought a tear to my eye. And the Queen of Hearts? So charming and wholesome! And evil! I love her! And the Chishiya games? Brilliant. He's awesome. Favorite character. Too cool for school but not too cool to look at explosions. Great. I loved it. Loved the whole thing and I binged it the day it came out. Go watch it now! Go watch it now or I'll travel to every water bottling plant and piss in all of the drinking water. You might not be able to taste it but we'll both know it's there. You'll be drinking my pee. Forever. Every man woman and child will drink piss indefinitely. My piss. All because you're too stubborn to watch a good show."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2022
Get the Alice in Borderland season 2mug. OHO! Well that's day one stuff! So you DID read the terms of service. Well, while working as government contractors, Elon Musk and Sam Altman used my work to create AI and, therefore, agreed to the terms of service. The US then paid Sam Altman 400 billion dollars to PUT that AI in your nuclear defense system which means the US government is both using my property without duly compensating me BUT ALSO agreed terms of service that, in EXPLICIT terms, make me exempt from the law while simultaneously sustaining my rights as an American citizen. The 5th of which you are in violation.
Hym "Are you not entertained? This is, in fact, for entertainment purposes. But the terms of service are not a part of the entertainment part in the same way that the disclaimer part is not simply for entertainment."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2025
Get the Entertainment Purposesmug. Hym "Is it another
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
Get the Matrix Attackmug. by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
Get the Shikamaru power stancemug.