Hym Iam's definitions
Which has nothing to do with anything.
Hym "And this has nothing to do with whether or not I'm working hard enough. You want you to have a role in whether or not I suceed. You (proverbially) want me to have your permission to fuck your daughter. I didn't do the incest ritual properly so you are trying to prevent me from succeeding with lies of omission. That is all. That's all that's happening here. You're not an authority."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2024
Get the Working Hardmug. Right but if he ASKED and you had the means to give to him.... Wouldn't you just give it to him? I mean, it's the difference between murder and manslaughter. And you can say "Well, manslaughter is still a crime." But... Sometimes you're guilt is peripheral and if it's too peripheral then you don't even try to stop it.
Hym "Well, if you have a sandwich. And a guy is starving on the street and you can see the future and he begs you for food... Do you give it to him?"
Retard "I mean I'd decide..."
Hym "Soooo... You know he's going to starve... But there is a possibility you'll say no.... So.... What would it take for you to say 'No?' "
Retard "Uuuuuummmmm.... I don't know. I would have to just not feel like giving it to him."
Hym "So... The guy doesn't need to live unless you feel like letting him?"
Retard "Uuuuh.... Well... I mean, I'm the good one so I would let him live but I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to..."
Hym "So.... What would it take for you to NOT help them? What would it take for you to not give them the sandwich? What would he have to do?"
Retard "I don't know. I would have to not want to. It would be at my discretion."
Hym "Well... Does he have to trade his life for yours?"
Retard "What?"
Hym "I mean... You have the sandwich... He's going to die if he doesn't get it... Should he have to willing give up his life so you get to keep your sandwich if taking your sandwich doesn't effect your ability to get subsequent sandwich?"
Retard "It's MY sandwich!"
Hym "Right but... If you're not going to give up a sandwich for his life then... Why should he give up his life for your sandwich? And it's not even the sandwich it's the sandwich in abstraction and in aggregate..."
Retard "You're evil!"
Hym "..... And?"
Retard "I mean I'd decide..."
Hym "Soooo... You know he's going to starve... But there is a possibility you'll say no.... So.... What would it take for you to say 'No?' "
Retard "Uuuuuummmmm.... I don't know. I would have to just not feel like giving it to him."
Hym "So... The guy doesn't need to live unless you feel like letting him?"
Retard "Uuuuh.... Well... I mean, I'm the good one so I would let him live but I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to..."
Hym "So.... What would it take for you to NOT help them? What would it take for you to not give them the sandwich? What would he have to do?"
Retard "I don't know. I would have to not want to. It would be at my discretion."
Hym "Well... Does he have to trade his life for yours?"
Retard "What?"
Hym "I mean... You have the sandwich... He's going to die if he doesn't get it... Should he have to willing give up his life so you get to keep your sandwich if taking your sandwich doesn't effect your ability to get subsequent sandwich?"
Retard "It's MY sandwich!"
Hym "Right but... If you're not going to give up a sandwich for his life then... Why should he give up his life for your sandwich? And it's not even the sandwich it's the sandwich in abstraction and in aggregate..."
Retard "You're evil!"
Hym "..... And?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Get the Evilmug. Do you want 150 million retards to be the direct cause of you and your baby starving to death? Well, boy, do I have the political strategy for you!
Hym "Thanks Democracy! This clearly works! They clearly voted correctly! Everything is great right now! Hey, somebody want to appoint me to one of these Kafkaesque bureaucracies so I can continue to be a lazy, do nothing, piece of shit; except with a million dollars instead of nothing? No? Ok. We'll just starve then."
Iam *sigh* "......."
Hym "What? No rebuke? Ok I'll keep going. How does saying the exact opposite of reality end up working on people, over and over again? 'What? Inflation isn't happening! What are you talking about' 'This is clearly the other teams fault!' 'That ruler is clearly broken. We both know my dick is 9 inches!' Good job team! We clearly need the people who voted for this to continue to have a say in our society."
Iam "...They should have a say in what the country they live in is going to be like. They're being lied to, blatantly, by corrupt people. Oh! I just had an idea! Finish up so I can go!"
Hym "Oh, no, be my guest. I'm just about finished anyway. I'll just be here waiting patiently for the country to collapse and raiders to start making outposts on the street corners."
Iam *sigh* "......."
Hym "What? No rebuke? Ok I'll keep going. How does saying the exact opposite of reality end up working on people, over and over again? 'What? Inflation isn't happening! What are you talking about' 'This is clearly the other teams fault!' 'That ruler is clearly broken. We both know my dick is 9 inches!' Good job team! We clearly need the people who voted for this to continue to have a say in our society."
Iam "...They should have a say in what the country they live in is going to be like. They're being lied to, blatantly, by corrupt people. Oh! I just had an idea! Finish up so I can go!"
Hym "Oh, no, be my guest. I'm just about finished anyway. I'll just be here waiting patiently for the country to collapse and raiders to start making outposts on the street corners."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
Get the Democracymug. Heart attack? Was that me?
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
Get the Me?mug. Let's go! "Eminence in Shadow" is another one. He's got the slime! He's got the asmr-girl harem! And he's a bit of a sociopath... But that's ok!
Hym "I AM ATOMIC!"
Iam "Can you stop? You've been running around screaming that for-"
Hym "I AM ATOMIC!" 🤜😖
Iam "Ow..."
Hym "I AM ATOMIC!!!"
Iam "Can you stop? You've been running around screaming that for-"
Hym "I AM ATOMIC!" 🤜😖
Iam "Ow..."
Hym "I AM ATOMIC!!!"
by Hym Iam October 28, 2023
Get the I AM ATOMIC!mug. Hym "No, you're using the word 'offense' to try to frame my reaction as hypocrisy and you're doing it to justify your own behavior. 'I'm doing this because you have a stance on "offense" that I disagree with, therefore, I'm allowed to "offend" you as much as I want. Because if you get offended the you're a hypocrite and my position is validated.' That's what you're really doing and your doing it because you're not smart enough to actually win the argument. Or even actually agrue you point. You're brains are dumb and mine are smart... And extra fuildy... But yeah... The only correlation between intelligence and gas station work is an inverse one."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Offensemug. And it doesn't matter what you know. Give up the screen shots that prove I created AI or you've signed a little girl's death warrant. You are not an authority and I do not have to abide you trying to use authority you don't have to meet out extra judicial "justice" you piece of shit.
Hym "You aren't consequence. You aren't shit. And you don't matter. And you getting involved here all but guarantees one of two things and neither of them are good for you. So, slow your fucking role. You AREN'T going to do shit. And I can say whatever the fuck I want you cocksuckers who the fuck do these freaks think they are?"
by Hym Iam September 3, 2025
Get the You aren't shitmug.