Patrickmutebi

Hym "He balances- Ok... Look... He lifts a guy up on to his shoulders, right? So the other guy is doing like a hand-stand on his shoulders... And then the other guy balances ON THE ORIGINAL GUYS HEAD WITH HIS HEAD and then THE ORIGINAL GUY it juggling while the other guy balances on his head! It is nuts! How is he doing that!? And then the other guy does the splits upside-down on the head of the guy! It's like balance a basketball on top of another basketball except on top of the top basketball there is like 200 lbs od weight! And like, how he gets up on the guys head is the crazy part... He just hops up! He just hop directly up on to the guys head! That CAN'T be real, can it? PatrickMutebi it call on YouTube. If it's real give him 1 million dollars. Give it to both of them..... I mean I just went to watch it again he just, like, HOPS UP THERE... Like... Is the video in reverse? Did he like, get up there off camera camera and then film it in reverse? There's not fucking way he just hops up there like that! If it's fowards give them 1 million dollars. Don't do it if it's in reverse. There's no fucking way he just hops up like that..."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Volume

They don't all need to be great the sheer volume is what makes it undeniably good. ALL of you are doing it.... A LOT. Objectively brilliant.
Hym "It's the volume of it, you know? You're ALL doing it all the time. AND my reach is being stifled. It's like I'm a retard in a group home and YOU don't want me to have the reach I might otherwise have should you not intervene. Ooooookkkkk. Ok. Is there some kind of boundary I'm crossing here!? OK. Ooooohhhh no. I get it. YOU'RE WRONG TO TRY AND STOP ME. That's the takeaway. You should be minding your own business right now. Don't worry about how much reach I have. Do worry about who I'm interacting with. It's none of your business... You don't have a right to stop me."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2023
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Innovation

Here's the problem Ben. I'm the one doing the innovation and I'm being told it was a mistake and not being given the credit I deserve. You are doing the NOT-THAT.
Hym "Innovation? You mean like short-form content or the carbonated tea or the AI or the exploitation-free porn site or the ultimate entertainment media template? Because that was all me. I'm the ultimate man."
by Hym Iam November 03, 2024
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Ratchet

No, you don't have to ratchet yourself anywhere for preferential sexual selection. A fat juicy cock puts you exactly where you need to be.
Hym "You know you don't have to ratchet yourself up anything to get sex. Here's the hierarchy (because I know you love visuals)

Big Fat Cockles > Money > Appearance

So ☝️ here and/or ☝️ is where you can see kids, retards, and old men. If they can't get the fat cock they will settle for money and take the meaty dick on the side. Appearance is the difference between them treating/talking to you as a man or woman. In their mind, not wanting to fuck you make you their "equal" and they only date UP hierarchy which makes the men they want to fuck better then women (literally by your own rules) So here is the gender social hierarchy as a model:
Men they fuck > Women ≥ Men they don't fuck > Small peepee

You are really peeved about that huh? Consciousness never plays a factor. Reality is objective btw the way. I'm not a postmodernist. I do like Kierkegaard though “People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.” or "Modern society has leveled the individual into an abstract phantom." I like the latter. It's what they (the public) deserve. And when they step out of the fog and show themselves, man, does it fill the golden with righteous indignation. Go back where you belong dregs! You're ideas are brilliant though and your thing is so much better than mine that we can use it to win the culture war."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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Megyn Kelly

Hym "What would Megyn Kelly do to stop a school shooting? NOTHING! A big fat nothing! 0! ZERO! Not a Goddamn thing. And you want to lock the parents up for NOT INTERVENING in a way that WE ALL KNOW you would NOT INTERVENE and then you have the nerve to condemn the parents and cry on you fucking priests shoulder 'BOO HOO! I'm so sad murdered kids even though I would do more to provoke it than I would EVER would to stop it. And then I'll cry for my priest and the camera.' They're burning in hell (by the way) according to your religion they're a 99.9% chance they're burning in hell FOREVER. The dead kids? Hell forever. Terrible! And we all say it too. All your viewers saw you do nothing. You God saw it. And to pretend you would intervene in any way that's substantial is a LIE which you're going to burn forever for too. So, at least the dead kids will have company."
by Hym Iam February 03, 2024
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My problem

I find the insinuation that I am using others (solely) for the purpose of my own aggrandizement both condescending and insult and I feel as though I'm being used for the aggrandizement of others in a manner that is both retaliatory and spiteful in reference to various slights (perceived or otherwise) for the purpose of some kind of "hoisted by my own petard" type, conceptual, punishment.
That's my problem.
by Hym Iam July 15, 2022
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Family

You only need them until you don’t...
Hym “I would trade my family for money in a heartbeat. I’d do it myself. Convert 21x6¢ into a couple of million. Easy choice. Easy money.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
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