I.Q. graph

AHA! AAAAAAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S NOT HIW YOU READ A GRAPH YOU STUPID BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! OOOOOOOOOOH MAN! OOOOH MICHAEL! At least you were more gentle then the men she screws!
Hym "HA! HAHAHA! NO! LOOKLOOKLOOK! I'll explain how the I.Q. graph works... The X axis is the I.Q.... The Y axis is the number of people WITH that I.Q.... So there are more women OF average intelligence... Than there are men of average intelligence... There are more men of radically LOW intelligence than there are women of wildly low intelligence... There are more wildy intelligent men than there are radically intelligent women... To put into terms a pornstar would understand... Women are the small-dicks of the intelligence world... Most of you are of average intelligence... So, most of you are >6 inches... And then like 16% of you are <6... But if it makes you feel better, liberals don't believe in static intelligence... And there is only 1 creator of A.I. and...
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
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Workplace

Hey, shit, they hired that bitch Kendra to fuck the retard and at that point I don't give a fuck what they hired me to do. The contract has been violated.
Hym "HA! If doing and saying whatever you want in the workplace make you a useless lazy fuck, then only one of us is a useless lazy fuck! And it ain't me! Do I do and say whatever I want? Nooooo. Do you? Who tells you what not to say? Someone should have to you not to say the holy war thing! Ha! You're actually paid EXPLICITLY to do any say whatever you want. I work a real job as a donut slave AND do what you do WITH GREATER SUCESS. Who's the lazy fuck?"
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
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Expendable Meat

The last fucking person I would take advice from.
Navy Seal "Hey! Do you want to learn how to become the best expendable meat you can be!?"

Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."
by Hym Iam February 07, 2024
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Hym "Unthinking, Unwavering Support is ALSO what your GOD wants. You literally ALSO want that you fucking idiot! Ha! Hahaha! That's fucking hilarious. And you KNOW I don't believe in being sorry. I'm not sorry to YOU. OR in general. I feel bad towards her. I'm still correct. Still going to kill your God. Nothing has changed. You're still a bitch. You're kids are going to have a horrific life that is going to resemble communist Russia. At least they'll have money but still... Pft! Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 08, 2023
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Barou

LEARNING LESSONS! PERSONAL GROWTH! THE TWISTED PATH! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Hym "Hahahaha! Barou is great! This show is brilliant! THIS IS IT! THAT FEELING! ABSOLUTION! ELATION! IT'S LIKE I'M READING STEINER!"
by Hym Iam May 01, 2024
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Freud

Did he put his finger on it or did I put his dead finger on it?
Hym “I mean... Freud didn’t say that the broader community was affected (effected? Son of a bitch 🤦 ♂️ I really have to learn the difference) by a combination of Oedipal complex and Narcissism though... I did. 💀👉 Boop! That’s me moving his dead finger and booping the problem on the nose. Boop! See that? Boop!”
by Hym Iam October 04, 2022
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Man God

Look at that! It's the character from "jobless reincarnation" that is based on me! Get it!? Half man (Him), half God (I am)is a Demi-God. Demi-God in Latin is "Daemon." That's me! Right? It's literally my name! Who would have thought!? My pseudonym is literally just and etymology word association riddle as a stand-in for MY ACTUAL NAME! WOOOOAAAAAAH! I said that that's what it was! Initially!
Hym "And Man God is like this translucent God-Man who is basically Aqua from Konosuba! Man... That's something right? That's a thing."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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