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Definitions by Hym Iam

Hahahaha? Does it? That's adorable. Probably reminds then of their father.
Hym Iam "Hey, I'm only rude to the not-mes. Still. That is cute."
Rude by Hym Iam January 22, 2026

In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct.

In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer.
Hym Iam "In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer."

Reading your own desires

Into the text.
Hym Iam "Still just reading your own desires into the text. The reality of what that was is actually pretty cool. I would explain it to you here but it would waste the opportunity for a more grandiose exposition dump later down the line. And it's a good one."

Perpendicular game

I'm not playing. You only want to play because you know you can't do anything more.
Hym Iam "I'm still not playing the Perpendicular game. Loss avoidance isn't victory for you and this is just the thing I said it was initially. You haven't won anything. You are never going to DO anything, actually. And as long as you can continue to be rewarded for being a do-nothing, why even pretend to be competing? Who are you trying to fool? You have to know that you are never going to convince ME (of all people) that you've done anything more than pretend I wasn't right initially, convince others to lie, and sweep the corpses under the rug. Who are you pretending for? Unless proving I was right was the victory for you. In which case, I already did it. I did it the second I slammed my fist on the table and again the second Randall showed up."
Perpendicular game by Hym Iam January 19, 2026
You make your own situation worse by not doing the thing I said?
Hym Iam "Hahaha! Or what? The thing you want isn't an option. The only option you DO have is stop doing what you are doing and do what I said. If I make a bomb... And I tell you the password to disarm the bomb is a number between 1 and 1 million... And then I tell you that the password (specifically) is 777,888... And you enter 777,889... And then I'm like 'No. It's 777,888.' And then you enter 777,887 and you look at me like a fucking retard and I'm like 'What the fuck are you doing? That's not what I said.' and you're like 'I shouldn't have to do exactly what you said! Actually, YOU should have to what I say! If I want to enter 777,889 it should work anyways!' And then I just have to sit there flabbergasted at the sheer stupidity of the position you are trying to take. As though I would make a password where doing something conceptually adjacent to the password... Would work. And no, don't misinterpret this as you tricking me into admitting there is a password. There isn't. 'SEE! I used my mind trick to got him!' No. You're still an idiot. It is the thing I'm saying it is. You do the words I say."
Or what? by Hym Iam January 18, 2026

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole.
Hym Iam "The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

Conceptually adjacent

You don't actually think any of that. I told you to articulate what is happening in a manner that is accurate and what you are doing is feining a conception of reality that is deliberately conceptually adjacent to what is actually the case and then casting aspersions on my articulation of event even though both of us know for a fact that you are doing THAT and that mine is accurate.
Hym Iam "Conceptually adjacent but, no, you don't actually think an of that."
Conceptually adjacent by Hym Iam January 16, 2026