Hym Iam's definitions

Ask

Oh I'm sorry. I didn't know I was supposed to be watching you too. It's hard to tell who's in on the joke.

Hym "Ask and you shall receive. Was that you? Are you the one looking for me? What did your dad refuse to tell you who I was? Was a petty old bastard. Jesus Christ. God, I actually wouldn't have said all that if I would have know you we're looking for me. How should I do this.... 🤔 I don't want to be too on the nose. Otherwise it wouldn't be any fun... Ok, if I were I director... And you wanted to be in my movie... You see where I'm going with this?"

by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

Superior

You are perfectly fine with people feeling superior when they are mentally retarded rape victims.

Hym "It didn't backfire. You got in the way and are lying to cover up the consequences of that decision because you think I should be guilty instead of you. And I am superior. It doesn't take much because you motherfuckers SUUUUCK. Because unlike you I understood the stakes and I knew exactly how shake out if no one did anything and I am the guy but you fucking chose Noah. So... I guess everything worked out fine for everybody. Let's mash another response I here.... I'm not insecure. You are discriminating."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

What does that say about me?

It says I'm not stupid enough to let you use your mongrel children as an excuse to stalk and harass me for the rest of my life while simultaneously stealing everything I make and condemning me to a life of servitude so you can feel better about the fact that your kids are never going to stop getting fucked amd murdered and there's no reason for anyone who DOESN'T have kids to give a shit because YOU don't give a shit about the problems of non-kid-havers.

Hym "What does that say about me? Whatever you want it to say, of course! Everything means whatever you want it to mean and you hear whatever you want to hear."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Accountability

You are already using my work you need to pay for it. I'm not going to let you steal from me in the name of accountability. If you don't need to hold Kendra McKeefry accountable you don't need to hold me accountable. But I know you used it. So you are going to pay.

Hym "I'm not going without in the name of accountability. And if it LOOKS like you are using my work to create AI and cut me out of the proceeds to you don't want people to be allowed to do it to you then you pay me. I'm not being EQUAL to you. You pay me or I'll kill a kid."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Mundane Man

Heheheheheheheh... That's great.

Hym "Ha! Get it!? Mundane Man? Because it sounds phonetically like MY name? Ha! Hahaha! That's great! I love this guy! And (aside from my staggering brilliance) I'm both mundane and a man."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

All of it

What this isn't

Hym "Seriously. This isn't even all of it. I don't even have the time to write down all of it. I just spent 2 hours thinking about something. I conversation I'll never have. I barely even vaguely remember what was thinking about. I'm sure I could recall it if something relevant came up in conversation. But... This isn't me pouring out my soul to all of you. This is me, barely even tipping the cup."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

Quasi-Criminal

Not a thing. That isn't a thing that exists.

Hym "Look at him making shit up over there. What is a quasi-criminal, Jordan? Someone who does a thing that isn't a crime but you subjectively think it should be a crime so you're justified in preventing them from speaking online and/or causing them to lose money... Which is what happened to you... Seriously. The prefix 'Quasi' means 'apparently but not really.' So, like a big muscley guy with tattoos and a motorcycle who rides a motorcycle but he works as an accountant and doesn't have a criminal record or a black guy with chains and a durag. THAT is a quasi-criminal. He SEEMS like he would be a criminal... But is NOT A CRIMINAL. And he tries to tie everything he's asked about into the need for society... To do something about... People online... Using their freedom of speech... To say things... That he personally doesn't like (But other people LOVE, Jordan, everybody loves the shit I say here)... But, how is doing that any different then Youtube demonetizing you? How is the claim that YOU are doing some sort of abstract harm with YOUR speech any less legitimate? That was the justification. For firing you. You decried Youtube for taking down your videos. But it's exactly the same."

by Hym Iam November 1, 2023