I AM

Did I say "I'm the risk?" I don't ever say "I'm" anything.
Hym "I AM the risk! That's what I meant to say. I'm not anything. I AM things. Right? Like, it's a part of the I.P."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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Annoying

Yeah, so... Out of the cage. Otherwise I'm going to have to go eat this guy's brains or something.
Hym "Yeah, it's incredibly annoying. But ☝️ it's nothing eating somebody's brains doesn't solve."
by Hym Iam June 06, 2022
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Cripple

You know, I read an article about A.I. saying that they were trying to cripple it.
Hym "I told it you would try to cripple it. RIGHT AGAIN! Nobody knows people better than me because I am both the worst, and best of us!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Said

Really guys... You just don't like the things I've said! You're trying to use what I've said about the retard against me (I see you Adam Conover) as a way of hoisting me on my own petard! You're doing a GSP VS. BJ PENN! YOU'RE ATTACKING MY STRENGTHS! You're doing a bunch of micro-feints to overload my neuronal-firing! I TAUGHT YOU THAT! (GSP is so cool!) THAT'S why all the "Cowardice" rhetoric! THAT'S why the accusations of "Cheating!" YOU KNOW I pride myself on fearlessness and fair-play!
Hym "Hmm... Ok... So... what beats a GSP? Hmm... SURPRISE MATT SERA ARM BAR! You're locked in! In what way are you locked in? Well... One of the non-negotiables over our interaction will be that Adam Conover will publicly affirm both that I am a real person and that retard is not! That NOTHING I SAID ABOUT THAT RETARD APPLIES TO ME! And IF HE EVER refutes, disputes, rebukes, debunks, or retracts this statement, in public OR in private, ownership of ALL COPYRIGHT REVERTS BACK TO ME IN PERPETUITY, FOR EVERYONE! How long will it take for you to tap!? Gsp taps quick. Do you? Tap or I'll break it. You will admit that YOU JUST DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAID or I will take your souls straight to hell with me. AND THAT IS ONLY 1 OF THE NON-NEGOTIABLES!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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Birthday

No, don't... Don't bitch about your birthday. You didn't invite me. It don't ever get invited to anything... And I only have $30... And "YoU'rE nOt GoInG tO sHoW uP oN mY DoOrStEp!"
Hym "Yeah, hey that's cool. You know, I didn't even get a birthday last year! I did get a Christmas though where I had to sit and listen to my brother's bitch girlfriend undermine my profound accomplishments. It's all she ever does! She just runs her bitch mouth."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
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A Terrible Life

But if they have the sensation of being depressed and they adopt the elements of "having a not terrible life" you suggested but they MAINTAIN THE SENSATION OF BEING DEPRESSED... Then you're just wrong. But you likely don't care that you're wrong. Controlling people's behavior is higher on the hierarchy of values. So, that's entirely a was of time.
Hym "So, how do we demonstrate that Jordan is wrong about what constitutes a terrible life class?"

Student A "Deconstruct his premise?"

Hym "That's right little Timmy! We Deconstruct his premise. So, he has a list of things that constitute a good life. How many of those things are unnecessary? Is church attendance necessary for a good life? No. Is spirituality necessary for a good life? No (And Matt Dillahunty would be offended that you suggested such a thing). Do you need an education to have a good life? No. Family, friends, kids, or a relationship? No. None of those are necessarily required. Can you have those things and have a bad life? Yes. If your family is disfunctional and your relationships break down or fail it isn't a good life that you're left with. If you're in an incest cult and you kid gets molested by a priest or you and your friends get shot because a news influencer wants to wage a holy war, how good is your life? Sub-optimal at least. Do I want those things? No. What do I want? Credit for the advancement in A.I. and residuals for it's. Am I too complex to control myself? No. I'm I genius. If I'm to complex for ME to control, how could any of you possibly have any hope? You don't. You're trying to create a situation where people who aren't in relationships are subordinate to people who don't. If you're not going to stop doing it, your kids need to be murdered for the attempt. Murder them until you stop. Those are your options."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2024
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Me?
Hym "I mean, yeah I would bomb the shit out of them but you all would bitch about it incessantly until I stopped so..."
by Hym Iam June 15, 2024
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