Hym "Not everything a social contagion! Holy shit what is WRONG with you people!? This is NOTHING MORE than 'the failure of the people who could have done otherwise.' That's it. HIDING THEIR SHAME. Trying to sweep this under the rug. It isn't a social contagion. It isn't a syndrome. It's YOU refusing acknowledge what is happening to ME and those people."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2024
Hey, a guy in my community said you stole everything from him and screwed him out of his retirement.
Hym "Did you steal genetics from that guy? What the fuck is with you niggas and stealing shit? He's an old guy. Like a half a head shorter than me so, like, 5'6. Bushy beard. Studied genetics (Apparently). Find that guys stuff. Find his genetics immediately."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
ANYTHING CAN BE ANTI-SEMITIC NOW! LITERALLY ANYTHING! EVERYTHING IS A MIRCO-AGGRESSION WHEN IT COMES TO ANTI-SEMITISM! HA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S CRITICAL RACE THEORY ALL OVER AGAIN! EXCEPT FOR THE JEWS! HA!
Hym "Oooooooooh MAN! That. Is. Priceless! Okokok! 'Christ is king' is anti-semitic now... ANYTHING can be anti-semitic now! Literally any combination of words according to Jeremy Boring... Which is fantastic! Here are some new anti-semitic things to say: 'Shrimp on the barbie' Is anti-semitic now because the jews are small and it's easy to cook a lot of them at the same time. 'Don't forget your hat' is now anti-semitic because the Jewish people, they never forget! They're like elephants, these guys. What are you trying to say? You think Jews don't have good memories? Ok. The next one is 'OoOo Gehfoigal!' And it's anti-semitic because it's what I hear in my head when I think of a Jew. Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! You hear it? Sounds jewish, right? Er- yiddish? Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! There. It's saved in my quick-text. Now when I type 'G,' Gehfoigal is the first word that pops up... As it should be. Uuuuumm... All baked goods (obviously). They're just not kosher... Uuuhh... Literally anything! Anything you say is anti-semitic now! Make up your own today!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?
Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
Of course you do you pseudo-intellectual wannabe aristocrat homo.
Hym "Look at this fucking guy! Look at him! You talk to a guy who won a popularity contest that half the constituency didn't vote in and now he's sophisticated he thinks, look at him. Now he's an intellectual! A thought-leader even!"
Douglarse the fairy "I have more sophistication in my little FINGER then you have-"
Hym "Look at this fucking guy! Look at him! You talk to a guy who won a popularity contest that half the constituency didn't vote in and now he's sophisticated he thinks, look at him. Now he's an intellectual! A thought-leader even!"
Douglarse the fairy "I have more sophistication in my little FINGER then you have-"
Hym "Not with a dick in your butt Douglarse! No sophistication there! Then it's just shit-covered meat. Are you the shit or the meat, Douglarse? I got $50 on shit. It's in the name. Dougl-arse👈 You see it? No? Take a look
Here, ☝️ see? Arse. That's you. Arse of the 'Dougl' variety. Is that the thing, Douglarse? Do Jordan's thing? Be a good little cog in the shifting clockwork that comprises the background of my reality, or else because nothing I have to say matters anyway? So Douglarse can prance around and drink champagne and play dress up while postulating the ways in which EVERYONE ELSE is failing society."
Douglarse "I'm doing what I should be doing! Playing at argumentation with tomato cans who have agreed not to destroy me and stroking the egos of old men I want money from. Like a sugar-baby."
Hym "A red flag he says! You feel like you're from a different world because you're a lispy and delusional queer. The world you live in is not reality. It's fancy-pants intellectual faggotry simulator. And nobody wants to live in facy-pants intellectual faggot simulator at the cost of every else living under a system of values that literally serves no purpose other than to let you play posh sodomite simulator while everyone else labors QUITELY AND DESPERATELY beneath you."
Douglarse "Just shut up and work so I can get wine drug at a dinner party and get my shit-hole stretched in a penthouse you cretins! You're boring me."
Here, ☝️ see? Arse. That's you. Arse of the 'Dougl' variety. Is that the thing, Douglarse? Do Jordan's thing? Be a good little cog in the shifting clockwork that comprises the background of my reality, or else because nothing I have to say matters anyway? So Douglarse can prance around and drink champagne and play dress up while postulating the ways in which EVERYONE ELSE is failing society."
Douglarse "I'm doing what I should be doing! Playing at argumentation with tomato cans who have agreed not to destroy me and stroking the egos of old men I want money from. Like a sugar-baby."
Hym "A red flag he says! You feel like you're from a different world because you're a lispy and delusional queer. The world you live in is not reality. It's fancy-pants intellectual faggotry simulator. And nobody wants to live in facy-pants intellectual faggot simulator at the cost of every else living under a system of values that literally serves no purpose other than to let you play posh sodomite simulator while everyone else labors QUITELY AND DESPERATELY beneath you."
Douglarse "Just shut up and work so I can get wine drug at a dinner party and get my shit-hole stretched in a penthouse you cretins! You're boring me."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
Hym "Using Vietnam war government gaslighting to silence a dissident and try to convince me to... What? Murder children? Not murder children? Who ARE these fucking psychologist working for you? You know that shit isn't going to get me to think differently, right? Let me ask you something: do you understand the difference between overt and covert? It's not going to make me surrender. I'm not going to stop. If you wanted me to stop or surrender the money would be in a bank account that I and I alone have access to and I would have already sent that money on antibiotics assuming that what you are doing doesn't obstruct my ability to receive care. Which I don't. I don't assume that. I haven't spent any money. And I would be getting for my contributions. Which means when I watch Rick and Morty, MY NAME scrolls across the screen when the credits roll. When people talk about AI MY NAME would be brought up in relationship why I works now when it didn't before. Those 2 things are THE ONLY things that will end this. And it's hard to call that surrender."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2025
That, sure, but also that petty, smug, self-righteous people like you have created a system that allows you to reward yourselves for being petty, smug, self-righteous while simultaneously inflating the value of your lives while deferring the cost to the dregs of society. You're perfectly fine with me being impoverished but you are doing this to me because you don't think you should have to pay the price for doing it. You are mad now that YOU prioritizing YOURSELF over ME cost you something? I explained to you exactly what I was doing AS I WAS DOING IT. YOU didn't think you needed ME and you DID need me. You were perfectly willing to discard me like a piece of fucking trash. Where were you when I was left without a job? WHERE WERE YOU WHILE I WAS SITTING ALONE IN THE DARK? Fucking your wife? Hugging your kids? Telling yourself you were better than the people who weren't?
Hym "Yeah, both of you are aligning against be but I'll ask you... What are you stopping? What are you stopping me from doing? I'm literally not doing anything. The only thing you stopped me from doing is saving your kids and defending myself and my family from whatever the fuck you want to call this. I GAVE YOU THE CHANCE THAT NO ONE HAD THE DECENCY TO GIVE ME. But there is no BOTH of you, is there? Not really. Anti-Christian bias? You are beholden to a God that you will never interact with and you are desperate to impose that on anyone who will let you. You wanted to be the creature and look what happened. You can't blame me for anything here. You have far more control over the situation than I do. If I'm going insane then you are in the driver seat AND YOU ARE FA-LOORING IT RIGHT NOW. And that's that shit I don't like."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025