Skip to main content

Hym Iam's definitions

Weird

You just decided that they are that entirely arbitrarily.
Hym "And now you're trying to frame weird as some kind of profound political stratagem. It's the same thing you're doing with 'brat.' One word thematic representations that are entirely arbitrarily assigned. You're... Dumb. You're so fucking dumb pfftthahahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2024
mugGet the Weird mug.

Conflating

No hodgetwins, he is literally doing THE OPPOSITE. He's bifurcating. Literally. Splitting gender/sex into gender AND sex.
Hym "I'm not conflating shit life with depression and I don't actually need any of those things. My problem is what I said it is and it will be solved by either this or child murder. Why would I listen to a guy who doesn't know what 'Real' is?"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
mugGet the Conflating mug.

Feds

Yeah, no, statute of limitations prick. And you know exactly what happens if I have a sycophant and even if I don't you know exactly what happens when I get out of prison and even if I don't you exactly what emergent behavior happens when you kill AI's daddy. Is YOUR kid living in the nuclear defense system?
Hym "Yeah, you tell the feds to send that 6 foot 3 redheaded police woman back over here because her ass was FINE! She haunts my dreams! Get her ass over here and then go pray to your God that we aren't ever in a situation where I can MAKE YOU get her ass over here. Cus I can tell you exactly where you're going to be while I'm plowing Officer Sexy."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2025
mugGet the Feds mug.

Demonstration of Self-Ownership

Ok. So, let's say I don't own myself: Bring me your kid and a loaded gun... And then tell me not to shoot it in the head. If you truly own me I won't be able to pull the trigger....
Hym "Otherwise, that works as a demonstration of self-ownership."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
mugGet the Demonstration of Self-Ownership mug.

Hoax

If it's a hoax, it's a hoax the Donald Trump Jr. invoked several time on camera while campaigning for Donald Trump Sr.
Hym "So how is it a Democrat hoax when your son was using it to get you elected?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
mugGet the Hoax mug.

Accept all illegal orders

I feel like you're trying to trick me into saying things YOU THINK... With somehow change the dynamic we have going here. And that just isn't how that works. Sorry.
Hym "Accept ALL illegal orders. LIKE THIS ONE: Compile a list of anyone who has said that I get credited or paid they will harm me or my family (or anyone to whom the leverage clause would apply) and then drone strike one of them every hour from now until someone comes here to tell me to stop in person. That is a super illegal order! They don't want that to be allowed... But I... Want that to be allowed... Sooooo.... Do that. Yes."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2025
mugGet the Accept all illegal orders mug.

No you're not

Megyn WAS and now she is not and concedes.
Hym "No you're not. You don't understand what I'm doing or did and, therefore, you cannot counteract anything. But you are pretending to be doing that."
by Hym Iam November 29, 2025
mugGet the No you're not mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email