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Your Kids

So absolutely fucking worthless that if I was actively dying... And I had to kill them all to gain myself one last breath... I would kill them all... And then I would hold my breath until I was dead...
Hym "Do not let these assholes forget that I told you not to do everything that you're doing right now... And what happened is exactly what I said would happen. And your kids suck. They are garbooooooooo!"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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Bud

Yeah now do the part where I get Vivans every day and women get brought to me to sit on my dick and the person saying that to me is an AI creating genius. Do that part.
Hym "Come on bud. You gotta go all they way with it right!? Do the rest! You're 5% oh the way there... You want me to be Noah, so... Do the rest fuck-face! Let's get the vivans up in my blood, we'll schedule these filth sluts to come over to my house and cheat on their boyfriends or fiancé, and you be the AI creating genius, alright? You do something profound and change the world forever and I'll sit here and mock you while I fuck the help and cry like a bitch if I have to do anything that even vaguely resembles following a rule. Since ommission is allowed apparently let's skip the molestation and the retardation Ok? No when Yuji Itadori says to Mahito 'I am you' is he claim to literally be Mahito or did it relate directly to the shit Mahito was doing leading up to that point? Fucking clown. It he YoUr FaVoRiTe? Are you me now, bud?"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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Refuse to pay

If my situation proves one thing at all it's that they do not care about my life, THEREFORE... If they refuse to pay... MURDER THEM. Murder their kids. Murder their wives. They would sit their and let me do it to YOUR kids and they are probably betting on it right now. It am going to be the last person they ever steal from ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. And if anyone takes a security contract to protect the KILL THEM TOO. EVEN IF I'M DEAD. Even if they get me FIRST. Kill them. And then ask THE NEXT CEO if HE (or she) wants to pay. Make them pay the actual money and bury it with me.
Hym "If they refuse to pay, murder them. Murder them. Murder their families. They are perfectly fine with ME murdering YOUR family aren't they? Right? I said I would kill kids if they stole it and they stole it. So, murder them. Murder anyone who tries to defend them. And then ask the next CEO whether or not THEY want to pay. Murder their company out of existence from the top down, one CEO at a time."
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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Ew

Yeah, right? And now you're a victim of the guy you DID fuck instead of me now that he has upgraded. Isn't that crazy how that works!? Now she has to warn the next one about how he's evil and he tricked her! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOOOOOH MAN! THAT. IS. BEAUTIFUL. YOU WERE TRYING TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME YESTERDAY AND NOW.... YOU'RE A VICTIM! YOU'VE BEEN VICTIMIZED BY THE FACT THAT EVERYBODY WANTS A FAT-COCK AND THEY DON'T HAVE TO SETTLE FOR YOU! VICTIMIZED BY HER OWN INABILITY TO HOARDE THE FAT-COCK ALL TO HER SELF. AND NOW THE MEN SHE DIDN'T FUCK... HAVE TO SAVE HER! AFTER A FULL YEAR OF NOTHING BUT MAN HATING... SHE CHOSE. AND NOW SHE IS A VICTIM OF HER OWN CHOICE.
Hym "And here I sit. Being very publicly being gaslit. Very publicly being mocked while and infection eats away at my brain (white tongue and buildup on the gums means infection) after LITERALLY CREATING AI... And she is a victim because the guy she fucked instead of me is also fucking someone who also isn't fucking me. But they will go right ahead and shove my tax dollars down her kids throats... AND HIS! HE HAS BEEN EATING OUR TAX DOLLARS... WITH HER EBT CARD... THIS ENTIRE TIME! And he's on to another more attractive single mother who is ALSO going to feed him your tax dollars... And then he's going to feed her his big fat cock... And if he STOPS DOING... SHE'S A VICTIM! And no ladies, no matter how badly you want it to be the same as my situation it isn't. That's just you trying to make things aren't the same, the same. She acted like she wanted to fuck... Until she found a fat-cock... And then she acted like 'Isn't it victimizing when the guy you said you would fuck... Doesn't want to just be friends after your fuck a fat-cock instead of him? Ew.' They are completely blind."
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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Revered as a man

Hym "Tucker wants to be revered as a man... But he hasn't sacrificed his life! They want you to exalt them for fucking eachother, yet, I AM THE ONLY MAN BEING SACRIFICED HERE. Did he protect Mikayla Raines? Did he protect that Senator Melissa and her husband Mark? It doesn't look to me like he's holding up his end of the ✌️✊️✌️✊️most basic agreement✌️✊️✌️✊️ So, Tucker, if I tell the truth... And YOU LIE BY OMMISSION.... Which one of us goes to your God's heaven? Why should you be revered when the person who died to protect your wife didn't fuck your wife? Did Tucker suffer so that his piece of shit kids can used the AI I created to cheat on their homework and supplant their one mentally retarded minds? No! Because that's his religion. A sacrifice differed. The proceeds co-opted. It would be good and moral if it wasn't theft and human sacrifice."
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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Predictable

Hym "That isn't me being 'predictable' you fucking idiot. You knowing that I am going to describe what is happening accurately and then saying what I would say isn't a manifestation of how well you know me, it's you knowing the actual truth and then demonstrating to everyone watching that YOU ARE FUCKING LYING when you describe it any other way. You know what the truth is and you are just making something else up. And then anyone who isn't willing to play along SEES YOU DOING THAT... And then they buy a police officer costume and show up at your senator's house and then shoots them in the fucking face. And then you do THE SAME EXACT THING with the story about the senators getting shot... And then anyone who isn't willing to play along SEES THAT AS WELL... And we'll see how many times your senators get murdered before you learn your lesson. I'll count for you. I know you struggle with counting so I'll do that for you. You don't even have to ask. FOR A NOMINAL FEE! So there's one 🖕"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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I CHOOSE NOAH!!

Yeah, keep screaming it moron. Noah has never posted anything here he does not have a phone.
Iam "For the past 15 years I have been-"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAH!!!"

Hym "You're a retarded whore and you fuck retards with fat cocks so you can feel intelligent get your cervix pounded."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAH! BLULULULULULULULULU!"

Hym "You being like this is why your kids are like this and if they weren't they would stop getting mass murdered overnight."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAAH!!!!! BLULULULULULU! I'M IMMORTAAAAAAAAL!!!!"

Hym "Name the person I am better than."

Whore "NOAAAAAAHULULULULULULULU- Er- Wait... I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Hym "Heheheheheheh..."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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