Hym Iam's definitions

Cogitatiology

There literally isn't a field of study for the think I'm doing here so... I made one. It's the study of thought! Of which I am the leading expert! Greatest mind who has ever lived!

Hym "I should put that on my resume. I have a PhD (kind of) in Cogitatiology, Psychology, and... Others... I'm the world's leading expert. Better than everyone! Buy my book! Only... $23.67 on Amazon. And if you like that! Buy my Genius Seed! Grow your own derivative genius! On sale now for... $599.69+ shipping... And don't touch my celebrities! They're MINE! You cannot have them back!"

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

It doesn't make sense to me

"I mean, I'm reading it how you're reading it and I'm like 'It doesn't make any sense!' "

Hym "That isn't how I'm reading it though so no... That's not what you're doing. This is what I was talking about earlier. The assertion that our disagreement comes from MY failure to comprehend information. It's not that it doesn't make sense to me it's that Leviticus IS a slavery and animal sacrifice instruction manual. It outlines exactly how it wants you to treat slaves and it tells you exactly how many animals you have to kill to forgive sin. I'm not failing to understand anything. I think I made a fallacy out of that? Did we ever find out if that was already a thing or not? Argumentum ad Comprehendum? Is there already one that is like that? New fallacy! Humanity's greatest schilar of reason!"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Attention

Is everyone paying attention?

Hym "You seeing this guy? You paying attention? He refuses to accept and answer that isn't "You're trying to game the system. At ratchet yourself up to a status you do deserve." Wrong. If I'm the prerequisite text for the the Joker (I had someone shout TJ out the window at me the other day), Goblin slayer, Platinum End, Jujutsu Kaisen (both of which you're included in your peripheral association to me and one of which you're portrayed as the obsessed narcissist you actually are) then THAT is the status I deserve. Because I am that and in being that I meet the criteria for creative achievement IN YOUR OWN WORDS. And I don't mean narcissistic in the modern sense (because now it's used as more of a buzz term for "people who don't behave in congruence with my worldview"). I mean it's an actual observable behavior. So observable that even someone half way across the globe can see it."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

Tracking my IP address

Yeah, my IP address doesn't show where I am actually. It says I'm in Chicago. I'm not in Chicago. Anyone telling you that they are trying find me by way of my IP address is LYING to you. Someone is bouncing the IP address around on my phone. It's likely whoever is organizing the stalking and harassment (now but not initially) and it's likely REE-lon and his mental-Ree Lon-tarded friends. But I will literally tell you where I am and whenever you want. Sam Sedar and Friends or anyone watching the live stream already know. You may be asking yourself "Well then why aren't they doing anything about the child murder?" And it's because they don't actually care about the child murder. They just want me to not get credit and money and child murder prevent be from getting that. They are trying to create, like, a faux catch 22 that is ultimately just going to leave one or more of you without a child and a few of you without a career.

Hym "SO! Tracking my IP address will only work if it stops showing that I'm in Chicago when I am not. If someone is telling you that they are doing that to try and find me, they are lying and likely are the one who are the cause of the fact that my IP address doesn't show my real location. I find the possibility that someone tried to track my IP address to kill my hilarious. I heard a story about a family that got home invasioned and tortured to death for 'Things that were said on the internet' and there is a non-zero percent change the some of you got murdered as a result of people trying to kill me and that is exactly why allowing people to take the law into their own hands was a bad idea. Because these people are dumb. They will and likely have killed the wrong people and if you would just stop doing this, the risk of this happening would decrease. But you or your kid dying is not going to make me regret doing this. It's not going to make THEM regret doing this. It's just going to make YOU regret allowing this to persist if you end up being the one who pays the price. And then they are going to try to convince you to blame me because if they can get you to blame me they are somehow magically absolved of their guilt and complicity. So don't let them do it guys. Sunk cost fallacy is a fallacy. They WILL IN FACT throw you kid's life in the trash."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2025

3

The number of sins you should tolerate before confronting someone

Hym "I wasn't going to say anything at first because it was like 'Oh shit, I'm the dragon he's imitating!' and then it was like 'oh cool he's having all the guys I name after the plagiarism thing!' and then it was like 'oh no he's doing it to spite me and redistribute credit for things I've said.' That's 3 sins . So, my question is what would happen to you if I did something? How inextricably linked are we now?"

by Hym Iam August 24, 2022

40%

Is that a lot? I have no frame of reference.

Hym "That other idiot made it sound like 40% was a ridiculously good offer."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2023

A Tiny Ethnic Minority

"OoOoOoOoOo! Gehfoigal! We're just a wittle goim! And we're surrounded by EVIL!" Israe shill

Hym "A tiny ethnic minority!? You're surrounded by hostile forces!? You WANTED TO BE THERE! You wanted to be there so bad you murdered and displaced all of the people that were living there! And now you're doing a genocide to stay there! You don't get to pull the 'We're a defenswess wittle goim' You ARE where you want to be... At the cost of everyone around you... And somehow you're still the underdog in your own delusional mind. I mean, he sounds like a football player in between halves! 'Yeah, no, we're used to a scrap but we're really gonna take it to em in the second half!'

by Hym Iam May 14, 2024