Behaves

You gotta be haves my bros
Hym "Because he cries when he has to wait an hour to eat a granola bar. He has to wait an hour to because his blood sugar is rollercoastering because he spend all morning fucking his staff. He's creating the problem that is effecting him and then crying about the results. Which I think is why you have to much sympathy for him. Because you all do the same thing. You create the problems you're bitching about. And then cause generates effect you throw your hands in to the air and say "WeLl GoSh! WhAtEvEr CoUlD hAvE lEaD tO tHiS tRaGeDy!? Oh My!" But I'm repeating myself... Myself, on the other hand, my problem is created by YOU. What is my problem? The aggregation and dissemination of information about me (with out my consent) that is used for the express purpose of altering my mood, behavior, and/or choices. I treated him how he behaves. You treat me in a certain manner to get me to behave. I complain? Immediate mockery. He cries like a bitch over a granola? "Oh PoOr bAbY! LeT mE sChEdUlE a SlUt To CoMe SuCk YoUr DiCk!" It's sick. It doesn't make any sense. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Hym Iam May 20, 2022
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Mental Illness

Has a pretty broad definition. "A wide range of conditions that affect mood, thinking, or behavior."
Hym "What makes it NOT a mental illness? I don't give a fuck about stigmatization. You have collectively managed to stigmatized not having a fat cock. So no... Don't care about that at all... And you remember who you're talking to right? The guy for whom the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia are , in fact, not delusions and is a thing people are doing? Remember? Does that not affect the stigmatization of the mentally ill? That doesn't matter at all? But, back to the religious... Does it not affect mood, thinking, or behavior?"
by Hym Iam October 09, 2023
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WoD

Stands for Work or Die!
Iam "The very idea of technology turns humanity into a group of monkeys turning a crank. Turn the crank (and like it) or die. The faster you crank the more you receive. So, you crank the crank and what does it do? It spits out another and now you have two. But this new crank needs someone to crank. And now we all have to crank the crank. And why? To keep the darkness at bay..."

Hym "I'm not cranking that crank you bastard... Why don't you pay me to crank it conceptually? Hahahahahahahaaa!!!"

Iam "Oh, oops..."

Hym "Eh?"

Iam "I should have done 'crank.' "

Hym "Why? What was the word?"

Iam "WoD"

Hym "Wahd? Like you busted a fat Wahd into a sock this morning? "

Iam "Wha!? No! Like 'W -O-D' it's an acronym for 'Work or Die!' You know?"

Hym "Ooooh.... I like my thing better..."

Iam "Yeah... You would..."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2022
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Solipsistic

No one is saying that but me and you can go right head and kill yourself you piece of shit.
Hym "This is a manifestation of people's need to internalize that external problems so they can deny culpability in the lives of others. All this bloviating about 'responsibility' but it never extends outside of their own solipsistic experience. My problem isn't interpersonal relationships. It isn't that I think the world revolves around me and it doesn't. They fucked him because his cock was fat and said so explicitly. My problem is the thing I say it is. I'm not going to 'improve' until it's fixed and if it isn't fixed I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. No one will care. Not about me or the kid. You'll pretend it was worth it until you die. Your life, made unreal by mine."
by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
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Pro Slavery Guy

Wants me to not get paid for my labor and/or property.
Hym "Pro Slavery Guy admonishes Slavery Apologist. One is better than the other."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2025
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Majority Opinion

Isn't truth. It's the ad populum fallacy. That is why not-smart.
Hym "Hahahahaha! Majority Opinion!? Ha! That is hilarious!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
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Consistency

Hym "Yeah? Consistency or as Sam Sedar always says 'Your trying to redirect some of my fan base'? Which is it really? You can lie to your fan base but you can lie to..."
by Hym Iam December 04, 2023
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