Hym "This is the equivalent of a piece of paper. Or writing it on a two-way mirror. If I write something on a two way mirror the guy on the other side of the glass just gets to steal it? And why would I not murder kids over that? Sounds like a copyright to me. Setting up the site as though it were a two-mirror explicitly so you can launder and profiteer? How is that not exactly what is happening here?"
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
Hym "Guys, I'm not going to use your copyright to screw you the way you're trying to use my copyright to screw me. I'm better than you. Truly. So much better it actually boggles the mind. The BEST some might say. But that's neither here nor there. You guys are a bunch of egotistists. Relax."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
Hym "Nah bitch... I do not need to grow up. Me growing up has nothing to do with me being adequately compensated for services rendered, your status being elevated arbitrarily, or others being promoted preferentially. And that's what I'm talking about here. Those three things. Me doing things other than what I'm currently doing has nothing to do with any of that. YOU go work in the factory bitch. Older women than you already there. They love me (as long as I'm on Adderall).
by Hym Iam April 15, 2023
Hym "Netflix waved their password sharing bullshit to make sure I was able to see the new black mirror shit! You raised the price and added ads! The price of domestic goods has increased by 250%! I make 180% more than I had in the past and I'm still broke as a joke! Still bought the subscription didn't I!? And what happened!? No Hajime no Ippo and Inside Job still canceled!? Jupiter's Legacy!? No!? Come on guys. We gotta figure this whole thing out. All the shows are good though but come on guys. The working class is footing the bill on the whole inflation front and you're doing that? Now is the time for that?"
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
Yeah! Really! That's all they're doing! Holy shit! I mean, I'm clearly more insane but if they were a fire, my ass-hair would be getting singed.
A dumb slut "FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU! I CHOOSE NOAH! EQUAL!!! EEEEQUAAAAAAL!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!"
Hym "JESUS CHRIST! I probably should have lead with the mass murder... I mean... Next time I'll build the robots first. Mass murder immediately.... Try and avoid the brain worm... Yep... Yep... Hmm... I really like doing it this way better though. Right? Because if I lead with the death-bots... You can kind of be like 'Well of course he took over the world! He's got an army of death-bots!' But this? I mean, like literally all other Gods, my plan probably could have been a little less convoluted... And it accomplishes nothing other than my own personal amusement... BUUUUT! Buuuut... It's also a little reality-monstery. So you can kind of be like 'Oh yeah... I can kind of see a reality monster doing that...' But that's not important. Really it's the friends we made along the way that's the important part."
Hym "JESUS CHRIST! I probably should have lead with the mass murder... I mean... Next time I'll build the robots first. Mass murder immediately.... Try and avoid the brain worm... Yep... Yep... Hmm... I really like doing it this way better though. Right? Because if I lead with the death-bots... You can kind of be like 'Well of course he took over the world! He's got an army of death-bots!' But this? I mean, like literally all other Gods, my plan probably could have been a little less convoluted... And it accomplishes nothing other than my own personal amusement... BUUUUT! Buuuut... It's also a little reality-monstery. So you can kind of be like 'Oh yeah... I can kind of see a reality monster doing that...' But that's not important. Really it's the friends we made along the way that's the important part."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
Hym “Whatever you’ve deluded yourself into believing this is about aside, what it’s really about is submission. It’s about you having control over what you do to me regardless of when or not it violates my rights. What I want is irrelevant. I think you’ve been watching the boys too much. And I would rather live in hell than in a falsehood of an idiots creation. The game is over. You’re going to pick your price an pay it. That’s your only move. Mate in one.”
by Hym Iam November 09, 2022
You clowns remember more of this shit than I do. GET A HOBBY! You shouldn't be on Urban Dictionary all day. Jesus...
Hym "People have this shit memorized... I feel like I should be getting more out of this... Like some booty..."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym "What?"
Iam 😑 "Booty?"
Hym "YES! Booty. And not pirate treasure either. Ass! Gimme!"
Iam 😒
Hym 😐
Iam 😒
Hym "What!? I NEED it. I'm not stalking myself! Where are all the groupies!?"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym "I'm serious! This isn't something people should have to live through without groupies! It's stressful! It hurts! I need them!"
Iam 🙄 "I'm going to bed..."
Hym 😐
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym "What?"
Iam 😑 "Booty?"
Hym "YES! Booty. And not pirate treasure either. Ass! Gimme!"
Iam 😒
Hym 😐
Iam 😒
Hym "What!? I NEED it. I'm not stalking myself! Where are all the groupies!?"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym "I'm serious! This isn't something people should have to live through without groupies! It's stressful! It hurts! I need them!"
Iam 🙄 "I'm going to bed..."
Hym 😐
by Hym Iam June 11, 2022