Incest

You forgot the incest, shitstain! It's the most important part! Sex is only good if it's your sister kind of!

Hym "Yeah it's like a cannibal suffering cult that is, like, super stoked about how they murdered an innocent guy without remorse... But it ALSO... Has INCEST! It's the most important part! The incest IS the religion! The whole goal of the religious is to perform that sweet, sweet incest ritual! And it's super important to them that people are forced to do it! They really want you to make a chick your sister (technically) and then fuck a baby into your kind-of sister. They're also the gimps for the Jews! And the jews are functionally equivalent to a Jesus. That's a thing too."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2024

Proving Square Enix Wrong

No. No. Not that.

Hym "Nonononono... No. Not just proving Square Enix wrong... They are PROVING! HYM! RIGHT! CORRECT AGAIN!!! I'M LIKE THE WINTER SOLIDER UP IN THIS BITCH! AAAGAIN! AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!! Do you see!? Gradient attacks!? Like the MORAL GRADIENT!?"

by Hym Iam May 04, 2025

Shit

Everything.

Hym "Uggghh.... Shit!"

Iam "Yeah... I see it..."

Hym "Holy shit! People really need to stop doing things!"

Iam "Everything is falling apart..."

Hym "Maybe we'll have an aneurysm or something..."

Iam "That would be better than what's happening right now."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

Right thinking

Wrong, shit-head. The games and the content supplement to thought. The thought is either negative or positive (which is fine). And your positivity cult is both deranged and the literal cause of the exacerbation of the mental health issues you purport to solve.

Hym "Speaking of 'right thinking,' You ever see the sub-reddit for 'Therapyabuse?' That's the first thing I got when I googled that Seerut Chawla. As an observation, it seems like people aren't super thrilled about how that whole system works. I mean, you're literally delineating 'Right think' and 'Wrong think.' Like 1984! It's true! We're already there!"

by Hym Iam January 06, 2024

Stole Tesla

Accused by the former owners of trying to REWRITE HISTORY! WOW! SOUNDS FAMILIAR! It's Elon's MO!

Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

Southern Charm

Hahahahaha! Ok. Alright. He's won me over a little bit that shit was funny. I'm starting to see the appeal.

Hym "Yeah, ok. Southern charm over there is starting to win me over a little bit. And the porn star to be honest."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2023

Not wanting to

It isn't a matter of "Not wanting to" I'm not GOING to. Ever. I'll kill a child before I give it up. I am right. This is wrong. And if this isn't wrong then I refuse to accept the axioms of any moral framework.

Hym "Oh, yeah, no I- It has nothing to do with me 'not wanting to' do anything. I'm just not going to."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2024