Hym Iam's definitions

Who? Me?

A coy way of asking whether or not something was me?

Hym "Who? Me? Nobody's afraid of me. I had a rapport with the girl that SHE initiated AFTER I started writing the shit I was writing (and I can prove it). They were aware of everything I've written (from post 1) and found it hilarious (because their basic assertion was that they were justified in fucking the retard and that there was nothing I could do about it). After I began to list the things I could do about it, the only person who was concerned about it (Jane) wasn't willing to do the only thing that would have convinced me to stop (which would have been tell the truth). The retard doesn't give a shit about anything so long as he has a revolving door full of women being scheduled to suck his fat mongoloid cock. I'm literally the only person with plausible deniability. The retard sex cult pre-dates any wrong doing on my part. I was a good employee until it became obvious that there was no legitimate reason to be a good employee in that shithole. I don't see how the only thing I did wrong was let people who deserve to be punished off the hook. And by 'let them off the hook' I mean telling the truth and letting it sort itself out instead of orphaning some kids. I was even kind enough to exclude the one that had 4 kids (one of which was autistic) so that innocent casualties would be minimized. 1 out of 5 potentially orphaned kids is pretty solid. I'm proud of that."

Iam *Snoring* *snort* *cough cough* *snoring resumes*

by Hym Iam May 5, 2022

Working Hard

Which has nothing to do with anything.

Hym "And this has nothing to do with whether or not I'm working hard enough. You want you to have a role in whether or not I suceed. You (proverbially) want me to have your permission to fuck your daughter. I didn't do the incest ritual properly so you are trying to prevent me from succeeding with lies of omission. That is all. That's all that's happening here. You're not an authority."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

Offense

No. It's not a matter of offense.

Hym "No, you're using the word 'offense' to try to frame my reaction as hypocrisy and you're doing it to justify your own behavior. 'I'm doing this because you have a stance on "offense" that I disagree with, therefore, I'm allowed to "offend" you as much as I want. Because if you get offended the you're a hypocrite and my position is validated.' That's what you're really doing and your doing it because you're not smart enough to actually win the argument. Or even actually agrue you point. You're brains are dumb and mine are smart... And extra fuildy... But yeah... The only correlation between intelligence and gas station work is an inverse one."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Women

Yeah, I don’t think you appreciate how radically they’ve been ruined for me.

Hym “Yeah, well, women have entirely ruined themselves for me and the economy is shit right now anyways... So there...”

by Hym Iam October 13, 2022

Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...

Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2024

YouTube Influencers

Power-hungry sub-human garbage who think they are societies "normalizers" and extra-judicial "accountability police."

Hym "Now... I wonder why it kept saying 'servers down...' after I tried to post that 'Biased Lawyer' bit... But when I deleted the 'YouTube Influencers' part it went through... Let's see..."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Where's my retard to fuck

They have a deranged commitment to using my own words against me and they don't like that I called them retarded. That's all this is.

Hym "So when I say 'where's my retard to fuck?' and then they bring me someone and then try to set me up and 'WeLl He SaId It AnD i DoN't KnOw I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD i GuEsS' 🤷 ♂️ 'I gUeSs I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD tO uNdErStAnD' it's obvious what they are doing it it should also be obvious that they are trying to punish me for not keeping quiet about the retard molestation. All to try and teach me a lesson that amounts 'DON'T SAY THINGS I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY AND DO WHAT WE TELL YOU!!' As opposed to 'You're clearly molesting that retard and trying to keep me out of the loop so you can get away with it but the retard doesn't like that I'm being coerced into making it follow the rules so it wants me to know that it's getting molested as a way of harming me but I also can't use it against him in any way or even threaten to because a mentally retarded pedophile is the boss of me for some reason and he got molested so now he should get to do whatever he wants and anyone who gets in the way doesn't get rights' or something."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2025