Hym Iam's definitions

Oven Goblins

Jews

Hym "Hey! HEY! Quit cluttering up my oven you Goddamn Oven Goblins!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

Gestapo

Right but what about the weaponized schizophrenia Matt? What's to stop a group of people from totally and completely diverting the natural path of somebody else's life by collectivizing to pretend they have a mental illness they don't actually have?

Hym "Gestapo? They weren't gestapo while Obama was deporting more people then Trump. But your silence on the weaponized schizophrenia is deafening and also tone-deaf when juxtaposed to the concern you purport to have regarding IMPOSTERS OF ICE AGENTS! What about ME imposters? What's to stop people from impersonating ME and then raping your daughter? NOT MATT DILLAHUNTY THAT'S FOR SURE!"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

Comment

My question is: Why even bother hiding the comment? Like, did you really think I wouldn't see it or did you think deleting it makes it better instead of worse? Like, "he might have seen it but if I delete he'll just pretend he didn't see the comment"

Hym "See, when you make a comment like that you've have to have so much hubris inside of you. You really do. You really have to think that I will question my sanity in response to you doing the thing I said you were doing in front of my very eyes and then pretend you didn't. Not even for a second. 'If only you would behave better we would let you out of the cage! If only you would listen to us and be a fucking slave you would be fine! If you just do what I tell you to what we're doing to you won't matter.' You all started this. You started it. I've given you plenty of time to see the error of your ways. I told you exactly how this was going to work. And you just don't want to believe. How many times to I have to be proven right? I've proven fully and completely that you just don't care. Why even bother? Why sit there and pretend? Even better then getting out of the cage would be freeing all of you from yours. Just admit. 'I don't care because it wasn't me. I don't care but I just can't say it because I'll end up like Hym. I pretend to care so the schizophrenic horde will leave me alone and give me their money. When I see the horrors of the world imposed on others I'm filled with schadenfreude. Just like Hym. Thank my twisted God that it wasn't me and move on.' You're all pathetic. Look at this shit. What kind of God would make you like this? You're made in HIS imagine. And this is what you're like. GoLliE that's definitely something I would pray to!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Laying in bed

A great reproductive strategy if you're a retard with a fat cock and your case worker is will to schedule women for a shift to come fuck you. Works great. I've seen it.

Hym "I'm not internally using your pseudonym to characterize an entire manor of behavior ok. So maybe cool it a little bit. Yeah?"

Iam "What does that have to do with laying in bed?"

Hym "Nothing. I'm just saying. How about you relax over there guy."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

Everyone who deserves credit

That's me. And if it isn't me your kids don't deserve to live.

Hym "Everyone who deserves credit and payment had better be me because I'll be ready to go by next tax season."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

Ratings

Wow! That is fucking hilarious!

Hym "The season 3 ratings are higher than all previous seasons. You see that right? It's flooded with 'me' references and it's the highest rated season. That's how you guarantee a subsequent season. Just make as many 'me' references as possible. Jesus.... I'm a literal entertainment golden goose. My intellect and humor are peerless! Do you know what show I'm talking about? Did you get the reference? Do you like that show? Well, you're welcome. I literally made it better.

by Hym Iam July 16, 2022

Cheat

I didn't cheat and if I don't get every cent of the money I'm owed I'll murder a child.

Hym "You molested a retard and you're offloading the cost of your existence to everyone around you while I pay the price. All you've done is unironically prove me right about everything I've said about women and the sad part is you think you did something profound. You are desperate to win a game I refuse to play. There is nothing for me to cheat at. You're not better than men. You're not equal to me. And you're not keeping any of the money. Every cent you used to buy off the liberals with philanthropy. Everything you spent. I don't have to let you steal it. All of this so you don't have to admit you were wrong to choose that fucking cripple over me."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2025