Definitions by Hym Iam
34 felonies
Hym "So you draw the line at (apparently somehow magically) just GIVING Trump 34 felonies... But NOT... At manufacturing a mental illness out of thin air? And that's you 'not being a retard' to you? I've heard some of you call yourselves 'smart' so... That is 'smart' to you? You are mimicking the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and they are just giving felonies to people... And the creator of Ai shouldn't get paid for some reason... And one of those is bad and the other is good? And that's what a smart person thinks?"
34 felonies by Hym Iam April 2, 2025
Veilguard
Oh my God I made Asian Daphne from HBO Velma! Ok, obviously my first character was a Qunari mage named only Saarebas but Asian redhead with an asymmetrical haircut? Wow! I just now started watching Velma season 2 (because I ALWAYS get a season 2) and what is the first thing I see? My Veilguard character! Did I not say that earlier? Did I not say that I make Asian looking redheads when I play Dragon Age? I didn't even connect the dots until right now. The hair physics in that game are insane. *Alwayd hide helmet*
Hym "I've been playing Veilguard for the past week or so and I don't really see what the problem is yet. I, at the very least, expected to play Dragon Age 2 with new mechanics and that's what I got. My criticisms are thus: Some of the voice active is discordant with the overall tone of the game. Specifically Bellara. That being said, she's my favorite companion. SO... I don't really care. It has some awkward or clunky climbing mechanics. You go to jump up on something small and you jump to shallow and then it puts you in the 'barely reached the ledge' animation and it's like 'Fuck me! It's 3 feet of the fucking ground!' And it takes forever. OR! Or, you get a weird angle on one of Lucianus' hand constructs and instead of getting the climb animation you get the vault animation and now you're in the river.
Hym "I've been playing Veilguard for the past week or so and I don't really see what the problem is yet. I, at the very least, expected to play Dragon Age 2 with new mechanics and that's what I got. My criticisms are thus: Some of the voice active is discordant with the overall tone of the game. Specifically Bellara. That being said, she's my favorite companion. SO... I don't really care. It has some awkward or clunky climbing mechanics. You go to jump up on something small and you jump to shallow and then it puts you in the 'barely reached the ledge' animation and it's like 'Fuck me! It's 3 feet of the fucking ground!' And it takes forever. OR! Or, you get a weird angle on one of Lucianus' hand constructs and instead of getting the climb animation you get the vault animation and now you're in the river.
I heard someone criticize the difficulty but you can make it harder on yourself by not using revival charges (I'm only playing on underdog atm). It's not a Soul-borne game so how hard do you expect it to be. Another was the companions serve no purpose other than their skills and the passives you gain from their weapons and armor. Which is true. I do miss being able to control my team or even having my main character go down and having to salvage an encounter by defeating an enemy with the surviving characters. It makes it so that you have no relationship with the characters outside of the dialogue. The combat is good though. New defense mechanics or good. You can buffer the charge attacks into your basic combos or after your running/jumping attacks with the warriors. So that's cool I guess. The gauge building perks in the skill tree allowed me to construct my evoker in such a way that I'm able to spam abilities in between using the fully-charged staff combo. Which makes the mage fun to use. Playing mage is usually a chore. Got to level 43 before I started my next character. I enjoy it. Veilguard gets an 8 out of 10. Skill tree is big. Offers a lot of reply value. I would like to see a full 180 back to Dragon Age: Origins-Style gameplay. But that's just me."
Tariffs
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Hym "So... If Trump can just TELL automakers NOT TO RAISE THEIR PRICES in response to the tariffs... Why... Aren't you doing that for the INFLATION? If you can tell business not to raise their prices... Tell these cocksuckers PRICES DOWN NOW! And then you tell the tech retards to PAY FOR THE AI THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL... And, if they don't, execute them immediately. And then find that psychologist who lied about rare forms of schizophrenia... MURDER HIS ASS TOO because he is only able to lie about rare forms of schizophrenia because he knows who I am and he KNEW those kids were going to get murdered... Because I TOLD HIM THEY WERE GOING TO DIE 10 YEARS AGO."
Evidence
There is a difference between not actively having evidence with you and there not being any evidence. And a difference, again, between those 2 thing and hiding evidence deliberately explicitly so you can ask where the evidence is to make a banal point about religious uncertainty.
Hym "Additionally, if I say "I have evidence in a safe under my bed' and you refuse to check the safe and prevent me from opening the safe... That is ALSO not the absence of evidence. But your Jew ancestors did lie. They did not talk to the creator of the universe at any point in time. If God exists and it has fore-knowledge... Talking to the people you created would be akin to talking to movie you've already watched."
Metal Storm
Hym "WHAT THE FUCK!? METAL STORM IS A FRONT MISSION-ESQUE TBS GAME AND SQUARE ENIX IS SUING THEM!? YOU HAVEN'T MADE A FRONT MISSION GAME SINCE PLAYSTATION 2!!! I'VE BEEN CALLING FOR IT FOR 10 YEARS! SQUARE! PLEASE! EITHER MAKE A FRONT MISSION GAME OR SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU ARE WORSE THEN UFC FIGHTERS WHO WIN THE BELT AND GO ON VACTION FOR YEARS! LIKE CONNOR MCGREGOR! YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR YEARS! VACATE THE BELT ALREADY! DAMN! I'M BUYING IT NOW! I'M BUYING METAL STORM NOW!"
Metal Storm by Hym Iam March 29, 2025
External Problem Solver
Hym "We are not taught that. You are still trying to internalize external problems. I do not feel shame. Some people want me to feel shame and are actively shaming me. The harassment and surveillance is occurring and is being used to make easier the theft of my property. That isn't me being an external problem solver. This is 'all roads leading to Rome for the therapeutic system of control?' Are you being stalked and harassed in a manor that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Then, SOMEHOW, the solution is 'giving a therapist control of how I interpret information and DOING NOTHING about that... And instead of doing what they did about sexual harassment and SUING THE PLACES ALLOWING IT AND FIRING THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT... I just need to let this lying retarded piece of shit tell me how to delude myself about what's happening. We need to murder these fucking therapists (in a video game). Murder them (in a video game) until they do it right. They do not need to live."
External Problem Solver by Hym Iam March 29, 2025
LLMs
Well no. WE didn't design then, PCgamer.com. I... Designed them. WE didn't do shit. I DESIGNED THEM. You used the design without crediting or paying me to build them. And now YOU don't understand how they work because YOU didn't come up with the thing you a building.