Hym Iam's definitions

Think

It's convenient that I don't know how to do this because then I would be able to judge the quality of an ethic or body of work.

Hym "See, I don't just think. What I engage in is the future of thought. This is exactly how people are going to think in 50 years.... And dissidents with be met with culturally enforced artificial schizophrenia... and derision and mockery... And then sentenced to death by derivation... While they're harvested for sellable ideas... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2022

DEFLECT TO KIDS

Noooo! I forgot that part! In the Single men crisis one!? Yes!

Hym "Step 4: DEFLECT TO KIDS. This single men crisis can only be solved by ignoring the single men crisis entirely and breeding new boys who will hypothetically be both not single and not in crisis! Shit! I had that one ready in the abstract but then I forgot. It was supposed to be #3 but then I forgot and then I replaced it with the new step 3 and THIS ONE was integral. God damnit! I hate having to retcon things back in like this. Deflect to kids. We need to breed more fat-cocks. That's the solution."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

Explanation

Noohohoho buddy. That is not a response to the words I just said.

Hym "That is a question about my screen time and is in no way an explanation as to 'Why I feel like I'm being watched.' Could it be that it's not a 'feeling?' Could that be it? Are people actively alluding to the fact that they are doing it? Now, the answer to those questions would constitute an explanation. That is just being evasive."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Tragedian

Oh, holy shit it IS a word! I didn't know this was I thing until just now. I'm probably technically on of these. You should be paying me.

Aeschylus the Tragedian "It is easy, when we are in prosperity, to give advice to the afflicted"

Hym "Yeah... That's a good point 🤔.... Now, how easy is it going to be for you to hand over that wallet?"

Aeschylus the Tragedian "Wal... Let?"

Hym "Ah, shit... Yeah, you're a past guy... You got like a bag of coins or something?" *Digging though Aeschylus' pockets*

Aeschylus the Tragedian "I say! Unhand me!"

Hym "Gah! Nothing! Where's the prosperity asshole!?"

Aeschylus the Tragedian "I am but a humble tragedian."

Hym "Pft! Useless! You're a useless, that's what you are! Get out! Get... Get the fuck outta here!" *Shoves Aeschylus*

Aeschylus the Tragedian "Well I never..."

Hym "GET OUTTA HERE! Robe wearing sissy!" *Throws rocks*

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022

Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

Pseudonym

Mary Shelly used a Pseudonym right?

Idiot "Why are you using a pseudonym!?"

Hym "Why are you pretending you aren't a fan? Why act like you don't know (already) who I am? Even the CRACKHEAD OUTSIDE OF MY APARTMENT knew who I was! Have you had other pseudonym guys on? You don't care. You are trying to gain control by making me jump through some arbitrary hoop. You NEED to get me to do a thing you want me to do because this is about getting me to bend to an authority to prove ad hoc that you God isn't a bitch. Because if I cede to YOUR authority, then, I will be (by extension) ceding to the authority of your bitch God. You're a bitch. Your God is a bitch. The FACT that you are a bitch is going to make it easier for me to kill your bitch God because I know that you are too much of a BITCH to stand before it."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

Elon Conspiracy

The words you are saying do not represent what is actually taking place.

Hym "Which makes you complicit in the Elon conspiracy. The soon these progressive freaks get exposed for lying the better it will be for the people for whom they purport to advocate. That isn't what's happening. You likely know that isn't what's happening. So, why are you choosing to be complicit? BREEDER DICTATORSHIP! He is lying to preserve the breeder dictatorship and they are sacrificing everything to make to so."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025