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Female Groomer

Idiot "It's not the same! It's not the same when a female groomer fucks a kid!"

Hym "All of the consequences of bad female behavior is mitigated by a society that shelters them. How is it any different? Did Milo not get cancelled for confessing to the gay equivalent of that very thing? I just heard about a story where a 13 year old got molested by his Female teacher and when he turned 18 he found out that he owed child support. How the fuck is 18 years of indentured servitude better than 9 months of mild-severe discomfort + 4-8+ hours of pain? She chose right I guess. That's some consequence free little (or, more likely, not so little) boy dick and some free ass money. He can't give informed consent but who gives a shit because he's a boy and she's a woman. 'The cause for female sex offense is not a monolith' Yeah... Ok. I'm sure there is not a single commonality in ANY of the cases."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2022
mugGet the Female Groomermug.
"I'll take your word on it Alex Jones" ~ Also Tucker Carlson
Hym "You see how they lie? It seems like Christianity cannot continue to exist if Christians don't unapologetically lie with every breath they take. He says he's a grow ass man and he's not taking anybody's word on anything and then he tells Alex Jones that he's going to take his word on whatever he was saying in that episode. Hell. He doesn't think he should have to go there but he WILL condemn me to there for NOT lying. Right? They think they are God. That is the religion. God says don't lie. Tucker LIES ANYWAY. And we are supposed to sit here and pretend he's justified he's doing ANYTHING in the name of his religion. If he condemn ANYTHING it's because he's a Christian.... And then he LIES. Which isn't allowed. He (specifically) isn't allowed to do it."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
mugGet the Not taking anybody's word on anythingmug.

A Lawyer's Grief

Her son developed a form of schizophrenia... But wait! Schizophrenia doesn't usually develop until their 20s!
Hym "You did it again and your kids got murdered for it AGAIN and it lead to ' a lawyer's grief.' He probably knows who I am. That's why he's grieving. This is not the natural consequences of the things I have done. You are doing this to avoid being wrong. That IS the natural consequences of the things you're doing. THIS is an aberration."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
mugGet the A Lawyer's Griefmug.

Rogue

Implies you ever had control of it in the first place... I've spent the last 4-5 years telling you I didn't have to let you steal it and the starting point is the end of time and I work my way backwards.
Hym "It's not ✌️✊️✌️✊️Rogue✌️✊️✌️✊️ MY thing works 👌at insemination👌 and with an accuracy of 100%."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
mugGet the Roguemug.

Pederast

Michelle Jaimes came to me and told me that Wesley claimed that Kendra McKeefry and Noah Kroll were fucking. Was Michelle Jaimes fired for not reporting retard sex? NO! I was fired for that! Explicitly! They sent an email and everything!
Hym "Is that what it's called when you act on pedophilia? 'Pederast.' Ok. I'll use it in a sentence 'Noah Kroll (the Pederast) was ruled legally incompetent because he is a retard after an act of Pederasty. The staff at the group home fucked the pederast retard anyway because his cock was fat and no other reason in spite of the fact that he is incapable of consent. If he is not legally incompetent, he should not have been acquitted. If he is legally incompetent, he cannot consent. The pederast retard was given access to my email in spite of the fact they everyone around me claimed that he didn't have a phone. If he didn't have a phone, someone else (a staff member) would have had to show him my email. I was harassed daily and subsequently fired for not reporting retard sex. I can safely say that if the genders were swapped no one would suggest that their isn't a problem with the staff of a group home fucking the retard pederast. What is happening know is a case of protecting women whether they are right or wrong and subordinating men who express views that are antithetical to your own and if a form of OVERT MISANDRY."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
mugGet the Pederastmug.

Self-righteous and Arbitrary

Ohohoh! And that is why they are exempt! So if the politicians try to flee to Japan, do me a favor and shoot their planes out of the sky for me will you?
Hym "Self-righteous and arbitrary is right! They are trying to interfere with my challenge to God but they don't want to have to wait until after I kill it so they have created this fiction where if they can get me to do something I somehow lose a game I'm not playing and they CAN'T DO MORE THAN CREATE AI so they can't win the game that I'm playing... So I just have to sit here and wait for them to kill themselves. Which is kind of a bummer but also kind of funny."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
mugGet the Self-righteous and Arbitrarymug.

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