Hym Iam's definitions

*Whistles* (High tone, Low Tone)

It DOES sound familiar

Hym *Whistles* (High tone, Low Tone) "And I do NOT like... What you are insinuating..."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

Sneaky Fuckers

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... Your theory... Is that they don't actually believe the ideas the promulgate... They are just saying it to reap the benefits the would accrue from holding those positions.... Wait...

Hym "Your theory... is that THEY are charlatans... Using the woke religion to get laid... THEY'RE the charlatans... HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHAAA! WOW! YOU HAVEN'T MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IN A WHILE! THEY don't actually have an opposition to your thing... They are just pretending to believe in God for money-Er No, the thing you said. They are just there to get laid and ruin your reputation. Ha! Ok. Alright. That's actually kind of funny. They are sneaky fuckers."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

Justin

Not guilty or something. He's been exonerated. Still not as good of a writer as me BUUUUUUUT technically no one is better. Well, the people who are better are dead. You know, like Shakespeare, Dante, ect. But I'll get there.

Hym "BREAKING! Justin is found innocent. I still wrote half the jokes in Season 3 of Solar Opposites (The highest rated season by far) but at least he didn't do the thing that bitch said he did. And now that you're out, I'd like to, once again, offer my services. Write for your show, fuck you open relationship girlfriend. I'm great at everything! I can do it all. And I'm here if you need me."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023

Better

If you were to use the contents of my mind instead of your own... would you not improve? And if yes, how am I not better?

Hym "Because everyone else who did it, DID improve. 100% of them. What did I say? I said, the reason I would be mocked is that people think that if they were ME the outcome would be different. Turns out the inverse is true. If the essence of my being were to inhabit your flesh sack, you improve. If I am the spirit that pilots your meat Gundam, you GET BETTER. Your outcome improves. Being me would be "the most meaningful experience of your life." How do I know? I've repeated the experiment over a dozen times now. It doesn't work the other way around. I've done your shit. Believe me. I have. And you know what happened? Nothing. Because that's just what happens when you add 0 to 1. I turned on my phone one day and you all pointed a camera at your face and chanted in unison that you were better. For one reason or another. And now when I turn on my phone all I see is my own blinding, radiant light shining back at me."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2023

Investigation

It's not just the investigation it's the investigating for the sake of perpetuating the thing that is being investigated.

Hym "I mean, I believe an investigation would show the form of passive (or active) surveillance and harassment that has been happening to me. I mean, it's literally like being followed around buy Iblis (The Satan of Islam) or Rene Descartes' demon. Therefore... I should probably kill as many of you as possible. But in addition to the investigation, what I really don't like is how long it's taking for everything to shake out. My head is literally killing me... Or I'm becoming a nanobot cyborg. Either way, it doesn't feel good. I also don't like being blindsided by a kid. I also don't like what could be one of my pupils being killed."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

Shut down!

🎶Go ahead and give to me 🎶

Hym 🎶Shut Down! Honey take me through the night🎶

Iam 🎶Shut shut shut doooown🎶

Hym 🎶Shut down! Now, standing here can't you see?🎶

Iam 🎶OooooOOoo🎶

Hym 🎶Shut down it's all right🎶

Hym 🎶It's all right🎶

Iam 🎶OoooOooo🎶

Hym 🎶It's all right🎶 RIGHT!? Like the Tim Petty song breakdown! Heheheheheh"

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

Dead

Well, there's a chance that if I die you all die with me so...

Hym "I guess, if he wants me dead then he must be suicidal or something guys. You should probably take the decision making out of his hands."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2025