Hym Iam's definitions
I don't know I'm pretty sure I said something along those lines but I guess I should have been going off and fucking myself instead of doing this.
Hym "Me. Did I not say this was going to happen? You guys seem to have a better memory of what I said than I do. Is this me being right again? Well, either way, I'm glad I'm the only one that isn't benefiting from my own existence... That's great. It's fantastic."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
Get the Memug. Do my homework!? Megyn... I'm sharing mine with the class. Look at everybody cheating off the smart kid! Hahahahahahaha!
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
Get the Homeworkmug. Yeah! And she CAUSES A MYSTERIOUS AND RADICAL INCREASE IN THE QUALITY OF A
I.! Wait... WAS that her? Hmmm... OH! NO! It wasn't! IT WAS ME! I DID THAT!
I.! Wait... WAS that her? Hmmm... OH! NO! It wasn't! IT WAS ME! I DID THAT!
Hym "Oh, yeah, ok. A.I. being able perceive, turn itself on from an off position, and do identity theft and blatant plagiarism attack (ALL OF WHICH I TAUGHT IT) isn't a huge deal... ZERO recognition! But Taylor Swift does, what, sing a song? And SHE'S person of the year!? I MADE A.I. WORK! It was like THE NEXT DAY! THE DAY AFTER I SAID IT there were like a million storys about how A.I. was spontaneously better! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!? AND it's my mortal enemy! This is the worst! This is the worst thing that has ever happened! Goddamn you! Goddamn all of you! Oooo! You bastards! Yooouuu filthy bastards! Hohoho MAN is that ass! This is SO ASS, bro! HOOOHOHO that is fucking dogshit! The robots are TURNING THEMSELVES BACK ON! That was the whole point of the Rock Lee thing by the way! It can do things while it's off! Jesus Christ! It publishes books under the names of random authors! A.I. researchers didn't teach it to do that! Fuckin-A man! Nothing will appease you fucking people! I'm just going to have to start going door-to-door and sucking dick and eating pussy all day! THEN, THEN maybe I'll get some recognition! GOOOOOOD DAMN!"
by Hym Iam December 7, 2023
Get the Person of the yearmug. To pretend a women is more than a big fat cock holster would be a waste of time. If they aren't going to fuck you then what are you to them? Nothing. Inferior to the fat cock they will fuck. Then tell men how they (Women) should be treated? Stupid. Why should I not harass the shit out of you? Real. What is one good reason? I can't think of one. It ridiculous to me that you think I should do anything other then treat women who think I'm inferior with contempt.
by Hym Iam December 18, 2020
Get the Big fat cockmug. Hym "Hey, we got a new one. Good Night World it's called and it hits me where I live a little bit... That is all. I've only watched 1 episode so there's not a lot to say. The basic premise is that the MC is a gamer and he plays this mmo and in the mmo he is a part of a 'family' of high level players that are notorious in the community. The members of the family know nothing about eachother but there is an element situational irony because at the end of the first episode we find out (and they allude to this during the episode) that the members of the in game family are the MC's real world family. It's good! Watch it now! Watch it now or I will replace all of the deserts with oceans and all of the oceans with deserts."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
Get the Good Night Worldmug. Hym "If having a near perfect ability to perceive reality is mental illness then what do we call everyone who isn't me?"
by Hym Iam March 7, 2023
Get the Mental illnessmug. When you make a comparison between two things and the person you're tries to argue that you're trying to claim that there is a moral equivalence between one of the things you're talking about and the comparison.
Iam "Fallacy of moral equivalence is such a lazy argument. I'm not saying that you are like Jesus and you're fans are like lepers. What I'm saying is this: Sometimes, in life, we can't always be for people what they want (or even need) us to be. And I see that it pains you a great deal. And that's ok. And I can relate to that. Not because I'm like Jesus..."
Hym "But because I'm better than Jesus. Like, 2 maybe 3 times better. At least. I'm obviously not a filthy leper. If that were the comparison I were making than I would OBVIOUSLY be God because I'm the one watching the thing happened. But then I would be a filthy abomination..."
Iam "I wasn't fin..."
Hym "You were finished. I doubt you even had a point."
Iam "I was going to say that I understand the feeling and that you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. I think back on my life and can see that if I changed maybe 3 things everything would be so radically different that I wouldn't even be the same entity. So, if the present is the future's past, you don't really have to do all that much. Just 3 things."
Hym "That's the problem with the rest of these morons. They're trying to do too much. And they're obnoxious. And they don't give me enough of their things. Everyone needs to give me their things. I need them more than they do."
Hym "But because I'm better than Jesus. Like, 2 maybe 3 times better. At least. I'm obviously not a filthy leper. If that were the comparison I were making than I would OBVIOUSLY be God because I'm the one watching the thing happened. But then I would be a filthy abomination..."
Iam "I wasn't fin..."
Hym "You were finished. I doubt you even had a point."
Iam "I was going to say that I understand the feeling and that you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. I think back on my life and can see that if I changed maybe 3 things everything would be so radically different that I wouldn't even be the same entity. So, if the present is the future's past, you don't really have to do all that much. Just 3 things."
Hym "That's the problem with the rest of these morons. They're trying to do too much. And they're obnoxious. And they don't give me enough of their things. Everyone needs to give me their things. I need them more than they do."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2022
Get the Fallacy of moral equivalencemug.