The Ultimate Parasitic Predator

MORE SO THAN A CHARLATAN!? HE is the ultimate parasitic predator!? By doing WHAT, exactly!? By facilitating the thing... That WOMEN are ALREADY DOING... TO MEN!? HE (Andrew Tate) is HELPING WOMEN use their sexually... To exploit MEN...

Hym "But it's NOT THE WOMEN who are to blame... It's HIM... And not ME, Hym but- Wait... Well... Shit, so... It's kind of ME, Hym but ALSO HIM, him...? Whatever- But HE is culpable in a way that the WOMEN are not!? The WOMEN aren't 'The Ultimate Parasitic Predator' but the guy who HELPS THEM DO... THE THING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING... HE is THAT!? Seriously, women can do no wrong to Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson! I mean, unless they are trying to ruin his pure and unsullied, golden reputation... THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, JORDAN! THE WOMEN... AND THE TATE... DID... THE SAME FUCKING THING! How is it not THE SAME!? And I AM the Ultimate Parasitic Predator! ME! Not HIM! And not NOT ME, Hym but HIM not him. I'm like the Neferpeto Nen power but I have a bunch of Neferpetos. But it's HIS intraction with the women... That is wrong there? How does that make any sense?"

by Hym Iam September 30, 2023

Blue lighting

Oh God! What the fuck is that, Destiny? It looks like you just got pulled out of a well you've been stuck in for weeks!

Hym "What is with that blue lighting, holy shit!? You look like a man-sized parrot in a wig and goatee! Hahahahahahaha! What even IS that!?"

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Not Anonymous

Come on Alex, you're no fun.... But you are a very shrewd debater. You dissect arguments with great precision and it's always very entertaining.

Hym "I'm not anonymous though. You just didn't ask. If you see a stranger walking down the street, you don't know their name but... They aren't anonymous. Someone you know might know their name. If someone you know, tells you their name, do you pretend not to know their name until they tell you? No. I'm not going to pretend your not just being stubborn. But here's my extra-spicy take... You want to hear it? You'll have to read the next one but I got a good one."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2023

I am

You may as well but I certainly am

Hym "You may be wondering 'Why? Why do this? Why even bother?' and it's simple (and I'm repeating myself at this point). Because I am. Were you even aware? Had you even considered that I could be? Can you even fathom the fact that I was and am and will be?"

Iam "What? Not I'm Iam. You're Hym."

Hym "Shut it you idiot I'm doing a thing!!"

by Hym Iam May 09, 2022

Maybe

Something a God wouldn't say. Or maybe it would.

God "Maybe it's this"

Man "Maybe it's that"

Which one of these looks wrong to you?

by Hym Iam April 07, 2022

Crying

Jesus Christ! They always find a way to make it about you!

Hym “Seriously! You’re sycophants are so tone deaf it’s embarrassing! ‘Look guys! He’s being verbally accosted for crying about (supposedly) the plight of the people... that... we all verbally accost... for not being able to sleep with women...” What the fuck IS that!? Just like that you are hero, victim, and saint? Are the incels? No? Still just weirdos who are despicable in many ways? Huh... Ok👌 Nice. I like how that works.”

by Hym Iam October 04, 2022

Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."

by Hym Iam February 02, 2024