Definitions by Hym Iam

Haitian Gibberish 

I would type it into Google translate but how the hell am I supposed to spell "HUHWAH FLU BLAMAUW! XI JINPING POOTINE!" Those ain't words dawg.

Hym "I'm pretty sure there was an ampersand somewhere in all that haitian gibberish... That cannot be a real language. I'm suing Haiti."

Haitian Gibberish by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

Bitcoin 

Why am I getting emails from PayPal about bitcoin? That's gotta be a scam, right?

Hym "I don't even have paypal installed on my phone and you better fucking believe I wouldn't buy any fucking bitcoin. That better be a scam. I better not be getting identity thefted... This is some bullshit. A bill for 432.08!? For what!? That's gotta be a scam. They want me to click on the pdf and that's going to install some malware and then before you know it they're going to be selling pictures of my tits on the interwebs... On sale now! $7.99 a pop... Plus shipping and handling... Stainless steel picture frame included with every purchase... Buy 2 and get a free jar of my bath-water..."

Bitcoin by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

14 

OOOOOOOH ANDY... Oh man... That's not good. That was WAAAAAY before any of my shit. Ooooh man!

Hym "Yeah, no, 14 that's not good. Oooo Ghefoigal that is bad. He flew too close to the sun. He really did."

14 by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

Matrix Attack 

Is it? Is it that?

Hym "Is it another
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"

Matrix Attack by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

Cocaine

Way up? Nah. I really didn't think so. I mean maybe the shit I found was heavily cut. Like, I was in the party chat and I was tweaking or anything. I was just kind of locked in while I played.

Hym "But cocaine only lasts for like 15 minutes and a match is like 35-45 minutes (or WERE at the time) so half way through the match I was, like, getting up to do another bump. I was surprised. It was actually pretty mild."

Cocaine by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

Why Am I still watching?

Because I want to watch the mutual views plead with you until they realize that ONLY VIOLENCE works on people like you and that NO AMOUNT OF IT IS ENOUGH.

Hym "Why am I still watching? Because I want to see the very first episode where you get what you deserve and I want to see it live. 'Hey gang, I regret to inform you that so-and-so was tragically taken from us.' And it can't happen soon enough."

Why Am I still watching? by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

Life 

I'm not going to have one if I don't get that fucking money.

Hym "I'm going to kill a child and them myself. There isn't going to be a life for me to ruin."

Life by Hym Iam August 21, 2024