Hym "ALLEGEDLY, Andy. I had a thing I wrote expressing my disappointment but I think it got deleted. I'm not sure if you saw it even though I know you aren't entirely dependent on me actually submitting the things I write. That was a while ago... Sad. It's a sad affair. But I hope it's bullshit. Innocent until proven guilty! Unless you're a plant. In which case, either way you're a plant. I really do have to stop forgetting to say allegedly though... Bad habits and all that..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Get the Allegedlymug. That's metal! I use that!
Hym "Mertvaya Ruka is dope. Good job Russia. We had the same plan... Except... In the past... Mine's better- Hey! Did I confuse Matt Brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt Brown doesn't beat up old men. Oops. Sorry Matt. Still not a campion though so be nice to Ronda Rousey. 😡☝️ *MAXIMUM FORCE WAG*"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
Get the Mertvaya Rukamug. So, don't teach them about religion, right? Do people want their kids being taught the being gay is wrong or the God doesn't make mistakes?
Hym "Hey, leave the kids alone with that religion bullshit. They don't have the mental capacity to tell the difference between reasonable beliefs and unreasonable beliefs and they're going to predicate their morality on a lie. If they're 18 and they want to believe that the creator of the universe spoke to the jews and talking donkeys, that's fine. But keep the kids out of it. Or kill some kids. Kill as many as you can. It'll be tight. And I'm like a diety now or like an ancient demon of something so if you do it in my name... I'll get points in Hell or something. Does hell have points? Is there a point system? Get 1000 points and you can exchange them for a nerf gun."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
Get the Leave the kids alonemug. Oh golly gee! It’s so weird! He treats all of the people who do this think like they’re the same person! Like they’re possessed by a some kind of ideology!
Hym “Oh gosh golly bujesus! Why is he treating all of them like they’re possessed by an ideology!? God, I’m going to need a couple dozen PhDs to figure this one out!”
by Hym Iam October 21, 2022
Get the Possessedmug. Oh, you're curious?
Hym "Yeah, no, Verso ending is shit. Probably the right thing to do in the context of the story but deeply unsatisfying. I'm playing it again on expert to get the good one."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
Get the Versomug. IS THAT WHAT SATAN MEANS!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hym "Is THAT what SATAN means!? AHA! So anyone who accuses the Jews of being wrong or bad becomes both wrong and bad!? Uno Reverse! And then Something-something non-sequitur follows shortly after like 'Well of you're "The Accuser" then I just get to do whatever I want!' THAT'S THE WHOLE THING!? THAT'S THE WHOLE JEWISH RACKET! 'OoOoOo Ghefoigal! He's accusing me of doing the thing I'm doing Goysh! He can't know I'm doing the thing I'm doing! Only I know I'm doing the thing he knows I'm doing!' The accuser. That is priceless. 'He's doing an insurrection! And insurrection against God! OoOoOo Ghefoigal!' Hahahahahaha! Hilarious. That. Is. Hilarious."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2024
Get the The Accusermug. If I was this I could literally get paid to pretend to be a house cat... A house cat that gets fucked by its owner.... That's beastiality... Gross...
Woman "Look at my tits. Give me all your money."
Man "Ok!"
Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😐
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"
Woman "...... What the hell was that?"
Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"
Man "Ok!"
Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😐
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"
Woman "...... What the hell was that?"
Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2022
Get the Womanmug.