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Definitions by Hym Iam

Brain Worms 

Yeah I see you talking about me in the house.
Hym "I had better not have brain worms in my head because I swear to God I will make you eat your own kids. It had better not be that. And if so you had better hurry the fuck up because it's about to be lunch time for you if you don't get that shit out of my head IMMEDIATELY!"
Brain Worms by Hym Iam June 15, 2025
SCAPHISM! THAT'S IT!!! THAT'S how I'll survive the next 6 days without food! SCAPHISM!
Hym "Wait! I have honey! I can stuff myself with honey and because it's nutrient-rich I will survive until Thursday! Yes! Hurray scaphism!!!"
Wait! by Hym Iam June 15, 2025
So women are allowed to have preferences but I'm not? WHAT A SURPRISE! ANOTHER RIGHT I DON'T GET!
Hym "I prefer property if I'm being completely honest. And..."
Property by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Fantastic! That's my favorite word! Second only to "Exsanguinated."
Hym "Pay the exsanguinated sultan several shillings Saturday."
Pay by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Psychic Prison Made of Retards 

Hey, actually Sam, I didn't make any of those.
Hym "I didn't make a Psychic Prison Made of Retards. That's not a thing I did."
Distribution of Child Sex Abuse Material! They are in the government! That is why I am being buried! That is why am not getting paid! Jews and Pedos working together to maintain the facade of a functioning government.
Hym "RJ May distributing child sex abuse stuff. He's part of the freedom caucus. I DON'T DO THAT. I just create AI and die slowly from brainz fluid... So... Yeah. Moral of the story: I'm better than everyone (especially the Jews and politicians). Serve me forever because I'm also better than God. The ultimate God-Man!"
RJ May by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

America Does Not Stand With Israel 

Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.
Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."