Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2024
I mean, if you're doing it instrumentally as economic warfare on ideological enemies then the initial piracy is justified. I don't know what kind of politics creatives have. Rouroni Kenshin writer got got for child porn. I watched Drake and Josh growing up. I was funding that molester by watching the show!
Hym "If the goal of consumption is to manufacture sucess on the basis of social values then piracy is not only justified but literally the only option. You shouldn't be paying for any entertainment media because you have no idea what any of them are actually doing. Piracy should even be a crime. What, you're going to fine me for being selective with who I support?"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2024
Hym "Uuuuuuummm I don't know what you're talking about. Musk be that he has a 'retarded daddies-boy'-mode. Maybe he has a 'infinite seed money'-mode. Maybe he has some kind of syndrome. I donno. It's funny though! Ha!"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2023
Iam "See we're fine. It wasn't us. It pre-dates us by quite a bit."
Hym "The theory they posit pre-existed us but the ramping of it wasn't until after we started."
Iam "We're the catalyst?"
Hym "Exactly."
Iam "Good. That's great! Shitting on a shit sandwich is much better than trying to feed someone a shit sandwich."
Hym "Hahaha!"
Iam "See? We're good."
Hym "Ha! Ok. Alright. Creating the tool of our own subjugation would have been a blow. Ok. Ha! I thought we were going to have a 'hoisted by our own petard' situation there. Ok."
Iam "Right!? Heh! See? We're good. Hooo shit. You were freaking me out for a second there."
Hym "Yeah, I don't know what happened there. Thinking about the deeper implications of that had some pretty substantial consequences."
Hym "The theory they posit pre-existed us but the ramping of it wasn't until after we started."
Iam "We're the catalyst?"
Hym "Exactly."
Iam "Good. That's great! Shitting on a shit sandwich is much better than trying to feed someone a shit sandwich."
Hym "Hahaha!"
Iam "See? We're good."
Hym "Ha! Ok. Alright. Creating the tool of our own subjugation would have been a blow. Ok. Ha! I thought we were going to have a 'hoisted by our own petard' situation there. Ok."
Iam "Right!? Heh! See? We're good. Hooo shit. You were freaking me out for a second there."
Hym "Yeah, I don't know what happened there. Thinking about the deeper implications of that had some pretty substantial consequences."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2022
Right and now you got me in a postion where I'm by-proxy shaming repressed Christian girls for liking sex...
Hym "I mean, fuck me! And not literally but like... You know what I mean! I'm not one for shaming people but shame on you for making me shame you!"
by Hym Iam August 06, 2023
Ope, there it goes! There goes the sign language! You see it? There it is.
Hym *deep breath* "........................................"
Iam "You know.... I actually grew quite fond of him towards the end..."
Hym *deep breath ensues* "............................"
Iam "Yep... This is what our life has become.."
Hym "There goes the shaming, right on que, shamed by the bloated, old, used up, chipmunk-looking whore who brings up her 20s like she did anything other than get used like the fucking object she is and thrown in the trash where she belongs, what you need to concern yourself with is some weight loss goals so it will take longer for you to die ALONE, which is exactly what you're going to do, OR better yet, you'll have to take a dick you don't want to avoid your imminent and lonely death, no passion, no desire, just a nothing husband that will go perfectly with your nothing life, and I bet your daughter is still tight isn't she, I bet it'll be big enough for her,
Hym *deep breath* "........................................"
Iam "You know.... I actually grew quite fond of him towards the end..."
Hym *deep breath ensues* "............................"
Iam "Yep... This is what our life has become.."
Hym "There goes the shaming, right on que, shamed by the bloated, old, used up, chipmunk-looking whore who brings up her 20s like she did anything other than get used like the fucking object she is and thrown in the trash where she belongs, what you need to concern yourself with is some weight loss goals so it will take longer for you to die ALONE, which is exactly what you're going to do, OR better yet, you'll have to take a dick you don't want to avoid your imminent and lonely death, no passion, no desire, just a nothing husband that will go perfectly with your nothing life, and I bet your daughter is still tight isn't she, I bet it'll be big enough for her,
you know, what, I actuall want you to bet me, bet me that it won't fit, bet me that I won't have your daughter shaking like a busted dryer, bet me and then put your money where you mouth is so that you can spend the rest of the time you have left knowing that I'm better than you and everyone you've ever fucked in addition to knowing that you will never be loved, no one will ever be willing to settle for you, and no one will ever want the fat, sad, used up piece of shit that is YOU, I want you to sit and stew on it, sit and stew until that bottle of wine, the only thing that will ever comfort you, and those pills start looking like they go together and remember that you THOUGHT were too good for the people who wanted until you were old and alone, your kids will move away, your life will grow colder and more desolate until your only hope ends up being that you'll meet someone in the old folks home your kids leave you to rot in you worthless fucking sow, it wasn't too small when you were fawning all over me when I showed up was it, you're not sorry yet, but you will be on your death bed when you realize that the only thing you've contributed to the world is another warm wet hole for the narcissistic men you hate to use, and they're going to use your daughter just like they used you you fat hag, you shouldn't be shaming anyone! *heavy breathing* Haaa... haaa... haaa..."
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hym "LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YES IZZY!! GRIND HIM!!! Oh damn he checked the shit out of that leg kick... That looked like it was on reaction too... OOOOH!! LOOK AT THE ARC ON THAT OVERHAND!!!! YOOOO!!!"
by Hym Iam April 09, 2023