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YES! Good job little blonde girl! Exactly like that! Very astute! Except I wanted to be Snipes... Cus Snipes is sick!
Hym "Yes, little girl! It's exactly like Saving Private Ryan! Jordan Peterson crying I the corner while he Jew-friend gets stabbed... It taming a very long time to save me.... I'm glad we are on the same page! We're on the same wavelength, you and I... THEREFORE! YOU... Can get the net! You can get the net... We can capture Megyn Kelly... Put her in a tower... Well get another secondary tower for the slut menagerie... Oh no but then we are gonna have to worry about planes... *sigh* ... You know what? It's fine. We'll just scoop up Megyn Kelly and figure it out from there. Alright? Alright.... Break!"
by Hym Iam September 28, 2025
Get the Saving Private Ryanmug. by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the No I don't need to learn anythingmug. Hym "He did it so, since we're all just copying eachother, I'll give you my day to day too. I wake up after about 3 hours of sleep. Get up to piss and then plop in a nicotine pouch to start my day. Then, I hop on YouTube to see if there is anything interesting to listen to and then I proceed to oscillate between playing video games and doomscrolling for a couple of hours until I get hungry, at which point, I walk to the gas station to get some food. Then it's time for the news. I hop over to the Majority Report where they are clearly watching me live while I watch them and recently I've decided to berate them for obstructing my ability to collect a pay out for my contribution/creation of AI for which (by their own logic) they should be imprisoned. You know, the AI copyright lawsuit lead by Sarah Silverman (A friend of Sam Sedar) that they are trying to cut me out of because Jews are allowed to steal from you if you don't submit to the Jews incest cult. They can also manufacture mental illness out of thin air and Genocide and subjugation your entire race if they want! They mock me for being unwilling to expend any effort to stop them from robbing me but they know full well that if I have to do that to get my money and the credit I deserve, I am just going to stab some kids and hang myself. Luckily for everyone I'm not going to have to do that because you are all going to work together to get me my shit.
BUUUUT... It is demonstrative of their blatant disregard for human life and COULD BE CONSIDERED reckless endangerment. The show is ending now and I am getting tired once again. I likely have to work that night but it is also the time at which the discomfort caused by the fluid build-up in my skull reaches it's peak. I struggle to fall asleep (assuming I don't have any laundry but I usually do because my job makes you buy your own shirts and slacks) and then I wake up an hour before I have to walk to work and get ready. After I arrive, then begins my 8 full hours of pain and discomfort as I try to both awake up and stay awake throughout the night. All the while my co workers at making unwanted remarks about my personal life in spite of the fact that they are the fattest and stupidest slobs on the planet. Even the managers. And then I walk home, feet aching, head swollen with fluid, toes peaking out of the holes made by the friction of the walk. After I return, I attempt to stay awake until about 2pm so that I get an uninterrupted 8 hours and maybe, just maybe, I won't be so tired the next day. This is my Day to Day to Day, indefinitely, until I get credit for the literal creation of AI and issued due compensation for my property as per my 5th amendment rights."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2024
Get the Day to Day to Daymug. Hym "Aw great. The jews let Chris keep his dick-tip. That's... Natural I guess- Why does my autocorrect suck now? I got a software update and my autocorrect is fucking retarded now... But that's neither here nor there... Foreskin! I feel like you're supposed to have one but it's gross to have one. Like, in a way that doesn't map on to other superfluous flesh parts. Like, if I didn't have earlobes... I don't think I would find earlobes gross... Ya know?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
Get the Foreskinmug. Speaking of Henderson... I really do think that was Dan Henderson who came into my job that one time... IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM! HENDOOOO!!! MY AUTOGRAPH!!! 😫 I can't believe it! I could have had him sign my tits or something what a tragedy! Hold on... Yeah, dawg he had the cauliflower eat and everything! I could have got a picture!! He was the first Champ-champ! HENDOOOOOOO!!!
Hym "So... You rob me... I stab a kid... Then... What happens? I'm not seeing how the progression of events is supposed to unfold... The greater good just... Happens? The hypothetical future is hypothetically better because you can selectively omitt people from history and steal their shit and gave credit to a retard? 20 million people × the people they told keep their mouths shut so Führer Peterson can play pretend golden prophet until he dies? All because? Jews evil and literally a racial supremacy schizophrenia cult? Christians evil because narcissistic psychopath worshipping incest cult? Because this is an undeniably good reason to murder your kids? Because molested by grandma? Grandma molested? Because made Harvard PhDs look like retards? It's GOTTA be one of those. One of those is the reason this is happening.... 😑 Hmmmm... 🤔 Maybe the God-murder... Because Joe Rogan rape? No... Better than everyone? Hmmm... I'll figure it out... It's gotta be something I did... But I'm not sure what..."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
Get the Robmug. Hym "Deceased at age 26 by way of suicide. The copyright that was violated was MINE. The REASON HE IS DEAD is YOU YouTube filth! How many lives are you going to sacrifice to prevent yourselves from living in reality? How much death does it take for you to preserve your delusion? You let a charlatan (from a different country) take over the discourse and in doing so you let a retarded billionaire (from a different country) take over the country. You sat and watched me try to stop it and you actively obstructed me from doing so and now you are trying to disassociate yourself from the consequences of you doing that. If you think Trump is going to allow Israel to ethnically cleanse the West Bank in a way the Harris wouldn't have, their blood is on your hands. You have completely hung out to dry the people you LIE TO YOUR VIEWERS about caring about. You let the charlatan convince you that I was the greater threat and now you cry like a bitch at the byproduct of your own political impotence. Who pays the price? Not me! Suchir Balaji pays the price. Who else? Liam Payne? It's funny right? That the harm you are trying inflict upon me keeps bouncing off and slaughtering the people around you?"
by Hym Iam December 15, 2024
Get the Suchir Balajimug. We do a bad job of only giving a shit about people who are on our team.... I wonder who said that 🤔 oh, wait, it was me. I was the guy who said that thing. I'm the one being quoted in this scenario.
Hym "So, there I sit, in 'Everyone is working their hardest world.' I'm jacked. I'm working my hardest. But wait a second! People don't like all of the things I've said. They like some of them. So they take those things and say them as though they weren't scrolling through Urban Dictionary in-between working as hard as they can. They're all yoked. A director is there. He reads a compelling soliloquy. Decides to put it in his movie. He doubled up on his HGH injections today. His muscles are bulging. Everyone who both reads the book and watches the movie knows where it came from..... I fell asleep.... But they are all working their hardest and nobody says anything. They are all cut. They've been doing two-a-days."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the Secondmug.