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Hym "So, since monogamy doesn't work, what other options are there? Prostitution. Literally the only other option."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2024
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Nah, man, she wouldn't do that.
Doesn't she know that you would think that?
I don't know.
You DO know, motherfucker. You do know. Why, of all people, would she need to fill in at the easiest house? It's double staffed all ready and it ran with only one person for years; but the only person they could find was someone in a management position? How is that the case? Bet she told you she played board games. That's what they do. Bring them here and tell them "nobody is going to believe you're fucking a retard anyways." Why would they? It's a filthy cripple.
Nah, man, she wouldn't do that.
Doesn't she know that you would think that?
I don't know.
You DO know, motherfucker. You do know. Why, of all people, would she need to fill in at the easiest house? It's double staffed all ready and it ran with only one person for years; but the only person they could find was someone in a management position? How is that the case? Bet she told you she played board games. That's what they do. Bring them here and tell them "nobody is going to believe you're fucking a retard anyways." Why would they? It's a filthy cripple.
by Hym Iam September 28, 2020
Get the Nah, man, she wouldn't do that mug.More of the "self" part and less of the other people's kids so you don't have to tell the truth Jordan. I mean, you've already let dozens of kids get murdered at this point so what's one more to you.
Hym "Yeah, I'm not seeing a hole lot of self sacrifice over there Jordan. All I'm seeing is the thing I said and not the thing you say you have to do.... I don't know. Looks a lot like me being right and you being wrong from here."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2025
Get the Self sacrifice mug.Religion "Well... You can't have what you want now... And maybe not ever... But if you do what I want you to do now... And then do that indefinitely... THEN... Then, you're DEFINITELY going to get what you want when you're dead! But do what I want you to do now because *insert semantic reconfiguration of reality to justify your subsidiarity to me*"
Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"
Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."
Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."
Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."
Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."
Religion "Umm... Yes?"
Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"
Religion "Umm..."
Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"
Little girl "Hi."
Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"
Religion "I mean... Yes?"
Hym "OK!"
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Religion "HRRRGHK!!"
Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"
Little girl "No..."
Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."
Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"
Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."
Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."
Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."
Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."
Religion "Umm... Yes?"
Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"
Religion "Umm..."
Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"
Little girl "Hi."
Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"
Religion "I mean... Yes?"
Hym "OK!"
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Religion "HRRRGHK!!"
Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"
Little girl "No..."
Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
Get the Religion mug.Why should anyone listen to me? Well, it's that long hard monster brain of mine. That's reason enough. Isn't it?
Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
Get the Big fat girthy brain mug.Oh no I'm sure you didn't say it about Judaism... You said it about SOMEONE though didn't you? And you're not actually going to come out and say who you said it about because that someone is going to slander-sue you out of existence... BUT...
Hym "If you can beat me in Yugioh I will NOT sue you! Best 2 out of 3! You have a million dollars and can build literally any deck you want! You win, I won't slander-sue you into the shadow-realm. Lose and I DO get to send you to the shadow realm. And by 'send you to the shadow-realm' I mean 'take your little ass to pound-town.' But no, you're going to have to download Master Duel. Because I do not have the money to build a physical deck. I did say I was like a Baphomet though."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the Baphomet mug.Hym "And now you're trying to frame weird as some kind of profound political stratagem. It's the same thing you're doing with 'brat.' One word thematic representations that are entirely arbitrarily assigned. You're... Dumb. You're so fucking dumb pfftthahahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2024
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