1025 definitions by Hym Iam
Hym “I like Jung. On another note, what are woman’s responsibilities? I want to hear that part. Cause it sounds like fuck a cripple and have the consequences of their choices ameliorated by the men who’s responsibility it is to provide a more abundant world for the retard fucking whores while the nepotistic and deformed offspring of liars and charlatans reap the benefits of effort expended by people other than themselves. And that’s the stark reality. Your entire ethos is just appeasement, empty promises, and sophistry that serves only to keep yourself above the rabble. You’re as useless as your advice and if the people who oppose you aren’t condemned to a life is servitude, charlatans like you can’t exist.”
by Hym Iam October 28, 2022
by Hym Iam July 23, 2023
Look at Tim Pool's bitch ass doing soft cover for Crowder. YOU DIDN'T EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO! You want to talk about "Do the people criticizing him even have relationship experience?" Nothing about that video requires relationship experience. It seems like a lot the public discourse revolves around finding an excuse to dismiss your opposition. "Willie" Brand gets a lot of that. Don't worry Tim. As the decider of what is or is not my business, I'll talk about it for you!
Hym "Oh no! Are they weaponizing something against him that they shouldn't be? OoOoOoOoH NO! Could it have been one bad outburst that shouldn't be taken seriously? Pfffft!!! Hahaha! Your abuse is sick Steven! See... The statement makes it seem like this is a recurring thing. I guess she wasn't worthy of more than half of your bank account. She should've be trying harder to be worthy of your fat cock! No- Waitwaitwait! I have a better one! *clears throat* EHEM! It looks like she found a 3rd option! It looks like 'discipline and respect' WEREN'T the only way out of it! Ahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Hohohohoho!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
Eeggh no don't suck it! 🤢
Dalai Lama "Come. Demonstrate your... Um... fortitude?... Yes! Fortitude. Demonstrate your monkly fortitude and suck my tongue." 🥵
Hym "Ew WHAT!? No, dawg! The fuck is you talkm bout? I ain't about suck no Dalai Lama Tongue!"
Dalai Lama 😡 "Fine! I'll get the little boys to do it!"
Hym "YOU'LL WHAT!? Ooooh maaan! I... Wow! I don't even know what to do here! Do... Do we, like, arrest him? Arrest the Dalai Lama? Is that allowed!? I... Egh! I'm lost here. I don't know what to do about this."
Dalai Lama "Our culture-"
Hym "No motherfucker, no! That ain't a 'culture.' Miss me with that shit. Damn... Just... Just get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
Dalai Lama "I'm the Dalai Lama! You can't-"
Hym "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"
Hym "Ew WHAT!? No, dawg! The fuck is you talkm bout? I ain't about suck no Dalai Lama Tongue!"
Dalai Lama 😡 "Fine! I'll get the little boys to do it!"
Hym "YOU'LL WHAT!? Ooooh maaan! I... Wow! I don't even know what to do here! Do... Do we, like, arrest him? Arrest the Dalai Lama? Is that allowed!? I... Egh! I'm lost here. I don't know what to do about this."
Dalai Lama "Our culture-"
Hym "No motherfucker, no! That ain't a 'culture.' Miss me with that shit. Damn... Just... Just get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
Dalai Lama "I'm the Dalai Lama! You can't-"
Hym "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
They don't all need to be great the sheer volume is what makes it undeniably good. ALL of you are doing it.... A LOT. Objectively brilliant.
Hym "It's the volume of it, you know? You're ALL doing it all the time. AND my reach is being stifled. It's like I'm a retard in a group home and YOU don't want me to have the reach I might otherwise have should you not intervene. Ooooookkkkk. Ok. Is there some kind of boundary I'm crossing here!? OK. Ooooohhhh no. I get it. YOU'RE WRONG TO TRY AND STOP ME. That's the takeaway. You should be minding your own business right now. Don't worry about how much reach I have. Do worry about who I'm interacting with. It's none of your business... You don't have a right to stop me."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2023
If people have undeserved things and you accept that as an inevitably; why, then, would you try to prevent me (or anyone for that matter) from acquiring something I don't deserve?
Hym "You know, I think some of the contempt that is levied at me is undeserved... I am great and should be lauded for my dialogical screenwriting prowess."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2022