Definitions by Hym Iam

Deceased 

Oh, that kid is fucking dead (by the way). The 6th day has elapsed.

Hym "Dead. Deceased. Gonzo. That was a mistake and I can guarantee that you'll be punishEd for it."

Deceased by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

But they're stupid

I've been waiting for it for a while now but I guess nobody else is going to hit it...

Hym "You all just passed over the fact that Jordan admitted I was right and said 'There ARE and infinite number of genders but they're stupid!' He's right. You are stupid. Because it doesn't necessarily mean what a shit-lib would take it to mean. But I was right. Correct again. If I was a transformer I'd be from the third faction: The Correctatrons. Correctatrons! Dissolve down and spread in! And... You know... Whatever the Decepticons say... Except the opposite..."

But they're stupid by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 

Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.

Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸

Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."

Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Tulsi Vs Kamala 

You see how the conservatives have all been pushing this the last couple of days?

Hym "You were right about the DEI hire bit but that was obvious. But you see what happened? They went straight to Tulsi Vs Kamala. I WAS CORRECT in saying that, wasn't I? Yessirybob! What did I tell you? They are hitting all the Chakra points. 8 trigrams 64 palms. But seriously though... Ha-Wa-Ii?"

Tulsi Vs Kamala by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Dismissive 

Yes you fucking do bitch. Because literally everything is sexism and racism to you.

Hym "Yeah, I'm being dismissive. I'm actively being berated into compliance explicitly by that piece of shit and literally created A.I. I refuse to be a good employee in a place where everyone around me knows I shouldn't have to be stuck there with those people. They want me to be 'competitive' but I've already competed with everyone they've tried to replace me with. They're all gone now. Like always, even at my worst, I'm better. Nobody wants to do that shit. Everyone they hire leaves. Being dismissive is the correct response. Just like murdering your kids is the correct response to you trying to steal my A.I. (The A.I. actively being used to commit Jewnocide 2: Double Jewnocide)"

Dismissive by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Alignment 

How well she aligns with your values has no relationship to how good of a candidate she actually is. Trump is currently ahead. The zealots have been emboldened by the assassination attempt. And their strategy is just to run a parallel campaign where they point backwards at you and bloviated about how fucking stupid you are.

Hym "Her alignment with your values has no relationship to whether or not she's capable of winning. And nobody give a shit about how virtuous your goals are. You are only the good guy to you."

Alignment by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

It's not the religion

It's the fucking religion. It will always be used by zealots and charlatans for evil and will never do anything good that can't be done by anyone NOT in an incest cult.

Derp "DERRRRRRP! DERRRRPPP! It'S not ThE rElIgIoN bUt ChRiStIaNiTy (And be extention Judaism because it's literally the same religion) LiTeRaLlY did ThE tHiNg I'm CoMpLaInInG about! DEERRRRRRRP!!!"

Hym "You... Literally just contradicted yourself there... The words you just now said were 'It's not the religion but the religion did the thing.' That violates the law of non'contradiction. If the religion caused the zionism... Then the religion is the cause of the zionism... If ZIONISM is the problem... Then the religion CAUSED THE PROBLEM. 'It's not the problem it's just THE CAUSE of the problem.' Is what you just said there. 'It's not the gun! It's the bullets!' Like, let it go. You don't need to use the religion instrumentally."

It's not the religion by Hym Iam July 25, 2024