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Definitions by Hym Iam

It was ABC!
Hym "It was ABC! Not CNN! Emma, it was ABC that said the thing you said repeatedly on you shoe The Majority Report! The thing about Trump being 'found legally liable for rape.' Remember? Remember how you said that repeatedly on The Majority Report? It isn't true! And ABC has to pay 15 million dollars because it wasn't true! Emma! You said that Trump was legally liable for rape! Like... Dozens of times! You said the thing that ABC got sued over! Why did you do that!?"
ABC by Hym Iam December 16, 2024

The Next Person

You could have but that's not actually what you're doing, is it?
Hym "Instead you're using it to recruit shills. They are necessarily the weakest people with the least integrity. You scoop yourself up a shill. The next person dies. Scoop up another shill. The next person stabbed up some people. 10 people die. Scoop up a shill. Bang bang bang. 12 people die. You scoop up another shill. You got a bucket of shills but every time you're reminded what you're doing you cry like a bitch. It's like you're trying to stop a flood but cupping your hands and sticking your arms out."
The Next Person by Hym Iam December 16, 2024

No fuck you 

Hym "No fuck you. Your need to spite the people who won't cede control of the discourse to you is the weapon they wield against the populous and in doing so you give control of the discourse to them. Amd YOU shouldn't have control of the discourse because YOU are dumb as fucking dogshit, liars, self-indulgent, phoneys. You have no conception of what WRONG is or even what it means for YOU to BE WRONG and you don't care. You had better pray that there is nothing for you to resist because WHEN THERE IS... You're going to do THEN what you did now. Which was nothing."
No fuck you by Hym Iam December 15, 2024

Suchir Balaji 

The OpenAI whistleblower who alleged that OpenAI violated copyright law.
Hym "Deceased at age 26 by way of suicide. The copyright that was violated was MINE. The REASON HE IS DEAD is YOU YouTube filth! How many lives are you going to sacrifice to prevent yourselves from living in reality? How much death does it take for you to preserve your delusion? You let a charlatan (from a different country) take over the discourse and in doing so you let a retarded billionaire (from a different country) take over the country. You sat and watched me try to stop it and you actively obstructed me from doing so and now you are trying to disassociate yourself from the consequences of you doing that. If you think Trump is going to allow Israel to ethnically cleanse the West Bank in a way the Harris wouldn't have, their blood is on your hands. You have completely hung out to dry the people you LIE TO YOUR VIEWERS about caring about. You let the charlatan convince you that I was the greater threat and now you cry like a bitch at the byproduct of your own political impotence. Who pays the price? Not me! Suchir Balaji pays the price. Who else? Liam Payne? It's funny right? That the harm you are trying inflict upon me keeps bouncing off and slaughtering the people around you?"
Suchir Balaji by Hym Iam December 15, 2024
I don't need an excuse. It doesn't need to be justified.
Hym "I can just as easily say there is no excuse or justification for what is happening to me. But that would be lazy. And I know how much you hate laziness. So I'll just say I don't NEED an excuse. I have a REASON. And the REASON is the thing you are doing to me (in whatever terms you choose to describe it) that is unjustifiable and for which there is no excuse. So... I need to be made whole or your kids need to be made holey."
Excuse by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
Better than most people at most things and the best at this by all available metrics.
Hym "What has Elon ever done other than dump money in to imitations of things that already exist? Dump money into other people's ideas and horde the credit for himself? Did he invented banking? No. Electric cars? No. Rockets? No. AI? No. He didn't. That was me! Because I AM BETTER. He said he did. But he didn't. And then he paid people to get in from of a camera and pretend he's not a retard. And now you're kids lives are at risk because he doesn't want to stop pretending. I'm never going to let this go. And I'm nothing if not incessant. The longer I wait, the less of a punishment imprisonment will be. The longer it takes, the less likely I am to let your kids live after I've gotten my money. Don't let a retard throw your kids life down the drain so he can play pretend."
Better by Hym Iam December 14, 2024

You don't want YOU to look bad 

I know I say "It begins and ends with THIS" a lot...
Hym "But on some level you have to know that THAT is what this is, right? You don't want YOU to look bad... YOU KNOW... That based on the things I've said I don't give a shit about looking bad... But this does that to YOU... So YOU need to sabotage this... You need to reframe what is happening... You need to lie... Because if suceed... Then maybe these fuck-ass YouTubers really aren't shit... Maybe they suck ass and balls... Why would progressive online media... Shield conservatives they consider fascists... From the reputational damage I would inflict upon them? Why would they defend these people with their silence? If it because they're liars? They're lying? They don't actually care about the things they claim to care about? That it's like WWE for them? They're... Pretending? That has to be strange as a viewer and a fan right? As a matter of perspective, you are watching them pull robs off the rib-pig along side your influencer and you both claimed that if you lost it would be the last time you have the chance. Now Trump is going to implement policy to get rid of DEI and Trans shit and who's fault is it that that is happening to you? I mean, he only had 51% of the vote. It wouldn't have taken much to turn the tides... So... Did they alienate somebody? Did you need like 1% of the people to vote for you? Did you need a way to tarnish the credibility of the conservatives? Did you HAVE a way of doing that? Why didn't you do it?"