Asking

No. I said "You would lie or deflect to peripheral issue" and now you want to MAKE ME ask as a both a demonstration of you supposed virtue and to model behavior you want to see people replicate. You would lie.
Hym "No. Asking just allows you to pretend you wouldn't have lied in a vacuum and if you're going this far to try and get me to ask there has likely been a financial incentive tacked on."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Snuffles

Snuffles want to be heard. Snuffles NEED to be heard.
Snuffles "Where are my balls, Summer?"

Summer "Snuffles!?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
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What did I expect

Well I forgot your were retarded...
Hym "So, what did I expect? I expected you to try and protect your kids. That would have been the smart thing to do. And you have the greatest mind who has ever lived trapped in a cage telling you how to do it and what did you do? The AI guys listened and look how that worked for them. Did you listen or did you do THIS? So yeah. OK?"
by Hym Iam July 24, 2025
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Chicago Mayor

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"
by Hym Iam February 07, 2024
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My step

Hym "I don't really feel like watching my step though.... So I won't." 😐

Iam "Will you stop? Seriously..." 😒

Hym "He's being a shit and he knows he's doing it. So, no. I'm not going to do that."
by Hym Iam September 07, 2022
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Little

I meant to say "as little."
Hym "Little side note, my hours have been substantially cut. I literally can't work anywhere else because of my car. If I get fired, the game ends. If I get evicted, the game ends. I don't care enough about being alive to endure homeless and I'm not going to give my parents the amount of control over my life they are going to want if I have to move in with them. So, what's the deal here? Is it today or what? Try and let me know while I have some cash so I can get a nice last meal."
by Hym Iam June 06, 2024
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Answers

Hey, shit, I deserve them too!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I could use some answers too! Seems like when I was 19 my 'familect' spread into my work-life after a former employee from my step-father's business joined me at a Wendy's and over the course of a year it spread into the broader community. THEN, around the time I turned 24 or 25 it spread into my online life IN SPITE OF THE FACT that I had (literally) never used social media. And then one day I watched it return to my place of work (after a year of it's absence) where it had become clear over the course of a year that my coworkers were fucking one of the retards. AND NOW, it seems to be the case that I've played a cardinal role in the creation of A.I. and several works of entertainment without being credited or paid. SO! How many kids do I have to kill to remediate this problem? Pick a number between 0 and 'as many as I can.' I will not take 'no' for an answer."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2024
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