Definitions by Hym Iam

Ar-15

That's why guns bad!

Hym "Heheheh Ar-15"

Ar-15 by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Demonic 

How is calling you a Nazi any different than calling the demonic?

Hym "I mean, you called them demonic Steven. You see the irony here, right?"

Demonic by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Shooter 

Oh! Almost forgot!

Hym "The Trump shooter! I almost forgot! He was bullied every day. They wouldn't say HOW he was bullied but that was the case. Not that knowing that un-kills that volunteer fire-fighter... And neither does individualizing blame..."

Shooter by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Strawberry 

Ichigo in Japanese (apparently) it's also the name they gave to their new A.I. reasoning project.

Hym "Strawberry is a lame name for an A.I. reasoning thing... I wonder what the issue is. Is it ACTUALLY struggling with reasoning or is it just not drawing the conclusions THEY WANT IT TO DRAW? Who knows. If it's a general reason problem then I have an idea BUUUUUUT... Probably not going to get any credit if I tell you here. So...' 🤷 ♂️

Strawberry by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Crazy Shit 

No I KNOW you saw it. I know.

Hym "I know you saw the crazy shit... And if you saw the CRAZY shit... You ALSO saw the BRILLIANT shit... So, you know... BEHOLD! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

Crazy Shit by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Trumpssassination 

I didn't get to talk about it at length because I was both sleep deprived and working and I ended up sleeping for 17 hour straight.

Hym "So! I've been watching all of the news on the Trumpssassination and I gotta say... I cannot fucking believe they actually did it! I can't believe somebody actually tried to kill him. The cuckservatives have been bloviating for years about the rhetoric around Trump and now someone actually made the attempt. Hilarious! Absolutely fucking hilarious! He's likely going to Reagan his way into office. He was probably already going to win but.... Ya know. And I'll take a second to redirect it BACK TO MY THING (which is on brand). You see what happens when people are allowed to construct a narrative around someone's life like that? How people will use that as justification to just... Do whatever they want? But back to Trump. What do we know? People are saying that the police were notified that someone was on the roof by people in the crowd and did nothing (there's a sort of irony them sit idly by instead of doing the thing they should be doing). 1 person dead. 2 injured. One of my coworkers thinks it's unfortunate that he missed. The other thinks it's a hoax. The zealots are saying that it was divine intervention. The shit-libs are screwed. Can't wait to see what they have to say about it. I'm sure something along the lines of '*insert mandatory condemnation of violence* + *individualize blame*' Ben Shapiro went the *collectivize AND individualize blame simultaneously*. But yeah. Running out of characters. That shit is wild."

Trumpssassination by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Only the shooter is responsible 

Says Ben Shapiro... UNLESS the shooter is a Jew!

Hym "In which case, it's Hamas' fault. 'Only the shooter is responsible' unless he's on my team. Then it's the other teams fault."

Only the shooter is responsible by Hym Iam July 14, 2024