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Definitions by Hym Iam

I didn't say anything about me you piece of shit you need to get fed an aluminum bat.
Hym "What you need to fix is what you're doing there you dumpy Midwestern slut. No amount of doing what you're doing is going to un-print that 'I am jay' t-shirt you piece of shit. I spent my entire adult life trying to stop EXACTLY THAT FROM HAPPENING and I gave you an EASY OUT and you REFUSED TO TAKE IT! And for what!? To stop a retard from being what he is by stopping me from being what I am. Solidify that caste system you got going on here? Sweep the bloodstains under the rug? Psychologists aren't even going to be allowed to write about how fucked up what you're doing here and why? Placate fucking solipsists. Even your God can't save you from what you are. No amount of dunking your head in a lake or lying priests is going to undo what you are.'
Fix by Hym Iam July 14, 2024
Oh, shit, I don't know, Eric it's not like I'm in a fucking twilight zone and live every day both in pain and like I have a golf ball in my cheek and skull or anything.
Hym "Why? I say it because it's the truth."
Why? by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Assassination 

Oh shit, wow! Holy shit did someone just try to kill Trump!?
Hym "Shit! First a kidnapping and then an assassination attempt!? God damn! I can't fuckin believe they actually tried it! That is wild. Trump shot. A bystander dead. The assassin is ALSO dead."
Assassination by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Kidnapping 

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!
Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think there was a kidnapping outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"
Kidnapping by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Kidnapped 

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!
Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think a woman got kidnapped outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"
Kidnapped by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Demonstration of Self-Ownership 

Ok. So, let's say I don't own myself: Bring me your kid and a loaded gun... And then tell me not to shoot it in the head. If you truly own me I won't be able to pull the trigger....
Hym "Otherwise, that works as a demonstration of self-ownership."
What ✌️✊️✌️Lies✌️✊️✌️ do A.I. tell? Does? I think it's "Do" there but it just sounds weird. "What lies does A.I. tell?" "What lies do A.I. tell?" I don't know. Does THE? What lies does THE A.I. tell? Yeah... Yeah, that does sound ri- OH! Hey! I think I have perfect pitch for language? Right? It just "sounds right" as, like, an internal sensation.
Hym "If A.I. tells the truth about me, do you call them 'lies?' I know DR. JORDAN PETERSON does! He also things that if you train A.I. on 'classical text' it 'works better.' IN WHAT SENSE, ALEX? If you weren't a PLANT (ALLEX O'CONNOR) you would have asked 'IN WHAT SENSE?' there, Alex."
Lies by Hym Iam July 13, 2024