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Lysenkoism

Not the socialism Joe. All of the socialist countries that ended up starving adopted a form of this.
Hym "It was the LYSENKOISM Joe. The LYSENKOISM that resulted in the famine. Mao's China. The Soviet Union. Venezuela. They're planting the food wrong. If I were to use it in a sentence I you say 'Jordan Peterson's entire ethos is a form of Social-LYSENKOISM.' It's not the socialism."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
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I almost killed him

OOOH! OH! DID YOU NOW JOE ROGAN!? LOOK AT THAT! SEE!?
Hoe Rogaine "I almost killed him for saying a singer was shit! I can't even interact with Hym because I just wouldn't be able to control myself!"

Hym "Uh-Oh! I guess that means Matt Dillahunty has to be the boss of you forever! You can't maintain that you will kill certain people because you can't control yourself but that I need to be controlled and don't get rights. I guess no more guns for Joe Rogan huh? Did I kill Noah? Nope. Should have. And this just proves that you are doing this under false pretenses. So... They tried CEO... And They tried politicians.... Who will be next? Pundits? PLEEEEASE let it be pundits! Heheheh..."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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Ceasefire

Yeah dawg. Hey, I've been trying to teach the Jews 'ceasefire' for a while now. It's like trying to teach women 'wrong.' They just don't get it.
Hym "It helps if you say 'ceasefire' in Yiddish. Fayer-opshtel, Jew! You gotta say it forcefully too cus they're like dogs, right? Fayer-opshtel, Jew! Like you're telling it to sit."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
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Banned

Oh! Right! Nietzsche got banned too!
Hym "And there's Jordan's grievance. He thought he was Nietzsche's peer but really I... AM that. Evidenced by the fact that I'm getting banned and he's only pretending AND by the fact that my critique of his incest cult is the same as Nietzsche's!"
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
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Take credit

You DID take credit for it you fucking cripple. When he made the video in response to the conservatives using him as a talking point and he said that he though it was kind of funny because he was talking about THEM... YOUR RESPONSE was that he was ungrateful and that "We are the one's who made him famous and a millionaire." You did EXACTLY THAT.
Hym "Really... How bad are your memories? That was like a month ago. You take credit for Oliver Anthony's fame after he's critical with conservatives and now you know even kmow whether or not that's how things work? And MY response was 'No. You're full of shit and the song was viral before you saud anything about it. When you did mention the song you called it a viral song. You're full of shit and a liar. God doesn't love you and it probably hates your kids.' Or something along those lines."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2023
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Philosophy

Some guy who needs to stop thinking thoughts I don't want him to think "In practice people who study philosophy too long become very odd birds, not to say thoroughly vicious; while even those who are the best of them are reduced by ... philosophy to complete uselessness as members of society."

Hym "You... You go fuck yourself guy..... Don't call me useless... Prick.."

Iam "Don't say that."

Hym "You shut up."

Iam "Sorry..."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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Confused

Well now I AM confused...
Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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