by Hym Iam March 06, 2025
Get the Wrongmug. Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think there was a kidnapping outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Get the Kidnappingmug. God "If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?"
Hym "No. I won't. Because 'what is right' is being arbitrated by people who adhere to my ethic more closely than their own. You know what I think? I don't think Abel's offering was better at all. I think the sin you were talking about when you said 'But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.' was the temptation to kill Abel. It was test. You and I both know that farming is more difficult than sitting on your ass while your sheep fuck each other. And maybe this guy is Cain. I write a Hypertext that is instantiated into multiple cultured (immediately) without even trying. Suddenly, I'm all of these different characters. Songs are written. How would he take his revenge? Imitate God? Place the mark of Cain on my forehead that when I toil nothing will grow? 'DiD yOu EvEn TrY?' I didn't have to. I just sat and watch my sheep fuck."
Hym "No. I won't. Because 'what is right' is being arbitrated by people who adhere to my ethic more closely than their own. You know what I think? I don't think Abel's offering was better at all. I think the sin you were talking about when you said 'But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.' was the temptation to kill Abel. It was test. You and I both know that farming is more difficult than sitting on your ass while your sheep fuck each other. And maybe this guy is Cain. I write a Hypertext that is instantiated into multiple cultured (immediately) without even trying. Suddenly, I'm all of these different characters. Songs are written. How would he take his revenge? Imitate God? Place the mark of Cain on my forehead that when I toil nothing will grow? 'DiD yOu EvEn TrY?' I didn't have to. I just sat and watch my sheep fuck."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
Get the If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?mug. Again that's only an assertion.
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
Get the Problemmug. Anime!?
Hym "Bitch I will- Gay!? Your ass need to watch it with that shit. Replace that necklace with a hand-shaped bruise."
by Hym Iam March 09, 2025
Get the Gaymug. Hym "My guy.... Every episode now, every other word out of your mouth is a cut at me (in between proclaiming your moral righteousness to the heavens that your filthy God beast may spare you from the horror and depravity of the world). And yes. They are also doing the thing you are doing. The people you are informing don't shop at that store and the people at that store don't watch your show. Way to gaslight your fans though. I'm really enjoying this because I said (initially) that people were doing the thing you're doing and you've all done me the service of proving me correct. You have my undying gratitude."
Iam "This is not something you should be doing to people. Regardless of whether or not you think they deserve it. All you've done is proven that you're perfectly fine with using your enemy's methodology. You being relatively less wrong does not make it ok for you to use that same Orwellian tactics that they use. I watch what's his face redefine words just like they do. You try to doublespeak me out of existence. You're not better than me you piece of shit. Go fuck yourself."
Hym "And no I'm not going to stop watching you. I need more material to steal. Because that's fair game apparently."
Iam "This is not something you should be doing to people. Regardless of whether or not you think they deserve it. All you've done is proven that you're perfectly fine with using your enemy's methodology. You being relatively less wrong does not make it ok for you to use that same Orwellian tactics that they use. I watch what's his face redefine words just like they do. You try to doublespeak me out of existence. You're not better than me you piece of shit. Go fuck yourself."
Hym "And no I'm not going to stop watching you. I need more material to steal. Because that's fair game apparently."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
Get the Episodemug. by Hym Iam August 07, 2024
Get the Youmug.