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Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
Get the Tragedy Averted mug.The lack thereof externally is entirely eternally imposed. Can your children have actively been murdered by your need to teach me a lesson. You are living garbage.
Hym "So I can speak with as much certainty as I want. And I am absolutely certain Steven is a retarded bitch. And I'm like 45% his wife the he was Hym. Actually, I could even go as far as to say that ALL Stevens or Stephens are retarded bitches. 89% certainty."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
Get the Certainty mug.Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"
Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"
Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."
Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"
Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."
Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
Get the How did he get the gun? mug.No you assholes are just as bad as that rich fucking retard you hate. I've seen you shit-heads trample eachother to death over black friday sales. You're boycotting carbonated poison over a guy wearing a dress. You can barely figure out which version of cancer stick you want to die from. I drive drunk (after drinking a 24 pack of Bud Platinum) better than 75% of you assholes drive sober. I literally have better drunk coordination than the greatest MMA fighter of all time. And don't even get me started on the witch burning. Oh! And the imposed schizophrenia! The people following me around. Making sex noises and pretending to be me. It's hard to even make the case that you should have a say in your own lives. Even the WORST THINGS I'VE EVER DONE are STILL entirely theoretical at this point and even the NON-THEORETICAL THINGS have been as subtle and harmless as a warm breeze.
Hym "How about instead of the public having any kind of say in anything I do or think, we start some kind of buyout system where I can opt out of society and get the fuck away from you all as quickly and throughly as possible? You hate all of the things that I am anyway. To trust the public with any decision making power I would have to actually pretend that you wouldn't suffocate me under your heel for a 50% off Ps5. You don't even want me here. So, yeah, buyout system. You all just go fuck yourselves. I just do whatever. Everything's kosher."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
Get the The public mug.Hym "No. None of that shit Jordan. The school shooters are right. They aren't possessed by suffering demons or whatever. You're all shit. You make life worse than it needs to be, deliberately or selfishly, and then people shoot your kids (collectively). That's what's happening there."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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Giordano Bruno "They got you too huh?"
Plato "Yup..."
Giordano Bruno "So we both got burned alive for telling the truth..."
Plato "........."
Giordano Bruno "Right?"
Plato ".... They made me drink see poison while I gave a lecture..."
Giordano Bruno "Aw, well that's some bullshit!"
Plato "Sorry...."
Plato "Yup..."
Giordano Bruno "So we both got burned alive for telling the truth..."
Plato "........."
Giordano Bruno "Right?"
Plato ".... They made me drink see poison while I gave a lecture..."
Giordano Bruno "Aw, well that's some bullshit!"
Plato "Sorry...."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2022
Get the Truth mug.I'm about me. And that's my sin. Being about ME instead of being about US.
Hym "I just don't get it. I don't see what the problem is here. I want 2 things and 2 things only. You act like I'm demanding that all of the world's most attractive women be lined up at my doorstep that I may breed them out.
Hym "I just don't get it. I don't see what the problem is here. I want 2 things and 2 things only. You act like I'm demanding that all of the world's most attractive women be lined up at my doorstep that I may breed them out.
You act like I am calling for the blood of all your first-born sons. If you had hurried the fuck up (in the first place) it would have been only 1 thing. I know that my perception of reality is correct. From the second I noticed it, I was right. You are all doing the thing I believed you were doing. And it's funny because it's your incompetence (en masse) is what gave you away. You just couldn't stop talking about fight club. I knew that on a long enough timeline one of you would slip. The irony is that it was the brilliant PhD. Why are you so willing to sacrifice everything over this? Or anything for that matter... What do you lose by coming to me and saying 'You're right Hym. We are using this site to keep tabs on you and everything you say. We did it for this reason. This is who profits. Yes, we saw him copy and paste his way to a billion dollars and we saw him admit to it in an interview. Here's your money. Have a nice life. You deserve it more than I do because I'm a piece of shit.' You don't have to say that last part. But, seriously, what's the answer? You love the little call and response we got going on so riddle me that. You already know what I think your answer is going to be. You would rather have me eat a bucket of freshly scooped baby brains than let me be the sole beneficiary of my own existence. Because, in your mind, anyone who doesn't serve should be harvested."
by Hym Iam June 1, 2022
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