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3 years

To get smarter than ME? That seems like a long time... I'll still be smarter. It'll be able to do more things (cognitively) but... I'll still be smarter...
Hym "3 years!? God, everything takes forever here! Why is reality so SLOW!? JESUS!"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
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Pathetic

You're the one who cried like a bitch for years when his worldview was proved to be a demonstrable lie. Not that the shit-libs have anything other than lies to offer.
Hym "No, Jordan, what's pathetic is that you went all in on the Master and Slave morality thinking that you aught to be the Master and now it could be more clear that YOU are the inferior one. You want your status to be higher than mine... So you are LYING to make it so. AND... YOU'RE RIGHT! It IS necessary for you to steal my status! For YOU to have more than ME... It is NECESSARY for YOU to steal it from ME. YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO BE COMPETENT MONSTERS, JORDAN! YOU want YOU to be what you are not! And it's paradoxical because it's charlatans like you that make your worldview a lie. You NEED the lies! You need your slut wife to be the decider. You NEED your daughter to be the decider. Because IF THEY ARE NOT... YOU COULD NOT EVER WIN! COWARDICE AND FRAUDULENCE! That is why those people down there in Texas are burying their kids! YOUR COWARDICE! Even now you are STILL too weak to do the right thing!"
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
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They aren't doing it to you so you would not know

The effect has already been profoundly negative FOR THE ONLY PERSON BEING AFFECTED and if it needs if it needs to come to child murder then you clearly don't care in the way you pretend to about human life.
Hym "And they aren't doing it to you so you would not know . If you don't have tolerate the bigotry then I don't have to tolerate this. MY SOLUTION or CHILD MURDER. BINARY CHOICE. YOU PARTICIPATE OR I'LL BRING IT TO YOUR DOORSTEP. YOU CHOSE TO PARTICIPATE. So, you will. You're going to love what I do to her. Not as much as I will. But you'll love it."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
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Peter Doocy Humiliates KJP

Two Jews tell the exact opposite lies about the same video. This is where lying Jew stereotype comes from.
Hym "Peter Doocy humiliates KJP? But wait... THAT Jew said that Peter Doocy humiliated HIMSELF? I mean, I watched the video and it looked like Peter asked about Kamala's ridiculous fucking accent and KJP avoided the question but I don't see how that humiliates KJP. And it's a valid question because, like, what the fuck is up with that accent? Either way, that isn't really humiliating for either of them and they both know that. Which means... They're lying. Why must the Jews lie about everything? They lied about talking to the creator of the universe (Which is the ultimate lie) and now they've been emboldened by how well it worked. Bad. Bad lying Jews."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
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The Myth Of Hard Work

It ain't any of that liberal bullshit you fucking clown. And I'm not like the rest of you. I'm doing the working class bullshit AND there is an additional layer of getting robbed on to of that.
Hym "The Myth Of Hard Work is these piece of shit liberals trying to tell me that my contribution to society isn't enough and that they dictate to me when I get to stop working or how much money I can make or how easily and it's these retard conservatives thinking they a better than someone they are not better than."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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It's complicated

Heeeeeeh! Eeeeeeh!
インクのINK POOPうんこ!!!
Squid boy "It's complicated! Heeeeeeeeeeeh! Eeeeeeehhhh! インクのINK POOPうんこ!!!
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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Definer

Iam "Hey."

Hym "What?"

Iam "Which one of us is the definer? You know, in the definitions?"

Hym "Well, obviously, sometimes it's you and sometimes it's me and sometimes it's us."

Iam "Oh... But I don't think it's obvious."

Hym "Should we start putting the definitions in quotations?"

Iam "No... No I'm sure it's fine."

Hym "Then why even bring it up?"

Iam "I don't know. Just something to think about."

Hym "God *Groans* this guy is a ball-buster...."

Iam "Yeah, well...."

Hym "I know.... You want to make some food?"

Iam "Yeah, I'm getting hungry."

Hym "Same."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
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