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Hym “I would trade my family for money in a heartbeat. I’d do it myself. Convert 21x6¢ into a couple of million. Easy choice. Easy money.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
Get the Family mug.Oh? The whore who was brought to where I work to fuck a retard.... fucked a retard? WOW! That’s clearly an indictment of MY behavior. I should be doing what you want me to do! If I was doing what you want me to do, then, well... she still would have fucked the retard instead of me but at least I’d be doing what you want.
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
Get the Whore mug.That’s what you’re doing. You don’t have a point. You’re not intelligent. You’re not educated. Dumb bar slut and a secretary.
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
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Hym “Rumble is dead!? What a fucking bummer... I would trade my piece of shit mother for him in a second.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
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Get the OCD mug.Someone who’s perfectly capable... of “Living in Lies” as Dr. Jorpson Porpson would say. As he lied his way to the top (to his investors) and bought his position as CEO.
Hym “Elon Musk does little more than prove that if people give you 220 billion dollars... you will then have 220 billion dollars... Is he one of the most brilliant people on the planet? More brilliant than the engineers who actually build his rockets? Or the physicists that do the math that gets them into space? Did he reduce the cost of space travel? Or was it the people he hired to... do that?
Hym “Elon Musk does little more than prove that if people give you 220 billion dollars... you will then have 220 billion dollars... Is he one of the most brilliant people on the planet? More brilliant than the engineers who actually build his rockets? Or the physicists that do the math that gets them into space? Did he reduce the cost of space travel? Or was it the people he hired to... do that?
We’ll never know! Because the people who work for him aren’t allowed to say anything bad about him or even like posts on twitter that say things that are bad about him. But he’s impoverishing your political opponents... so he’s OK in your book. And he needs help dealing with the unions and class action lawsuits that are coming for them and “WE NEED THE HIERARCHIES!!” as Dr. Jeepee-Peepee Porpson-Dorpson would say. Which are top-down, pyramid shaped structures where it is necessary for the people at the top to have authority over everyone beneath them (because authority and dominance and competence are all literally interchangeable to Professor 👨 🏫 Peter Jordanson) and are deserving of their status because they achieved it though their own personal merit and not BLATANT DISHONESTY AND NEPOTISM/CRONYISM.... Except for Elon Musk... Who is a nepotistic disabled... Who lied to investors and publicly manipulated stock prices... And didn’t actually make money with his business but, rather, by selling “Carbon Credits” that were... GIVEN to him and NOT earned.... By the government... who also subsidized he business.... The government that takes my money.... and redistributes it.... to Elon...”
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones “He’S a MiRaCuLoUs mAn! YoU lEaVe ElOn AloNe!”
Hym “HE HAS MY MONEY PEEPORPSON! THE GOVERNMENT GAVE TO TO HIM AND HE LITERALLY SHOT IT INTO SPACE!”
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones “He’S a MiRaCuLoUs mAn! YoU lEaVe ElOn AloNe!”
Hym “HE HAS MY MONEY PEEPORPSON! THE GOVERNMENT GAVE TO TO HIM AND HE LITERALLY SHOT IT INTO SPACE!”
by Hym Iam November 25, 2022
Get the Elon Musk mug.Jordan... It’s subjective either way. You’re not willing to negotiate. No one is. You’ve substantiated every claim I’ve ever made. It isn’t possible for me to NOT be the person I am claiming to be because you are all watching me be perpetually correct (in real time) every time I’ve said anything. I’ve done all of the things I’ve said I’ve done. I am what I say I am. The difference is YOU ARE NOT. YOU need to negotiate your identity because you can’t be better than you are. You wouldn’t be able to get anything. You have to do what you’re doing now. All of you. Because, if you don’t, I’m just better.
Hym “ ‘He is what he says he is 😩 I’m not 😩’ Who am I? Who am I imitating there? What’s the identity of the guy that I’m imitating? You know, there’s no difference between imitation and worship. Fucking fraud. I could have shot you kids in the face for this. What you’re doing here. Right in there little kiddy brains. Every drop of blood spilled and every SINGLE tear shed, you would have absolutely deserved it for this. Enjoy ruling in hell you piece of shit. You did this to everyone. Because I’m not just me. I’m also Hym.”
by Hym Iam November 26, 2022
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