Insecure

Women hate men who are insecure. Incidentally, the only thing men really have to be insecure about is having a small dick. Being fat, short, broke, dumb are all inconsequential.
by Hym Iam January 04, 2021
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Spending

Yeah! That's it! It's not that I'm performing labor that OTHER PEOPLE are profiting from and being excluded from that profit... AND WORKING 2 PART TIME JOBS...
Hym "It's that I'm spending too much of my money on food I buy AT THE FUCKING JOBS. I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY THE PRODUCTS MY JOB SELLS! That's on me! That's clearly ME! I guess I'll just have to tolerate it until YouTube fucking media pundit's rhetoric has an effect on politics maybe-hypothetically-possibley A FUCKING YEAR FROM NOW and EVERYONE ELSE'S LIVES ARE ALSO MADE EASIER and THEN... THEN... YOU will feell better about everyone else being better off regardless of what's going on with me... And that's all it's ever going to be."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2024
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Velma

Really? *Sigh* Ok... Fine. I'll say it. I liked it. Ya'll have me set up to be the only mf on the planet who didn't think it was shit. I thought the first couple of episodes were a little lazy but it had some funny moments. Some of the dialogue was a little on the nose but I donno. I enjoyed it enough to write about it.
Hym "Hohoho... For how (seemingly) progressive the writer's of 'Velma' are.... There sure was a lot of gender-binary affirming dialogue in it! The female self-defense class? The female neurologist? It's almost as if... They don't believe that gender is a social construct and doesn't exist on a spectrum! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
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Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?
Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
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A YouTube video by Rationality Rules. If this is what's being taught to kids in schools... I don't see a problem with it. Very concise. Nicely outlines the social implications of how we conceive of gender.
Are women only adult females?

Hym "I donno. I guess I'll watch this video and find out..."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
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Immediate Medical Attention

If I do not receive it... I will die. Whatever happens after is on the rest of you. Because I will be dead. Even if I were to reverse every position I have ever had, that will not change what other people are going to do in response to the things that happen to me. There is no undoing things for me. Either my brain hurts or it doesn't. I am either in a cage or not in a cage. You are either actively using the symptoms of an illness people to not have against people or you are not doing that. This is not supposed to be visible to the public. Who's bright idea was it to make this visible to the public?
Hym "You know that feeling you get where you feel as though you need immediate medical attention and you continue to feel that way for years, like, literally 2 years straight? Because that is what's happening right now. It's not good. Doesn't feel great. It actually feels the opposite of that. But you know what would make it all better? Do you have a guess? CHILD MURDER!? WHY WOULD SUGGEST SUCH A THING!? I was GOING to suggest 'a dry tugger from Jenna Ortega!' You freak! Child Murder? Really?"
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Because he cheated

Hym "We all have to pretend it doesn't matter to protect the fucking fat cocks. We all have to live a fucking lie for them to even fucking exist. Absolutely worthless. If they broke up because he cheated, is his cock fat or is it not? They don't need to exist. It'd be better if they didn't. But instead, I have to be a second class citizen to the fat cocks can exist and the women who are going to disproportionate fuck them don't have to be."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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