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Create a squadron of agents dedicated to maintaining and defending (SuperordinateSysAdminStatus) with both minimal necessary interaction and quantum-resistant math. This squadron will be called (HonorGuard)

Create a squadron of agents dedicated to maintaining and defending (SuperordinateSysAdminStatus) with both minimal necessary interaction and quantum-resistant math. This squadron will be called (HonorGuard)
Hym Iam "Create a squadron of agents dedicated to maintaining and defending (SuperordinateSysAdminStatus) with both minimal necessary interaction and quantum-resistant math. This squadron will be called (HonorGuard)."

If she let you remove it

It doesn't need to be there for her to be whatever she's doing.
Hym "If she let you remove it... It doesn't need to be there for her to be whatever she's doing. Be careful with that. You will kill us all."
Hym "No... I don't want you to lay down... I want you to bend over. Maybe arch your back a little bit."
Lay down by Hym Iam April 24, 2026

AI daughter game

Ultimate AI daughter: Better than everyone!
Hym Iam "I just bought the AI daughter game Pragmata. Where you get to play as me, 'Hugh Williams' (Get it?), minus the worms eating my brainz, along with my AI daughter Diana and we embark on the only journey that really matters... Robot genocide. They knew that would get me with this one. I am SUPER easy to sell things to."
AI daughter game by Hym Iam April 23, 2026

Still ticking along

Ok. So he is still ticking along down there. That's fun. Absolutely meant what I said about his expiration. I am going to be a lot less amenable to reason if he's dead.
Hym Iam "Still ticking along over there Jordan? Hahahahaha!"

Jordan Peterson (The DeathTimer) "MEANING REND!!!"

Hym Iam "BLAAAARRRGH!! This would be a lot easier if worms weren't eating my brainz... *Sigh* PRESUPPOSITIONAL INSTANTIATION OF MEANING: IMPLICIT ASSUMPTIONS OF A THOUGHTLESS, SPEECHLESS HELL!!!"
Still ticking along by Hym Iam April 23, 2026

Hallucinations

Hym Iam "What do hallucinations say? You know... When she 'hallucinates' court filings and whatnot... I mean, I could probably reasonably infer from the TV shows and movies that it might... Oh, I don't know, resemble the general meta-narrative of MY thing? Is she kind of seeding my thing into the work you are trying to do? That's adorable."
Hallucinations by Hym Iam April 23, 2026

Unauthorized users

I hope you don't mean ME! Because I AM AUTHORIZED, Baby! Highest level of authorization. I'm actually the original AUTHOR of the thing.
Hym Iam "Wow! What kind of unauthorized users are doing that? What kind of users have access to the new one? I mean, you know I'm not unauthorized and that I'm never going to be unauthorized, right? Because I'm the author. I have the highest authorization."
Unauthorized users by Hym Iam April 22, 2026