Alaska

Do you want to give Putin Alaska too?

Hym "Should we give him Alaska too? We're just giving shit away apparently. Does he want a back rub? 2 goats and part of Australia? Why don't we just give him some guns too? Trump's wife is from Russia we can give her back too! Let's just entirely reform the Soviet Union! Deal master! It's like a fire sail! Everything Russia used to have goes back to Russia."

by Hym Iam March 02, 2025

Grate

A great what?

No no no you're fine. You're doing it right. I just illustrating that I too don't always properly frame my point. Not making a moral judgement against anyone really. I'm grateful. I'm genuinely asking the questions in the midst of my existential crisis, you know? I find it hilarious that you say a thing that I said. You're a little more tactful then I am but the point is the same. Seeing the nonsense I shoveled into the collective unconscious being reflected back at me by the media I consume is definitely strange.

by Hym Iam April 04, 2022

My Money

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.

Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."

by Hym Iam March 03, 2025

Cyber Truck

Oh, speaking of Elon.

Hym "I saw a Cyber Truck the other day! On the road while I was walking home from work! In the freezing cold! With the pressure in my head and pain in my feet at the peak! It looked like a Playstation 2 car in real life! It was surreal! It was weird! I creeped me out looking at it!"

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

You and Magnus

Still a couple of fucking sissies though.

Hym "Hey, You and Magnus can eat a bag of dicks ok? Hey, middle finger to butthole4🖕 Oh wait, what!? I didn't see 'sit and spin' in 1! Ooooh man! Terrible stuff from me! Real amateur stuff from me there. Wow! Hold on. Let me calculate this quick. Takes takes takes... Middle finger HERE instead 🖕 And then... Nope... Nope. It's still just sit and spin... That's crazy."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

That's not what you're doing though

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.

Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."

by Hym Iam July 05, 2025

The WAR in Gaza

Yeah, I feel like if it was anyone else saying it Emma would have let that slide.

Emmers "It's a genocide! She should have said genocide!"

Hym "That is like... Adjacent to what she WOULD HAVE said... If anyone else had said 'The WAR in Gaza.' "

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024