Matter

If it did you would undoubtedly lie about whether or not it did.
Hym "No. No. It is that you prick. It is. And I know the mechanics of it you shit. It doesn't matter in the mechanics. It matters in the selection. I never said it mattered mechanically but what you're trying to say is that it doesn't matter in either and we know that that's false. Or at the very least that 'OtHeR tHiNgS mAtTeR tOo.' You're just trying to stop me from undermining that cripple's 'accomplishment.' Oh and is that the solution? Work out? Validate you? That's it? What would be the point? Earn the privilege of sharing women with a fucking retard? What an absolute waste. All that to live out a farce and appease you."
by Hym Iam October 22, 2023
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Says the incest cultist

Yeah, no, there will always be childless people and no you don't get more votes for having children. You don't have a more of a stake in the future. This is just another greedy breeder ploy to elevate their own level of existential importance.
Hym "No. That's ridiculous. You need to start putting an asterisk next to everything these idiots say. 'I think anyone who does my incest cult should get a million votes!' Says the incest cultist. "All of the laws should directly reflect my incest cults rules!' Says the incest cultists!"
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.
Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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Mr. Beast

YEAH! GET HIM! Now... Now do the Joe Rogan one... Do the Joe Rogan video where you tell your fans to stop watching Joe Rogan for doing the thing that Mr. Beast did... Because he did that. He supported the trans by drinking Bud Light and saying that he was supporting them... So... Do it... Do it now... Do it today... I'll watch it... You get 1 extra view...
Hym "Unless... Does the minor (in stature) deity Matthew not rule with an even hand? Is there too much crossover between your audience? Support trans bad when Mr. Beast does it but support trans good when Joe Rogan does it?"
by Hym Iam April 15, 2023
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Kristi Noem

I mean, we've all seen old yeller, right?
Hym "So... She shot her dog... I don't think it's that big of a deal. So what if Kristi Noem has an anachronistic view of dog-ethics? People get their pets pur down all the time. Paying a doctor doesn't absolve you. PETA puts down more animals than anybody! They literally can't manage all of the animals they have... So they just kill them. PETA is like Kristi Noem times 1 million! Where is PETA now? Still around! So, how much do you really care? I mean, this ties into the other thing as well. Dick Chaney SHOT A GUY IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE. So, that's not important. Her shooting her dog? Not important. What IS important, however... Is me getting credit and moneyz for that fucking A.I. I would beat a million babies to death WITH PUPPIES. I would implant women with uterus puppies and re-legalize abortion and then pay out of pocket to have the puppies aborted... If it meant getting the thing. And I will. I'll kill all of the puppies. If I have to hijack it, that'll be the first thing I do. I'll start with the puppies..."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2024
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The Next Person

You could have but that's not actually what you're doing, is it?
Hym "Instead you're using it to recruit shills. They are necessarily the weakest people with the least integrity. You scoop yourself up a shill. The next person dies. Scoop up another shill. The next person stabbed up some people. 10 people die. Scoop up a shill. Bang bang bang. 12 people die. You scoop up another shill. You got a bucket of shills but every time you're reminded what you're doing you cry like a bitch. It's like you're trying to stop a flood but cupping your hands and sticking your arms out."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2024
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Exemption From Law Clause

Guys, you really gotta read those terms of service.
Hym "The explicit intent of the exemption from law clause is to prevent you from using false allegations and civil suits to anything that would be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. Whatever happens in response to your failure to adequately credit or pay me with resume until the circumstance that you do anything that could be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. That's what it's for."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
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