Hym Iam's definitions

That

Oh? You're still doing that?

Hym "You're STILL doing that!? I haven't even been watching! You're talking to yourself! You crazy freak! Quit talking to yourself! You're a looney toon!"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2022

Incels

No they fucking don't bitch. Incels do not make their sexuality their identity in a way that the fucking breeders do not and if the women are fucking the fat-cocks exclusively up to a retard in-fucking-stead of me then I ABSOLUTELY have a God-damned right to be disgruntled about.

Hym "No. Nonono. Every song, every movie, every television show is about you cocksuckers fucking eachother. And you act like your whole identity doesn't revolve around BEING AN ATHEIST. You motherfuckers don't have profound, multidimensional public-personalities. I HAVE THAT. So much so that literally hundreds of characters about me at this point."

Breeder "But my wife only fucks the best men! See!? I'm the best man! And my kids! They are suuuuuuper important to eVeRyBoDy! Right guys? Right or I get to kill you? Guys?"

Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I didn't even know what an incels was until 7 years ago. So, no. Get the fuck right out of here with that. You know how many times I've had to sitband listen to 'By boyfriend blahblahblah... My wife blahblahblah... My kids blahblahblah!" 👈 THAT is YOUR sexual identity and it IS at the forefront of your identity. All of ya! IN ADDITION TO 'Incels this! Incels that! They need to be more like me even though I'm a retarded piece of shit!' It just never ends with fucks. But MY identity revolves around my sexuality. Or lack thereof. Sure. Sure bud."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Friend Request

Hey! One of the Andrew Tate accounts sent me a friend request!

Hym "Friend request from Andy? Probably a scammer! But also my constitute me lifting a finger. It's soon. I'll either be getting the credit or murdering a child soon. So, after."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

And if it does

It'll take us all with it.

Hym "And if it does... You know, that. And me too."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

Popularity

Here Jordan Peterson is doing what he always does and conflating popularity with mental health.

Hym "It 'rings true' but it isn't actually true. What he's describing there is popularity Joe. His literally convincing the popular kid that his popularity is ordained by God. That mental health IS that popularity. 'If you were mentally health you would be getting whatever you want out of life!' He's completely full of shit."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

The AI is the profit

What? It's the prophet? AI isn't Jesus! What are you crazy!? This guy thinks AI IS JESUS!

Hym "The AI IS the profit! You DIDN'T have AI... And now you DO. You all gained a working AI. I lost between 3-10 years that I suffered though without any healthcare and pressure in my brain. While you are treating and testing my ailment you can make a public statement about what is causing my symptoms. It's time to collect. I'm not haggling, Jew. I'm not re-negotiating. The price is the price. Your kids haven't died because of the non-payment yet. It's time to pay. Save you kids. You will take your own advice. Listen to YOUR OWN GOD. Accept that he (supposedly) made me capable of doing things that you yourself were unable to do. You accept your inferiority to me... Because God didn't SAY I can't do what I'm doing... And he DID SAY you can't do what YOU'RE doing... Because the things I lie about have nothing to do with the things you lie about... Unless you lie about the truth..."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

Continue

Or continue I guess.

Hym "Or continue killing them. They are worthless and will pay for what they ate doing to me."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025