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They Cloned Tyrone

Holy shit that was fantastic! Stellar performances out over everybody involved! Funny, chilling, gritty. Wildly entertaining!
Hym "Ho! I just finished 'They Cloned Tyrone' and that shit was good! Real good. Watch it now. Watch it as soon as you can."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Quotes

Quotes are fun. I like quotes.
Hym "Oh, by the way, that 'forebearers' thing he said was a 'new Steph and Molly' quote. Was I supposed to get the reference? Did he know that I would know? If so, he's a clever guy. But that is exactly what I meant by 'infinite feedback loops'. That's one of them right there. And the counter claim would be 'You hated my forebears in the first place'. That 'Happy Sensei' guy did the same thing one 'Coffee Mullet' show. He quotes 'Lucy, Anne, & Celia'. I caught that reference too. I'm good at that I suppose. I'm good at a lot of things. I don't have any evidence of this but I'm pretty sure it's true."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Good outcome

You don't want a good outcome and you certainly don't want a good outcome for me or a better outcome for me than for yourself.
Hym "And again, who are are you using it on? Why are you using it? And if the answer to the first question is 'a certain class of people,' what's to stop you from doing it to people outside of that class? You own virtue? Ha! Hahahahaha! What virtue? That's why I try to be indiscriminate. But no. You don't need to use it for anything. You want to use it on me out of spite and you're a piece of shit for doing it and got a BUNCH of kids murdered. You can cover it up but I know... And YOU know... And you're dumb for doing that. I told you that would happen. So you clearly didn't want a good outcome... You wanted the things I said would happen to happen so you did the things I told you not to do and they did."
by Hym Iam August 31, 2025
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Authority

Yes to protect you I need a degree of authority over you. And this ties into the thing I said about women grabbing their men’s arms in a conflict or crisis and getting knocked out (Which is a thing that he got from me (just like the “dim lights” and the either “on or off” thing)If I tell you to let go of my arm and you don’t you put us both in danger.
Hym “It’s also not inconceivable to have authority over a woman. Anyone who employs a woman has a degree of authority over a woman. Here’s a scenario. I’m the manager of a small gas station. The only other employee is a woman. I tell her to take out the trash. Taking out the trash is a part of the job. I am in a position of authority so I tell her to do her job and take out the trash. She tells me no. As working at a gas station is ‘at will employment’ I can fire you for any reason under the sun. Therefore, you are trading a degree of authority over what you do with your time in exchange for a job. You can deny the authority but then you have to give up the job in the same way you can deny the authority of someone trying to protect you but you have give up the safety.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
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Water

"I've never seen any evidence that anyone can walk on it" ~ Some guy. Ha! Brilliant! He didn't kike that at all did he? Hahahahaha! You know what would have really fucked with him though? "What is a woman?" Well... Isn't it obvious? It's someone with a female soul, of course! When you go to heaven will you continue to be a man? "God wouldn't put a female soul in a human body!" You don't know that. God works in mysterious ways. It might amuse him. Do you purport to speak for God?
Hym "Ha! That water shit was good, boy! He does not like that parallel being draw because it means he doesn't get to use his religion to boss everyone around. Hehehehe... Too funny. That's why I 'Don't exist.' By the way. It was good good though. Props for stepping into the ring."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Role

Ya know, I don't think that is my role...
Hym "I don't think it is my role to protect women who won't fuck me and children I didn't sire... AT MY EXPENSE (because I have to both labor to support myself or I starve and die AND I have to pay a 3rd of my income to subsidize their lives to some extent)... AND THEN... If I end up getting nothing in return... It doesn't matter because YOU are not ME and it isn't your problem... Because of my role... We don't have to give a shit about eachother's problems.... Until your kids get fucked in the butt. THEN... THEN... I have to care SO MUCH... That EVEN IF I'm a criminal prisoner who will never know freedom again from the rest of my life... I have to be mad about your kid... And rape and murder the guy who did it to them FOR YOU... For free... And that's my role... OR ELSE I DON'T GET RIGHTS or 'status' (which is basically being able actualize both rights and privileges to a greater extent than everybody else)... And you get all my shit..."

Solipsist "Yup. Uh huh. That's it."

Hym "And then I murder a kid and kill myself and I win immediately."

Solipsist "Er- Wait... Don't say it if you're not going to do it!"

Hym "Or what? You'll make me murder your kid and kill myself? OK. You can bring a gun and a kid here whenever you want I'm literally just sitting right here and I don't have anything better to do NOR DO I WANT TO DO ANYTHING BETTER FOR YOU. So... That."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
by Hym Iam September 25, 2023
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