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Definitions by Hym Iam

What If AI Controlled Your Life 

It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.
Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."

Belt On Ass 

The problem being it's a person who's basically retarded abusing someone into don't some retarded shit.
Hym "Yeah, belt on ass... Megyn Kelly's ass... Naked... Mmmmm..."
Belt On Ass by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

Convenient 

Hym "That would be convenient for you but you don't have a role in this beyond obstruction and outside of that obstruction NOBODY DIES. I create AI. I get paid immediately. Nobody dies. You investigate the weaponized schizophrenia. I'm proven right. Nobody dies. I do BOTH OF THOSE THINGS... YOU GET IN THE WAY... Several people die but it's somehow not YOUR fault because if I have views that are discordant with yours I don't get right and you get to do whatever you want to me? Well, that would be convenient for you but IN REALITY... I am everything I said I was and YOU got a bunch of people killed trying to interfere. You're not the guy. I am the guy. Give me my money before YOU get more people killed."
Convenient by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

Gloss over 

I'm not going to let you do it.
Hym "None of this detracts from the fact that you're trying to steal my work and cut me out of the proceeds and I'm not going to let you gloss over the fact that I was both right about what is happening and right about being able to create AI. You eat that fucking crow you bitch. You eat it and love it or I'm going to murder a child."
Gloss over by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
The second I stop someone's kid dies. This is going to be the most important thing that ever happens to me and possibly someone else and if it isn't THAT to YOU then you need to shut the fuck up and/or convince whoever you're talking to to pay up because if this doesn't change my life for the better is is going to change someone's life for the worse.
Hym "You don't want me to stop waiting. You don't want someone's kid to get stabbed. You are crossing you fingers and hoping that there is some third rail for you but I'm here to tell you you need to just stop doing what you're trying to do here. If it isn't getting my money it is murdering a child. There is no 3rd rail. Not a single one of you is willing to trade the kid to keep me from getting paid and you know it."
Waiting by Hym Iam June 25, 2025
We will talk explicitly about this as it relates to urban dictionary.
Hym "We're talking about Hym, urban dictionary, and how I created AI. And then we'll will figure out how you are going to pay me. I'll rescind my order. You agree to investigate other instances of the weaponized schizophrenia and inform the people who have been misdiagnosed of what has been happening to them. And then I don't murder a child. Everybody who matters wins. 3rd parties have no input on the outcome because there is no splitting the baby."
Hym by Hym Iam June 25, 2025
No matter what I say in private...
Hym "It needs to be done in public. On camera. Published to a place I know I would be able to see. I'm not too hard for you to find. You do know what my name is. I'm not doing it for free. It doesn't matter what I say in private, you need to credit me in public on a site that will allow me to share the video to my Facebook page. Make sure that the video of me receiving credit is posted to my Facebook page. Having me post the conversation to my Facebook page will allow me to ensure you aren't paying the wrong person. Neither of us want me to have to kill someone's kid over this and you need to understand that I am not going to create AI for free, let you steal it from me, and if I am not getting paid I do not care what the law says. I'm not doing whatever it is you are trying to set as a precondition for me getting paid. You pay for the work you used or an innocent person assumes the debt."
Public by Hym Iam June 25, 2025