1069 definitions by Hym Iam
Didn't Nietzsche say something along the lines of "Morality is a tool used by lesser men to keep the superior man down"?
Hym "No. I'm not trying to make your life worse. I'm trying to make mine better. And your selective morality is the tool that is (explicitly) being used to mitigate my ability to move up in the world. And if you'll do it to me you'll do it to anyone else who crosses you."
Fat Jew "We have a list of all the worst things you've ever said and maybe we'll use it and maybe we'll use it and maybe we won't."
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Ahahahahahaha! That's like threatening Clayface with a handful of dirt! Pffftahahahah! Catch me outside. How bout dat? Ohp, I said the thing. I deserve to be famous now and now no one is justified in trying to stop my ascension. See that?"
Fat Jew "We have a list of all the worst things you've ever said and maybe we'll use it and maybe we'll use it and maybe we won't."
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Ahahahahahaha! That's like threatening Clayface with a handful of dirt! Pffftahahahah! Catch me outside. How bout dat? Ohp, I said the thing. I deserve to be famous now and now no one is justified in trying to stop my ascension. See that?"
by Hym Iam August 23, 2022
Already said this but you can get to it by way of empathy. I (generally) don't want me to be murdered. I can safely assume that others are similar enough to me and also don't want to be murdered. Therefore, murder is wrong.
Hym "But my purported morality has no relationship to what I'm actually going to do because morality is the luxury of people whose quality of life is better than death. Mine isn't that and it decreases daily.
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
Hym "Well, that sounds familiar. Who came up with that? Oh, I donno. Probably some kind of genius. Sounds brilliant to me. Like an amalgam of history's greatest minds."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2023
Iam "Hey, wouldn't feminism be considered 'Gynpathocentric?' "
Hym *with a mouth full of lo mein* "Hmm?" *Slurp* "No."
Iam "What? Why not?"
Hym "Cus it would be redundant."
Iam 🤨
Hym "Because emotions are for pussies. It'd be like calling it 'Gynegynecentric.' "
Iam "Heh. Sounds like a Devil fruit."
Hym "HA! It does! What kind of power would you get for eating it?"
Iam "I donno. The ability to self lubricate... But only until you're on your 40's"
Hym "Hahahahaha! The ability to dump out evil little minions that vaguely resemble a man of your choosing and can emulate the man's power."
Iam "Oh shit. That's actually a legitimate power!"
Hym "You're surprised? We're literally a screenwriting genius."
Iam "Heh, well, I wouldn't go that far..."
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
Hym *with a mouth full of lo mein* "Hmm?" *Slurp* "No."
Iam "What? Why not?"
Hym "Cus it would be redundant."
Iam 🤨
Hym "Because emotions are for pussies. It'd be like calling it 'Gynegynecentric.' "
Iam "Heh. Sounds like a Devil fruit."
Hym "HA! It does! What kind of power would you get for eating it?"
Iam "I donno. The ability to self lubricate... But only until you're on your 40's"
Hym "Hahahahaha! The ability to dump out evil little minions that vaguely resemble a man of your choosing and can emulate the man's power."
Iam "Oh shit. That's actually a legitimate power!"
Hym "You're surprised? We're literally a screenwriting genius."
Iam "Heh, well, I wouldn't go that far..."
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 14, 2022
WOOOOOOAAAAAH! BIG UPSET! I KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM! I KNEW! Damn! I'm torn. You know how I feel about Izzy.
*Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Strickland*
Hym "Philly shell... Range finder... Sniper... Is that MY Taijitsu!? Woah! I had a feeling that's how that was going to go. But that's not how I thought it would happen. Damn. Mad scramble for the belt going on right now."
Hym "Philly shell... Range finder... Sniper... Is that MY Taijitsu!? Woah! I had a feeling that's how that was going to go. But that's not how I thought it would happen. Damn. Mad scramble for the belt going on right now."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? They’re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!
Hym “Ha! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!”
Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”
Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”
Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”
Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”
Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”
Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”
Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”
Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022