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Small dicks

Having this makes you genetically inferior
Some chick "I was molested when I was 13..."

Iam "I'm sorry that happened to...."

The same dumb whore "And what men need to realize is that most men have small dicks and that shit is not good!"

Hym "OHO! Immediately feel less bad for you! In one fell swoop you reduced my sympathy for you from like and 8 to like a .5"

Iam "I'm... He doesn't mean that..."

Hym "Shit, I haven't raped anyone and, therefore, bare none of the guilt for that action. Literally 0 people. But my sympathy is already almost non-existent and you had it and then lost it."

Iam "Why... Why would you say that?"

Hym "Why would SHE say that!? My dick is bigger than hers isn't it? That's the metric she's using for good vs bad. I'll use the same metric. Her dick is too small for a crime that I didn't commit to matter to me..."

Iam "Come one..."

Hym "How does that sound? Does it sound good?"
by Hym Iam April 17, 2022
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Saying "Men > Women" = Demonization

Hym "Here's how this works on YouTube: Saying "Men > Women" = Demonization. Saying "Women > Men" = 0 Consequences
When I say gender based discrimination happens almost exclusively to men, it's not an opinion. And it applies to more than just molesting retards and murdering your boyfriend. Look at what happened to justpearlythings! Says "Men are smarter than women" DEMONITIZED! You're not allowed to make money saything anything negative about women. If your opinion of women is negative... You are a second class citizen. If your opinion of men is negative... You're either a women or one of the men they're fucking instead of you. And it isn't even to protect women. It fat-cock self-preservation. It doesn't matter if women have a negative perception of men. They are going to fuck the fat-cocks either way. And the fat-cocks AGREE. About the other men. They don't think it applies to them and the women are going to fuck them either way."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
mugGet the Saying "Men > Women" = Demonizationmug.

Investigation

It isn't a investigation.
Hym "You wouldn't be sharing the information you gathered in an investigation with random people throughout the state or the coworkers of the person you're investigating or the internet friends of the people you're investigating. You are clearly trying to reframe a crime that is happening to me as a necessary part of law enforcement except it hasn't stopped me from committing a crime or buying a weapon or from getting within arms reach of one of the kids I'm inevitably going to stab. What this is intended to do is already happening. It is stealing my success away from me and forcing me to be a wage slave like the rest of these assholes. Provoking violence in the hopes that you assholes can use the graves of the martyrs I create as a soapbox to push the policies for which you advocate. And if this is the kind of shit you are doing you and your kids need to be more than 'threatened.' More than just threats need to happen to you. You are so far gone that ANYONE WHO HAS EVEN SEEN YOU needs to be purged from existence. It's unconstitutional. It's a violation of my rights. It's a crime."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2024
mugGet the Investigationmug.

Art

Serves something higher than politics... But RELIGION (on the otherhand)... Does NOT do that.... RELIGION... Is to be used by charlatans... For their own aggrandizement... So they can take over control of the institutions.... That's what RELIGION is for...
Hym "Yes! Art serves something higher... But RELIGION... RELIGION... Should infest politics..."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2024
mugGet the Artmug.

Pride

My pride has is not the reason you are doing this but, rather, the religious zealot/charlatan's need to manufacture the will of THEIR SUBJECTIVE IDEATION OF GOD I the world as a manipulation of their own solipsistic delusion.
Hym "My pride has lead to nothing but success for me."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
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Can't do anything about it

Hym "I can't do anything about it? I ALREADY HAVE! I've shaped the course of human history! And if you try to stop me from carving my name into the discourse I will just find something else to carve it into! I will rewrite the overarching narrative under which you await your impending death WITH MY BARE HANDS and you will sing my praises.. In your prayers... For eternity!"
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
mugGet the Can't do anything about itmug.

Harm

Hym "Ok, I keep forgetting thing but part 3 of the bodily harm clause is: Must make a concerted effort to keep me alive. So, yes, if I have terminal cancer and you waste a bunch of my time and/or fail to treat the cancer it will murder you all. The 'accidental or otherwise' portion of the clause applies to that as well. No I did not die naturally if you pretend you didn't know I had cancer and failed to treat me as I was reporting symptoms. Luckily for you they just tested the chemical the kills brain cancer cells. So the door is wide open for you to save you own lives but because you sat around with your dick in you hand and ignored me you, therefore, did not make a 'concerted effort' and it will murder you all if you fail to treat me. Being mealy-mouthed about what it means to do things is a part of the 'imaginary caveat clause.' You know what I mean when I say 'concerted effort.' And you will kill yourself by trying to play dumb."
by Hym Iam May 6, 2025
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