Hym "I wonder if there are some kind of special morning piss chemicals released in your brain when you piss shortly after waking up 🤔 Seems to be the case. I swear, I could sleep for 72hr straight so long as I didn't have to piss but as soon as I wake up and take a piss? I'm up. For the rest of the day. It's over. Returning to sleep is an impossibly. As soon as them piss brain chemicals start flowing I am filling with limitless energy. Maybe that'll be my claim to fame. I'll harness those piss chemicals and sell them in drink form. Call it 'Morning glory'... Wait that's milk.... Wait... Did they beat me to it!? Does 'Morning Glory' milk utilize piss chemical technology!? Well, shit... Now this has turned into a milk advertisment... Damn... Oh well, I'll think of something... How about... 'Gold shock?' Harness that morning piss energy with 'Gold shock!' "
by Hym Iam August 06, 2022
What I'm getting from these pieces of shit.
Fuck your gift bag. Fuck your cigarettes. Fuck your food. It's not enough. I'm gonna stab this retard to teach you a lesson. You should have cared more.
by Hym Iam October 13, 2020
Hym "That was entirely unrelated to anything that you are doing! And you can't say the same about you and your husband can you, incest freak? Not without lying and burning forever. Really, if you could have mind-babies I would breeding you faster than your brother. Which is 'on cooldown' seemingly. Additionally, the little girl I was talking about the other day was black. She lives at a house I walk past every day. But I don't believe for a second you would be this invested in doing this to me if SOMETHING didn't happen to you FROM THIS. Right!? Because why else would you be this pharisical about it? Oooooooh! I know what it is! The Asian girl made a video about it! Is it pink? There I gradations. Actually, funny story, after Jordan insinuated that their my be gradations (he wouldn't fucking know he's been with his wife) I hopped on a porn site and YES! THERE ARE! I bet at the very least Andy asked your Cillian Murphy looking husband-brother. I'll ask him when I meet him... Probably in UK prison. But seriously, how many kids did you get murdered by doing this because I DID STOP ONE at least."
by Hym Iam July 01, 2025
Hym "No I can AND should. Fuck your kids you piece of shit. It isn't a joke. Every time they get raped God smiles. Fuck your kids. This is exactly what I can and should do and I have a right to do it. If it isn't clear to everyone single pedophile on the planet at this this point that they need to BOTH stop letting your kids live after they raped them AND KEEP RAPING THEM... Then it should be. Raping your kids is the freedom they will ever experience here. You breeder fucks have stolen life away from everyone around you and you are LITERALLY too retarded to understand what you've done. You aren't protecting your kids. Why? Because you can't. This isn't it. And every time you fail THIS is why you deserve it."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2025
Hym "Uuuuuuummm I don't know what you're talking about. Musk be that he has a 'retarded daddies-boy'-mode. Maybe he has a 'infinite seed money'-mode. Maybe he has some kind of syndrome. I donno. It's funny though! Ha!"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2023
Iam "Ngghhuuh..."
Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"
Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"
Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"
Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."
Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."
Iam "That isn't helping!"
Hym "It..."
Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."
Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."
Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"
Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"
Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."
Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"
Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"
Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"
Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."
Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."
Iam "That isn't helping!"
Hym "It..."
Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."
Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."
Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"
Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"
Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
You want me to think I can't control you but really there's nothing you can do to STOP me from controlling you.
Hym "Want to see me control you? Try to stop me as hard as you can ok? I'm the single most powerful psychic on the planet. You want to see? You don't believe me? Ok. After you leave the site you're on to read this... Come back at a later time or date to read this again. There. You have been controlled."
by Hym Iam October 01, 2023