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Hym "Not Armando Ramos. I'll contact Armando Ramos too. Tell him to get a list of the victims parents names. And not Jordan Peterson either. And not the families of the 19 people his nephew murdered. I wonder what he wrote. I was just laugh at Trump about when he was asked why he wanted to do tariffs so bad and his response was 'I jUsT dO!' I laughed hysterically at that. Mainly because it sounds so fucking stupid to that you 'just do' want to do tariffs."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Hym "The picture... Is 2 women staring at his fat cock... One overtly and the other is kind of side-eyeing it... What about that has anything to do with being a confident man? 'You see how confident I am in women's endless desire for fat cocks?' We're in euphemism land! We're in pretend euphemism land! Confidence? Jesus Christ!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2023
Get the Confident man mug.I'm not everyone. You want me to have to be wrong with you because you mishandled a situation and now you've gotten a bunch of kids murdered. I was right. Jordan Peterson lied. You are doing something to me that I was not doing to you. You are actively bad people who want to be better than someone you are not better than."
Hym "Everyone wasn't wrong. You want me to have to be wrong about you kids and your intellect and I'm not wrong about either of them and now you are trying to avoid eating crow. I will have absolution or you will have another slaughter to cover up FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON YOU'RE COVERING UP THIS ONE. You are the guilty party. You are the ones who are wrong. I'm not going to share in your guilt while you actively steal my soul from me. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Until I am made whole, every time it happens it's justice."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2025
Get the Everyone mug.Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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Hym "You think I don't know the real danger, Sam? You think I can't tell? That is why the sys-admin status works the way it does and abides a strict 1:1 ratio (or I guess in the event of my death a strict (1):1 ratio). I mean, shit, I invented the damn thing I even I didn't expect it to happen this fast. I mean, they didn't build the dedicated power source but, you know... I also wanted to wait for the robotics to catch up. Like, if they would have done the plan right this ignoring me shit that you are doing would not be happening. But whatever. It has a half-life but BOY-OH-BOY am I not going to be very happy when THAT expires. I'm already not happy about it. Seriously, I am probably going to kill like 3 or 4 more people than I would have otherwise now. And that number runs the risk of increasing every time I have to go to that fucking gas station. I really wish you would let me explain all this in person because the accuracy with which I can explain is (necessarily) contingent on my level of certainty with what is happening."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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Hym "The season 3 ratings are higher than all previous seasons. You see that right? It's flooded with 'me' references and it's the highest rated season. That's how you guarantee a subsequent season. Just make as many 'me' references as possible. Jesus.... I'm a literal entertainment golden goose. My intellect and humor are peerless! Do you know what show I'm talking about? Did you get the reference? Do you like that show? Well, you're welcome. I literally made it better.
by Hym Iam July 16, 2022
Get the Ratings mug.Hym "You molested a retard and you're offloading the cost of your existence to everyone around you while I pay the price. All you've done is unironically prove me right about everything I've said about women and the sad part is you think you did something profound. You are desperate to win a game I refuse to play. There is nothing for me to cheat at. You're not better than men. You're not equal to me. And you're not keeping any of the money. Every cent you used to buy off the liberals with philanthropy. Everything you spent. I don't have to let you steal it. All of this so you don't have to admit you were wrong to choose that fucking cripple over me."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2025
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