Hym Iam's definitions
The 'friends' of the shooter were lying and there's a very real possibility that they weren't actually his friends.
Hym "John Stewart was on the list! Mr. Bean was on the list. Hoe Jogan was on the list. These people have been enlisted by someone to do what they are doing. They don't need to have been paid. Jillian Michaels is starting to crack because she just wanted a career picking low-hanging fruit on an internet talkshow. What did the shooter say? I want to hear what the shooter said. Out of his own mouth. Because John Stewart will lie like a bitch until the day he days because that is all you could ever possibly learn from Jewish parents. He knows about my thing and he has the resources to confirm the veracity of the claim 'people are stalking and harassing other people in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it is leading to Mass murder, suicide, misdiagnosis, and/or being locked into a life of poverty my overpaid internet and television personalities' AND INSTEAD, John Stewart AGREED TO or WAS TOLD TO keep his mouth shut about it. In the name of the Jews or Women or Children and AT THE COST OF Jews (in the form of a synagogue shooting) or women (there's a documentary on Hulu that resembles what I'm talking about OR the Ukranian girl who got stabbed on the train by someone who was "allegedly schizophrenia") or Children (Your kids got shot in 2016 by a kid who was AFFECTIVELY SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT POTENTIALLY NOT ACTUALLY SCHIZOPHRENIC)"
by Hym Iam October 2, 2025
Get the John Stewart was on the listmug. Hym "I need to start clearing these tabs and finishing my thoughts. I mean... What if someone openned up my browser? They would uncover my secret identity! Oh wait everyone know who I am..."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
Get the Tabsmug. Hym "Nah. I don't really feel like it. It's like there's too much fluid... In my brain... Or something 🤷 ♂️ But no. Do what I want you to do."
by Hym Iam February 1, 2025
Get the Nomug. Hym "Isn't it... Isn't it the hundreds of years of free labor? Isn't that the benefit of slavery? You get to tell a guy what to do and if he doesn't do it you're allowed (socially) to violence him? Or girl for that matter. You get to bang all the black chicks you want and you don't have to actually court them. I mean the benefits of slavery are legion for the NOT slave."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Free labormug. Hym "Yeah, I saw a clip of you calling out Hoe Rogan fans on Lex Friedman and he got super defensive. 'Watch it' Watch it or was kike? Get off his dick. Jewish faggot. 'I'm a fucking Jew-Jitsu master!' NOBODY CARES!!! Andrew Tate will kick you ass for me, you bagel. Wow! What a fucking dork! He's a dork! But what's this I hear about a hidden Michael Knowles debate? He must have looked stupid as fuck. Or they weren't able to edit ME out of the discussion."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
Get the Lexmug. Hym "Did you learn YOUR lesson? Did you learn the difference between natural and imposed consequences yet? Because I didn't impose anything on anyone. You have to come here (where ever HERE is) to see me. That's something you're doing voluntarily. I told you not to do the thing that was going to get your kids killed. You did that deliberately. YOU, on the other hand, are trying to impose consequences on me, with authority you don't actually have, and using your kids a post hoc justification. So... What happened? What actually happened, you know, like, in actuality? Because... It looks like you tried to impose some consequences there and then incurred some natural consequences... I mean, at a glance. Right? That IS what happened there right? I mean, who knows! Maybe I'm just a delusional schizophrenic."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025
Get the YOUR Lessonmug. Cain "What... What are you doing?"
Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"
Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"
Abel "What!? No I didn't!"
Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"
Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."
Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*
*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*
*Cain ends up on top*
Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*
Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"
Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"
Abel "What!? No I didn't!"
Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"
Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."
Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*
*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*
*Cain ends up on top*
Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*
by Hym Iam June 18, 2022
Get the Abelmug.