Hym Iam's definitions

Hard work

Inextricably linked with moral value (says the business owner)

Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"

Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"

Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."

Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."

Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."

Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*

Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"

Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."

Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"

Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"

Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*

Business owner *muffled screams*

Hym *gets in car*

Iam "Don't..." 👋😟

Hym *drives away*

Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩

by Hym Iam July 7, 2022

The Spiral

Well yeah, I mean I does seem like everything is going to shit but it's a little hard to believe...

Hym "But the spiral aside, 1 trillion dollars? For corporate terrorists!? Is that for me? Wow! I can't wait to see how you attempt to avoid giving it here to loophole the contract that can't have any loopholes Elon. That'll be interesting. I'm not corporate at all though. I don't even wear a suit."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

Cards

If you know what cards I have then you're cheating.

Hym "What do you have some kind of camera behind me? I don't think you know how card games work. You shouldn't know what cards I have..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

SUB

Standards for "Strategic Undermining Behavior" because I can make up words too.

Hym "The point of SUB is to engage in behavior (deliberately) to undermine your opposition. And that's what you're doing. You do it to manufacture hypocrisy or inconsistencies by creating a situation outside of the paradigm I've created and using my response to undermine my position. That's Destiny's whole shtick. And he's likely doing it at Jordan Peterson's behest. It's too late for any of this Jordan. You should have spent less time crying like a bitch and more time doing wjat I told you to do."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

'They'

He wasn't talking bout the Jews and you know it virgin!

Virgin "But I have a Wife and-"

Hym "ONCE A VIRGIN, ALWAYS A VIRGIN! JEW! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! And 'They' is clearly intended to be an amorphous term. But at least you admit that you killed them, Jewish."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2023

Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?

A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024