Glibness

The definition of the word "Glib" has recently changed. You're probably unaware of this because you don't read the dictionary but before the definition was "Being flippant (defined as not showing a serious or respectful attitude) regarding serious issues." Meaning "Not taking serious things seriously." The NEW definition if "Fluent (the ability to express oneself easily and articulately) but insincere and shallow."
Hym "I don't know, I think my glibness adds to my charm. And no, I'm not seriously advocating for fat cock genocide. That would be ridiculous. Buuuut... I'd be safe. It would effect me less that a universal fat cock preference would. So how bad am I supposed feel about it? Either way, I refuse to affirm the sophistry regarding intersexual relationships. How is it that preference can be generalized but it's not subject to some hierarchical form? Is height more or less important (in general) than income? What about fat cocks? And the fat cock supposition is 'Sexual selection is the result of selecting from humanity's socioeconomic hierarchy rather than the hierarchy of preferred traits' essentially 'It's not my fat cock... It's me... On the inside... I have a mindset...' Which I reject. If women are selecting you preferentially because you have a trait that is superordinate to the other traits on the hierarchy of generalized female preference, you aren't what is being selected for. It's the superordinate traits on the hiearchy of generalized preferences that are being selected."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2023
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Important story

Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like👇 this

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Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇

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Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 02, 2022
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Israeli Snipers

WOW DAWG! Even I only kill the disabled if women bang them instead of me. They're over there just taking pot-shots at them? Damn!
Hym "Wow! Israeli Snipers have been recorded shooting the disabled, children, medics, and press!? Oh-Boy-Oh-Jeez! I wonder why they raped and murdered your children! What could have possibly happened there!? Hey, and if Hamas is the government in Palestine... How is it not a 'Military operation' Ben? If Hamas is the government... AND THE MILITARY... How is it not a military operation? And you could say that they committed war crimes but the war crimes of the Israelites have been ignored for years, apparently. So... The Israelites haven't ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Gaza for years... They've just been shooting them from across the border and controlling their water, electricity, and (I guess if you have all the phone numbers of all the Palestinians) their internet? Sounds like you don't actually need to ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Palestine to have a negative effect on them... Sounds like it doesn't matter that you haven't set foot there. It sounds like the 'set foot' part is rhetoric being used to obfuscate what's really going on there."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
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Double... Coalition Buster

Where did Jeremy Boering go? Where did he go!? Where's Elon? Ben Shapiro said NOTHING could separate Pedo-Don and Elon! Pedo-Don and Elon... IT RHYMES! They look awfully separated to me! Like 1% of Donald Trump's ear... They are MISSING IN ACTION! MIA!
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Hym "連合COALITION BUSTER!!! (Rengō hakaimono)破壊者) 😠🤜 😖 (There's no Jew emoji)"

A Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal!" (My auto correct suggests OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal whenever I type the word "Jew" now)

Hym *He's still on his feet... But that's fine because...*"ダブル連Double... COALITION BUSTER!!!(Daburu rengō basutā)合バスター" 😠🤜😖💥
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Stay

Right but the guy who makes more than him isn't necessarily going to let you run around and fuck other dudes and if they don't have fat cock then how are you going to get the fat cock without risking the relationship?
Hym "So you stick with the guy who will stay... Go get the fat cock... Bring him some filthy asian sloots... Everybody wins!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Cringey

It wasn't funny as much as it was cringey.
Hym "Not as cringey as a disgraced psychologist who spent 5 consecutive years crying on camera talking about somebody being an embarrassment. But still up there."
by Hym Iam September 27, 2023
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Code 8

Great show! Part 2 just came out on Netflix and is also great.
Hym "I haven't even finished watching it yet but the best scene in Code 8 part 2 is when they're trying to erase the girl's memories... And the super strength chick has has the main character up against the wall and the fire guy is BURNING THE AIR IN FROM OF THE MC'S FACE SO HE CAN'T YELL (Which is fucking brilliant he's like smothering him with proximal fire and it's fucking metal) and the MC gets loose a little bit from the super strength chick and shoves the fire guy's up so he can breath and the fire guy sets off the sprinkler system on the ceiling... The main character has electricity powers... And it goes into to slow-motion as they all kind of realize what what just happened... And it's got the guy from the CW Arrow in it, right? And he gives the MC this look like 'Oh no...' and then he shakes he head a litle bit like 'Don't... Don't fucking electrocute everybody.' And yeah, no, electrocutes the shit out of everybody but it was cool. That was a good scene. This is a good movie."
by Hym Iam March 03, 2024
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