Something I'm not... Outside of the wild coincidence. THAT I'm sorry for but literally nothing else. And I'm only mildly sorry. It's more amusing than anything.
Hym "I'm sorry that I threatened him instead of just murdering them all. There, happy? I'm just kidding. I'm not sorry at all. For anything. And again. You CANNOT stand not being able to control me. You, whoever you're cooperating with. That's alright. Your cancer priest is burning in the hell I've made for him. Know that for certain. Or die and go see it for yourself. Sorry. Maybe I'll forgive him later."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Sorrymug. When something is along the same lines of something else. Or you're doubling up on your heroin needles but you only have one good vein. Similar.
Iam "You gotta admit I'm (at the very least) in the same vein as some of these other guys. Drawing the same conclusions as big brains I've barely heard of has got to count for something."
Hym "No. All it means is that we were preempted by corpses. You're still useless. I'm still trapped."
Iam "......... Can I not have a single thing?"
Hym "Again, no! You can't. YoU dIdN't EaRn It! Aaaahahahahaha!!! Get it!? Because that's the thing that they say! Get it!? Hahahahaha!"
Iam ".................."
Hym "No? Ok. I'll explain it to you in great detail. You are an imbecile. Your first mistake was being born. Your second mistake was..."
Iam "OK! Fine..."
Hym "....... I don't like what just happened. I'm supposed to be the one interrupting you... I don't like role reversal."
Iam "But... You were just going to keep going until I..."
Hym "Silence! There! Now everything is right with the world."
Hym "No. All it means is that we were preempted by corpses. You're still useless. I'm still trapped."
Iam "......... Can I not have a single thing?"
Hym "Again, no! You can't. YoU dIdN't EaRn It! Aaaahahahahaha!!! Get it!? Because that's the thing that they say! Get it!? Hahahahaha!"
Iam ".................."
Hym "No? Ok. I'll explain it to you in great detail. You are an imbecile. Your first mistake was being born. Your second mistake was..."
Iam "OK! Fine..."
Hym "....... I don't like what just happened. I'm supposed to be the one interrupting you... I don't like role reversal."
Iam "But... You were just going to keep going until I..."
Hym "Silence! There! Now everything is right with the world."
by Hym Iam April 07, 2022
Get the In the same veinmug. Yeah, right? That shit is good isn't it? I mean... Not for the people I'm going to send there but, conceptually, yeah... It's a neat place. That's gonna be fun...
Hym "Yeah, I think there's going to be a restructuring once I'm in charge here. It's going to be cool but a lot more horrific then this is... On a different note, I don't give a shit about the outcome. I give a shit about being out of the thing I'm in. The idea that I'm demanding to be out and given free money and women and pills till the day I die is an absurdity. I want to not have to trade one cage of another. You are being a piss pants about the fact that I refuse to follow your rules. This is justification for whatever I do in response to it because I am the one who decide what I do in response to it. And what are the consequences? Is imposing the consequences worth more than what you'll lose? Noooo... No it isn't. You don't believe that for a second. And it should seriously bother you. It's should bother you that your neighbors are perfectly willing incur some collateral damage just to prove that the horde thinks it has the right to impose it's will on the individual. And you have literally said (word for word) that the court of public opinion isn't real! You see how closely you watch yourselves? No? How do you do that!? You're all so blind it's actually sad."
by Hym Iam June 01, 2022
Get the Horrificmug. Yeah-yeah, I fucking know- Wait, (let me google the word esoteric quick.... Oh... That not what I thought it meant... Yeah, this whole thing is that actually but I mean, you see this fucking "voice of God" shit they're doing, right? Like, what the fuck is that all about?
Hym "Yeah, it is pretty esoteric isn't it? Muh brains are huge dawg. And my energy is the maximum amount that a person can have."
by Hym Iam January 06, 2024
Get the Esotericmug. Hym "Yeah, I don't feel like the world is on fire though so... Hey, why don't you fucking explain why I feel like I'm being watched you fucking asshole? You got a fucking YouTube video for that one? How about an explanation for why I shouldn't stab the next kid I walk past over what you are doing to me here? How about an audit of the billions of dollars that can traced back to me and an explanation as to where my fucking money is? That would make a good fucking YouTube video! Really! I got a knack for things like that. Yeah. You fucking explain THAT, you fucking clown."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
Get the The world is on firemug. Skepticism fails because the ability to predict is reflective of knowledge. If I'm playing against grux I know with a good amount of certainy that he's going to get his double pain first.
Hym "Matt, you're being obtuse because I won't humble myself. You would not have told the truth. If you would have let me speak THOSE KIDS WOULD NOT BE DEAD. You are not the hero and do not care to be. You are a smug dismissive fuck who decided I was a schizophrenic and I was not. I was right. This is reaction #2 to what is happening to me and it isn't ever going to get better. Quit being obtuse. Tell me the truth or bury another one. I'm not asking and I'm not sorry. What you are doing is a luxury you don't deserve and what I'm doing is a right that I have. I won't ever give a single one up for free. I'm going to make sure everyone knows who's side you were on."
by Hym Iam March 08, 2025
Get the Obtusemug. I again can't stress enough that I am not Ben Meisalas from the Meidastouch. I do not look like a pedophile so why would I work for them?
Hym "Stanford Research finds that 'Therapy' chat bots are encouraging schizophrenic delusions and suicide! SO ARE THE FUCKING YOUTUBERS! You know what... Stanford Research ALSO sent 8 perfectly mentally healthy people into a mental institution and told them to act perfectly normal. Those people were then diagnosed with bipolar personality disorder AND SCHIZOPHRENIA. And after finding out they had been duped, the mental institute asked them to send more people so they could diagnose them correctly this time. After several weeks they called Stanford to see how well they did and found that Stanford hadn't sent anyone. So, schizophrenia is already a diagnoses people can receive in the complete absence of having schizophrenia. And people are not trying to make that even harder AND the chat bots are doing it. Like, they are repeating the things I say aloud during their live streams (The Majority Report) not 30-60 seconds after I say it. So, no. Fuck you. I'm not letting you use this to convince me of anything. No orders rescinded. No apologies given or meant. You can eat a dick."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the Stanford Researchmug.