Thot crime

When you're such a thot (promiscuous woman) that it is a literal crime. It's like a "thought crime" but for hoes.
Idiot "So I guess that means you weren't smart enough to not reveal yourself."

Hym "Nope! Wrong again doofus! I got bored! Like playing hide-and-seek and the other guy takes too long to find you. I was bored and wanted to do a Orwell! Hahaha! Thought crime! WEEEEEE!!! But now I need a hoe to come do a thot crime. Thot crime my weiner please (I'm not asking). Still no consequences. Consequence free existence! WOOOOOOO!!!"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
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Slippery slope

Drawing lines regarding who can participate (in society) bad...
Hym "Because it's a slippery slope. A slippery slope that doesn't apply to incels or baby dick because you are a bigot. Piece of shit man hating misandrist."
by Hym Iam August 06, 2024
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Listen to Hym

Yeah, but I do know who she WILL listen to...
Hym "Eventually you guys will learn to listen to Hym. I am so very brilliant and my accomplishments are literally unparalleled."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Lazy

Hym “Lazy in comparison to who? A writer copy-and-pasting dialogue off of urban dictionary? Or fraud psychologists copy-and-pasting his content off of Urban Dictionary. I mean, yeah, that guy on UD is a genius. Literally one of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. And better than a retard. But it’s just laziness stealing his C- work like that guys. Be better!”
by Hym Iam October 05, 2022
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Lazy

You don't have a real job, your wife is a mid-west, and you're Jesus doesn't forgive you.
Hym "I'm not starting from scratch. I'll kill thier kids and spend eternity doing nothing like the lazy piece of shit that I am."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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Lazy

Hym "Right, so I'm working and this guy calls me lazy. I work a thankless job that does not adequately pay my bills. Somebody has to do it or that business that everyone uses no longer exists. Then I come home and write LITERALLY billions of dollars worth of dialogue for which I am not credited and give away for free. And not just dialogue but a profound logos that has inspired the world. If my power wasn't off I would be engaging in my hobby of which my level of skill is literally 98th percentile or higher. You're having a light jog. A light jog makes you not lazy? Are you trying hard? Is that what you're doing? Fucking trash. Literally trash. The difference between him and me if that if I received the credit I deserved I wouldn't have to work. Working would be something I did for fun to stave off boredom and he couldn't do the thing I have already done in a million years. There is no conceivable reality where this guy is able to do what I've done here. He's having a jog though isn't he? How are the lights in your house you fucking piece of shit? Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
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