Hamas tunnels

If YOU KNOW that the Hamas tunnels are SO DEEP underneath the civilian infrastructure that no military weapons will reach them.... Then... WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS?

Hym "So... YOU KNOW... That the Hamas tunnels are too deep to reach... But... You just bomb them anyway? He literally just said that! He said 'The tunnels are too deep for us to reach, which is why I tell the Ukrainians to dig.' But if you know the bombs won't reach, why are you dropping the bombs? Because you don't care what you hit. The point of dropping the bombs is dropping the bombs. You kill whoever you kill. That's called 'bombing indiscriminately.' Ridiculous."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

Too big

Nah bitch. Nobody's saying that shit.

Hym "Nahnahnah that shit isn't happening. Nobody said anything about too big motherfucker that is not reality. The fat-cocks are exempted entirely from all of the male body shaming that takes place. Not a thing. Never happened. I'm the only one doing it or saying it. No."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2024

Is it fat?

Stop evading that question! You're either that solution to my problem or you evidence I'm correct... Cus I mean... Look at you...

Hym "Seriously, is it FAT? or is it not? If you were as ✌️✊️✌️SECURE✌️✊️✌️ as you PRETEND to be... I don't think the question would offend you as much as it does. You should be able to have a grown up conversation about (either) your fat cock or your solution to not having fat cock."

Accident "It's not my fat cock though! It's me! On the INSIDE!"

Hym "Yeah, yeah we've heard it all before. And again, my life is irrelevant to the question. I am not my life and if success with women IN ANY WAY has ANYTHING to do with fat cock then my relationship status is a matter of fate rather than deed."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Now

Not later.

Iam "Also, why now and not previously? Back to my other point. Why did it seem to be the case that there were no references or there was no sensation of reference up and until your Freudian slip and my response to it?" I forgot about it but yeah... That was my other question. I also don't think I'm Jesus. I said I was like Jesus in that only 12 people listen to what I say, I have a history of hanging out with prostitutes, and so on and so forth. I wasn't literally claiming that I'm Jesus 🤣"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2022

Beheading

Oh shit, hey, that's novel. AND! He made a YouTube video with the decapitated head! Neat! This pleases me. Can I watch the video?

Hym "You know what I'm going to say right? About the beheading? Should have been a kid but... Hey, that's ok. I think the novelty of it makes up for. Should have been a school shooting though. I was just thinking that we haven't had one in a while. #murderkidsuntilitsucksless!"

by Hym Iam February 01, 2024

Progressives

LOSER! LOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "Maybe the other guys is just better at politics guys? You ever think of that? Nonono, don't blame it on his big, fat wallet. You're clearly fuckin bums, progressives! Ahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam June 26, 2024

Bodily harm clause

You'll end up killing your own son.

Hym "You really gotta read those. Maiming, castrating, lobotmizing, causing brain damage, poisoning (upto and including STDs), dismembering, killing constitutes a violation of the bodily harm clause. Leveraging my life OR the lives of my families to get me to use it in accordance with your will violates the leverage clause. It's almost like you read the terms of service and now you're suggesting it on purpose! Or I'm just a really good guesser. But yeah. That's why it's there. I thought of everything and anything I DIDN'T think of is cover by the 'imaginary caveat clause.' There is no out for you. Legal or otherwise. You need to stop puffing these idiots up. This is all just kabuki for you. Either hurry up and kill us all or hurry up and treat my ailment already. Damn."

by Hym Iam May 05, 2025