A sick thing to take pleasure in

Yeah, ok, so you are watching. Great. That isn't what I said. That isn't how I felt about it fuck-face.

Hym "I mean according to swole neurologist it's not a sick thing to take pleasure in about a wildly traumatic childhood even with a stress response 10 times higher than that of someone who was actually involved you shit. Did you talk to you Q-Anon friends and family? Did you apologize for being a smug neurotic shit? No?"

by Hym Iam December 07, 2023

Permission

Should I be asking for that!? WOW! Here I am, having a schizophrenia diagnosis manufactured by the people around me and alluding to the fact that child and/or retard murder might be an appropriate response... And I didn't even THINK to ask a panhandler to take a picture of his sign! Wow! That is embarrassing! My bad guys! You must think I'm the rudest person on the planet! Gosh, that's... That's my bad...

Hym "Permission? Like, the fruit?"

Iam "That's a PERSIMMON."

Hym "Oh... You mean when you feel bad about something?"

Iam "No, that's CONTRITION."

Hym "Oooooh... So like, your attitude about something?"

Iam "No, that's your DISPOSITION."

Hym "Oook. Ok. I get it now... You're making up words!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "You're making shit up to try and make me look stupid!"

Iam "What!? No! It's like-"

Hym "Fuck you buddy!"

Iam *sigh* "Nevermind..."

by Hym Iam May 07, 2024

Permission

Oh, you're waiting for my permission to shit now? I didn't realize I was and authority now.

Hym "You mf aren't waiting for my permission to do anything so why even ask?"

by Hym Iam June 26, 2023

Permission

Yup. Full permission honey-bunny. You can do whatever you want.

Hym "Yup. Full permissions. Why? What are you going to do to me?"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Girls

God knows I am way too hard on them. I'm sure they are trying their best.

Iam "You know, I hate that it's like this... I know I've been on a tangent about girls lately but you are the one who brought it up. The woman you brought on made a poignant observation about the differences in moral reasoning. I found that to be an interesting thought. I can't remember the name of the person she was quoting but I liked her. I've been dissolutioned (to a large extent) by recent events and the current social climate. It really isn't their fault. They woke up here just the same as I did. This really bothers me.... But I've run out of thoughts to think for now. So, I guess I'll just leave it at that and think on it some more...."

by Hym Iam April 24, 2022

Brains

Speaking of brains...

Hym "Speaking of 'brains'... Mine isn't feeling very good right now Mr. Audience. So, in case I don't get the chance later, I'm going to do the last one now and then even if it's not the last one then you will know that chronologically that this one is supposed to be the last one. Alright? Fantastic! Ok. Here we go. The last one ever but not actually, just, you know, chronology. Ok."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2023

Brain

Yup. Mines the best one.

Hym "Yeah, see? Like a brain. Easy. Easy stuff."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2023