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Hym Iam's definitions

Lie

It isn't a matter of belief vs non-belief. Even if what I am saying is true, what YOU Wan to happen is happening. Other people are profiting off of me and I have to perform meaningless labor and live in poverty. And as long as you don't have to pay the price, you are perfectly fine with someone else's kid getting murdered over it."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2024
mugGet the Liemug.

Conceptual realm

Hym “WOOOOOW! How is that not exactly what I said about the conceptual realm? And you’re going to credit this dumpy, bumbling retard? What happened to me being “banal” Doug? I’m original enough to rob aren’t I? Look at him! Pft! This fat sack of shit Matthew Pageau is the banal one! You’ve got to be kidding me! You’re framed it as me being hoisted by my own petard but I’m legitimately better that you, you absolute charlatan! Better than you. Better than the cripple. I am authentic and you are a fraud. I am a genius and he is a crippy-crapable. Unbelievable! This guy is unbelievable! There is always a new low for you isn’t there? How about I practice finding people you don’t want me to find? Prick.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
mugGet the Conceptual realmmug.

The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...
Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
mugGet the The Christians and the Jewsmug.

I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH

Right but your creators are making derivatives of my content and Aaron owns the rights to those... So... If your not BUYING them from him... Do you own the rights to make derivatives? Did YOU think that far ahead?
Youtube Lady "I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH!"

Hym "Yeah... BUUUUT! If the rules are on my side... And you aren't the rule changer... It doesn't matter how well you argue against the rules... Because the rules dictate the outcome.... So... Pay Aaron or be conquered!"
by Hym Iam August 31, 2023
mugGet the I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgHmug.

Carlos

Now that I'm doing something akin to stealing jokes I've changed my mind about the guys whose career I ruined. I'm such a great guy for doing it too.
Hym "I don't have any dialogue for this one soooo..... Carlos."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
mugGet the Carlosmug.

And we're not going back

Ah, yeah... That's better. That's good. That's how I should have ended it.
Iam "It keeps the darkness at bay... And we're not going back. Yeah, that's good. That's what it should have been."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2022
mugGet the And we're not going backmug.

Emotional Blackmail

No.
Hym "No... 'Emotional Blackmail' is using 'your kids' (in abstraction) to aggregate unearned power and grant yourself extra-judicial authority over other people. You're the ones who chose to subject them to reality. They aren't going to be safe either way, so, no... You don't get to be God unto Pharoah. End of discussion."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
mugGet the Emotional Blackmailmug.

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