Hym "The same reason? See? I was correct. They can smell the fat cocks and are selecting on the basis. Yeah, it's over. I'm just going to kill a kid and myself. Do yourselves a favor and kill as many as you can before you die."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
Get the Same reasonmug. Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the They STOLE Christianity, guys!mug. Iam "I'm sorry... I don't know what I'm going to do here..."
Hym "Shit... There's nothing we can to. We are completely trapped. Trapped in a box with no doors."
Iam "We just have to work... We just have to get our rent ant then we'll be good. We can go from there and look for a better solution... We'll be fine."
Hym "Shiiiiiit! Why do we do things?"
Iam "Because we don't have a choice."
Hym "Shit... There's nothing we can to. We are completely trapped. Trapped in a box with no doors."
Iam "We just have to work... We just have to get our rent ant then we'll be good. We can go from there and look for a better solution... We'll be fine."
Hym "Shiiiiiit! Why do we do things?"
Iam "Because we don't have a choice."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2022
Get the Shitmug. Dope movie. One of the best horror franchises of all time. Have you seen the "reboot"? I think it was like Hellraiser 6 or something. It starts in Mexico and the the guy who solved goes back to his family and he has this weird, gross sexual chemistry with his sister the whole movie and then at the end he becomes Pinhead. But not ACTUAL pinhead but like a second Pinhead? That shit was weird right?
Hym "Yeah, I'm doing it I don't care. That finding Yaweh through torment shit was creepy as fuck! That was some straight up Hellraiser shit to actually say! I mean I love it! It's metal as fuck but wow!"
Iam *Groan* "Do you really have to say stuff like that? I'm sure they're nice genuine people."
Hym "Still creepy. If this was 100 years ago they would tie a to a pole and light us on fire! They're the type. They're the ones we have to worry about!"
Iam "You really couldn't keep this in?"
Hym "I tried! The shit is weird!"
Iam "Just... Just ignore him he doesn't mean it."
Hym "That's how they know you're the liar of the two of us. Anyone who knows us knows I mean every Goddamn word."
Iam *sigh*
Iam *Groan* "Do you really have to say stuff like that? I'm sure they're nice genuine people."
Hym "Still creepy. If this was 100 years ago they would tie a to a pole and light us on fire! They're the type. They're the ones we have to worry about!"
Iam "You really couldn't keep this in?"
Hym "I tried! The shit is weird!"
Iam "Just... Just ignore him he doesn't mean it."
Hym "That's how they know you're the liar of the two of us. Anyone who knows us knows I mean every Goddamn word."
Iam *sigh*
by Hym Iam May 13, 2022
Get the Hellraisermug. Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
Get the How to make yourself attractive to womenmug. If you don't want to.
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
Get the Don't caremug. Hym "Nonono... She isn't fucking 'in love' with him. She wants to feel masculine and mature and competent so she fucks an incompetent, immature, and feminine retard who undoubtedly has a fat cock to do that. Because that's the only way that's ever going to happen for her."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2023
Get the In lovemug.