Definitions by Hym Iam
Going back
What are you not going back to? Not going back to not being able to pick out second-class citizens with your pussy measure. You SHOULD go back to that.
Hym "Oh? The dictator of virtue isn't going back to not being a dictator? Shocking. But you're wrong. I DO DESERVE THE CREDIT because I AM THE ONE WHO DID THE THING."
Going back by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
Advice
Law-ad? Fucking law-ad!? That isn't how you say that word you jewish fucking retard! Or should I say "Jeh-weesh fucking Reh-tard" Hahaha!
Hym "Well, taking my advice usually works out pretty good for everybody. LAUD. Fort Lauderdale. Fort Law-aderdale. Laudable. Laudatory."
Rules
Hym "I don't have rules... Wait! I have THREE rules! What were my rules again? 🤔 Hmm... I don't remember. Wait! I remember one! I am the exception to all rules!"
Certainty
The lack thereof externally is entirely eternally imposed. Can your children have actively been murdered by your need to teach me a lesson. You are living garbage.
Hym "So I can speak with as much certainty as I want. And I am absolutely certain Steven is a retarded bitch. And I'm like 45% his wife the he was Hym. Actually, I could even go as far as to say that ALL Stevens or Stephens are retarded bitches. 89% certainty."
Redbull
Hym "Redbull: It won't cure your brainz fluid. Hell! It might even exacerbate it! But those seasonal flavors? Well, they are either delicious or gross... Now stop buying them. Because they are always sold out when I... Go to buy them. I want them for ME. Not YOU. So YOU go fuck off so I can buy them. Go away."
Fighting for my healthcare
Hym "Fighting for my healthcare? I am not Kierkegaard's abstract phantom. I am the creator of AI. You need to credit me for doing that and pay me for that and the fact you are trying to leave me to dying with you abscond with the byproduct of my mind. You didn't have to figure out how to make AI and you didn't have to sit there with too much fluid in your brainz... So I should have to do what YOU do. Everyone does need to have healthcare for me to get healthcare. If you were crediting and paying me I could just have the healthcare now and I wouldn't have to wait for you to win a fight that no one has ever been able to win. You've literally NEVER WON... And now I have to sit here and die because if you can win then I don't need healthcare immediately. And I'm still not accepting any conditions. You still just credit and pay me and then fuck right off into the sunset because IF THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT... It is BECAUSE and ONLY BECAUSE... I AM THE RADIANT DAWN... Warming that little shit-filled cranium of yours."
Fighting for my healthcare by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
Hard
Sharing a living space with the woman who lets you fuck her is HARD... To you? I mean... Maybe your personalities that are APPARENTLY allowing you to get into these relationships aren't all that great after all... Right? Raising kids is hard to you? I mean, some of you kind of phone it in. The school system does 7 hours a day for 13 years for you. Tax payer funded. Some of you are having your lives subsidized by the tax payer. Some of you are using day care and nannies and you ALSO WANT THAT TO BE SUBSIDIZED BY THE TAX PAYER. And then you STILL need me to glaze you. I mean, look at Elon! Grimes can't even get a hold of him for one of his kids medical concerns! And you are glazing his ass so hard that the world is basically a frictionless plane to him!
Hym "And now you want to use my AI to build a futuristic utopia FOR YOU without crediting or paying me! You're scum! You are objectively the worst of us! I'm clearly the best. As I have created AI and nothing you do will ever compare. Yet here I sit. Fluid in my brain. It hurts. Where are you? Spasming with your dick in a warm wet hole. What about a process that is 90% is subsidized and done by everyone else is hard to you? 70% of homeless people under the age of 25 are gay. If they're gay you don't even do it. 'Ope! He's gay. Toss him out and shit out a new one.' And then I... Have to sit here and consider them indispensable... WHEN THE PARENTS THEMSELVES DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DO IT IF THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING IT!? Where's your daughter Jackie Chan!? HE DOESN'T KNOW! Probably finger banging somebody else's gay daughter! Fucking retards man! It's retarded! This is all so fucking retarded even the greatest mind who has ever lived can't comprehend it! I figured how to make science fiction reality yet I still can't figure out why everything is so fucking retard he- Oh right the incest... Riiiight..."