Idiot "You didn't fail repeatedly or indebt yourself to the already successful so you didn't really do ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"
Hym "Goooooooooooo fuck yourself! Your success is arbitrary and you aren't better than anyone."
Hym "Goooooooooooo fuck yourself! Your success is arbitrary and you aren't better than anyone."
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
Get the Fail repeatedlymug. You're the one who wanted this to be about you. What? Do you not want to be associated with a retard sex cult? Then why don't you just leave?
Hym "I knew you would do that (by the way). Allude to my lack of ethos. In the words of a friend of yours (and I'm paraphrasing) 'I don't need a degree from so-and-so university, what I say is either true or it's not.' There are people with ethos who you consider full of shit. I don't see why my logos or pathos should be dismissed just because I lack ethos. I also like the insinuation that my ideas don't have any merit and that my I am only relevant in association with you. I am also not anonymous. You just didn't ask. You told other people not to ask. You gotta arbitrate that fame or people will get things they don't deserve and we can't have that now can we?"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2022
Get the Youmug. When you're such a thot (promiscuous woman) that it is a literal crime. It's like a "thought crime" but for hoes.
Idiot "So I guess that means you weren't smart enough to not reveal yourself."
Hym "Nope! Wrong again doofus! I got bored! Like playing hide-and-seek and the other guy takes too long to find you. I was bored and wanted to do a Orwell! Hahaha! Thought crime! WEEEEEE!!! But now I need a hoe to come do a thot crime. Thot crime my weiner please (I'm not asking). Still no consequences. Consequence free existence! WOOOOOOO!!!"
Hym "Nope! Wrong again doofus! I got bored! Like playing hide-and-seek and the other guy takes too long to find you. I was bored and wanted to do a Orwell! Hahaha! Thought crime! WEEEEEE!!! But now I need a hoe to come do a thot crime. Thot crime my weiner please (I'm not asking). Still no consequences. Consequence free existence! WOOOOOOO!!!"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
Get the Thot crimemug. Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!! YAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAAAAH!!!!"
Hym "You see how nothing I say to you get you to not choose Noah over me?"
Whore "I CHOOSE NOALALALALALALALALALALALBLUBLUBLUB! AAALALALALALALALALA!"
Hym "Ooooooh MAN! Yeah, I'm clearly the insane person here. I must be the most insane person who has ever lived."
Whore "NOAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO WOMEEEEEEENAALALALAALALLAALALAL!!"
Hym "You see how nothing I say to you get you to not choose Noah over me?"
Whore "I CHOOSE NOALALALALALALALALALALALBLUBLUBLUB! AAALALALALALALALALA!"
Hym "Ooooooh MAN! Yeah, I'm clearly the insane person here. I must be the most insane person who has ever lived."
Whore "NOAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO WOMEEEEEEENAALALALAALALLAALALAL!!"
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
Get the I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!!mug. Iam "No... I see the parallel... Hmm..."
Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."
Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."
Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."
Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."
Hym "Well, technically..."
Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."
Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."
Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."
Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."
Hym "Well, technically..."
Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
Get the Parallelmug. Yeah, ok, so just more justification for your lack of belief in God, the thing you use to make money and accrue status and power.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "You see... The CORRECT relationship to have with 'The Most High' (Which is just a euphemistic way of saying 'God' but that's not actually 'God' you're talking about there) is not one of BELIEF! You shouldn't BELIEVE in God... I know I don't- Er... Um... I mean... The CORRECT thing to do God is to... Wrestle... With your lack... Of belief in God! THAT'S what people should REALLY be doing! Like ME! Instead of BELIEVING (meaning 'accepting the proposition in the absence of evidence')... You should be like... Obsessed with... Coming up with some sophistical bullshit... To make it SEEM LIKE... You believe a thing you do not believe... So you can get all of the things... Believing would get you... Without you having... To actually do thing thing... Which is 'believe.' That's the right way to do it! Because you don't know what 'believe' or 'real' mean and neither do I and as long as that's the case... I'm TECHNICALLY not 'Pretending to believe in God to elevate my status and accrue wealth and political power to myself as a literal charlatan.' Right? Because to be a charlatan I have to know what the word 'believe' means and then I have to 'not do that' to God! Get it? I can't 'not believe in God' if I don't know what the words 'believe' or 'God' mean! Bam! CAN'T be a charlatan!'
Hym "Pffft! Hahahahaha! Return of Dr. JeepJorp everybody! Hahahahaha!"
Hym "Pffft! Hahahahaha! Return of Dr. JeepJorp everybody! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 01, 2024
Get the Wrestlemug. Oh, I'm going to complain.
Hym "You'd better BELIEVE I'm going to complain! If I ever stop complain it means that the brain fluid finally got me. But that's what makes you a retard and me a genius. I don't need even a single person to care. None of you need to care... All I need... Is one single person to (both) know who I am... And have a bad day... And there are an infinite number of bad days to be had... And EVERYONE... Knows who I AM... And your dad looks like a bitch. And so do you."
by Hym Iam January 30, 2025
Get the Complainmug.