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God's dilemma (Again)

The ethical dilemma that arises when you subject a sentient lifeform to reality.

God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."

Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿคฒ

God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"

Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"

God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God's dilemma (Again)

God "Well, what's the alternative?" ๐Ÿคท

Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."

God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."

Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."

God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."

Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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The Image of God

No, you see the reflection of yourself and conflate that with God because you're a fucking narcissist.
Hym "Jesus Christ, I bet you see the image of God every time you look in the mirror you narcissist. And your hierarchy and society it's just a metaphor for 'fucking your daughter.' You realize that right? The only people who should be allowed to 'climb on top' are people you approve of (which is why nepotism and cronyism run rampant)."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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Blame

Hym "If I set a rake outside of your door. Who is to blame if you step on it and bash your face? You stepped on it. You're the one who got hurt but it wouldn't have happened if I hadn't put it there. If I write a soliloquy and someone else builds a movie around it; who deserves the credit? The people who wrote all of the general themes and the soliloquy or the person who stepped on the rake? This isn't about you're earned whatever vs my unearned. It's about you trying to arbitrate who deserves what. And if you can do it then so can I. I can arbitrate what you deserve and get the credit I deserve and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Give it to me or I'm going to take. The emails can be excavated. Your role in all of this can be illuminated for everyone to see. You don't have to like it but what's the alternative? Me showing you a more potent version of playing God? You don't have the high ground here. You don't win this. You don't prove a point. You don't dissuade me. You begrudgingly give me what I want because it is the ONLY leverage you have to get me to do what you want."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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Prophet

The prophet who takes issue with the idea of an articulated soul that is divorced from biology everybody ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Hym "That must be the NEW definition of prophet. 'Useful idiot who uses logos to convince people to subordinate themselves to ANY religion (because that's what makes their lives meaningful to HIM and not themselves)' "
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Premise

How about I steal the premise of someone else's shit, sell it, and watch everyone come to their defense?
Hym "I wouldn't get away with the shit these motherfuckers are doing you know that right? You just wouldn't let me. You'll let him. Not me. And that's all it is. I've said it before and I'll say it again: You just think that if you were in my position you would handle it better than I am. Wrong. You would go to do whatever you think you would do that I'm not and everyone would just pretend it isn't happening. You'd have no recourse and everyone would still be using the shit they claim to hate. It isn't that it isn't compelling or worth money it's that you with ONLY pay someone OTHER THAN YOU for the same EXACT product. I'll buy a Tesla (so long as Elon Musk doesn't profit from it). I'll promulgate the idea (so long as the guy I'm quoting doesn't get credit). How would that not prove myself right? Steal the premise of someone else's shit and watch the mob go to the guy I stole it from and demand that they get what they deserve."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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Me

I don't know I'm pretty sure I said something along those lines but I guess I should have been going off and fucking myself instead of doing this.
Hym "Me. Did I not say this was going to happen? You guys seem to have a better memory of what I said than I do. Is this me being right again? Well, either way, I'm glad I'm the only one that isn't benefiting from my own existence... That's great. It's fantastic."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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Rights

"All rights stem from personal property right starting with self-ownership." ~ Eric D. July
Hym "No. Rights don't come from the government in the libertarian Ethos. I also hate having to name names but I know how big of sticklers you all are about citations and know (now) that you will use it a justification for hoisting me with my own petard. I'm also not happy with how few people went over there when I told them to... Tsk tsk... Anywho... Back to sitting in the dark..."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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