Explaining

And that's what this is about folks.

Hym "A psychiatrist explaining something he knows is not true to an audience who is only there to reinforce the idea that I'm not of sound mind so they can justify taking my rightsbaway and than CRYONG LIKE A BITCH BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE'S LYING! Why are you fucking crying on Destiny podcast? Because he knows that what he is doing is wrong. His entire life hinges on him doing the wrong thing so that he can 'defuse the bomb' but what they have yet to consider is that they are only helping you to undercut your relationship to me. In the absence of their spite, they would be doing for you exactly what they are doing for me. Nothing. And then they will convince you to be a relationship-guy because that is the false dichotomy predicated on a lie of ommission they've sold you. You'll either be an angry man (who created AI and had it stolen from him so that people who don't what their success to seem trivial can continue to be exalted by people the don't actually give a shit about) OR you'll be a happy wife and kids guy (50% of the time like Steven (either Steven) or be an unhappy wife and kids guy and your wife cheats on you with a fat-cock).
And the 2nd ommission will be that there is a 3rd option where your cock is fat and you just fuck all of the women. And they'll set you up to do that so you don't murder their kids when they successfully steal all of my shit and leave me to die... Unless they missed some. But that's your life now. You're part of a contain blast radius. And psychiatrist cries in front of everyone and lies to himself that it isn't his fault or that he needs to do it or it's just better for everyone but really... Really, he knows it's worse... It's worse for everyone but the pretend special people NEED it to be worse so they can continue to be special. Try explaining THAT to your kids."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.
Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2023
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Compromised

Hym "If my phone has been compromised (which it has) YOU know EXACTLY what I HAVE or HAVE NOT googled. Aside from looking up a definition to make sure I'm using the right word or recalling the definition correctly (because (according to Jordan) in the same way that you don't SEE words and infer meaning, you don't THINK in words either. You THINK in MEANING and INFER words). So, if I can't RECALL the definition of a word, I will look up the definition to make sure the WORD I INFERRED coincides with the MEANING I'm trying to convey. There isn't anything 'artificial' about it and you have access to the same tools I have. You're not doing this. YOU require intelligence to be accredited from the top down. Someone you consider an authority needs to TELL YOU THAT I'M RIGHT. You have access to exactly what I do or do not search for AND you have access to the finished product. So, if the former DOESN'T MATCH THE LATTER, then what you are saying about the legitimacy of my intellect MUST be false. The only thing I've googled recently was the details of the Danzaburou story. I was aware of the story when I posted the TANUKI definition. And like I have said before, you wouldn't have known what to google to create the end product that I created. I'm sure there is a YouTube video you can look up to learn more about it. Go look one up. Then like and subscribe to their channel. Then give them all of you money."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2023
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Kaito

OH SHIT! HE SEES IT! HE SEES THE MOVES!
Hym "OOOOOOOOH! KAITO! HE'S LIKE A GENIUS! HE'S A FIGHTING GENIUS! HE KNOWS!"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
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Famous

Nope. I just want my contribution to multiple endeavors (creative or otherwise) to be acknowledged that I may seek to be paid for services rendered.
Hym "Noooo.... You just want me to NOT be famous. You want me to NOT be famous because my fame is inextricably linked with the act of a girl fucking one of the disableds in the group home where I worked. And because you want to protect that whore from the shame she should absolutely feel for doing the thing she undoubtedly did; I have to let myself get screwed by all of you. No. That isn't going to happen. If one of you cock suckers showed up with a check, you would probably never hear from me again. I might write some musings down every now and again but it wouldn't revolve around me dismantling the ethic you're using to justify screwing me out of the credit that I undoubtedly deserve. Like I've said a thousand times, I'm already famous. But the fact that you're trying to stop me makes me want to spite you. So.... Should that be my next 'Hym Proves Hymself Right?' That if I wanted to use Jordan Peterson to get famous there isn't a Goddamn thing you to do to stop me? Because you're talking about having this dirt on me but I gave you the dirt and a guy recognized me (by appearance) at Applebee's a month ago and everyone already knows the dirt you're threatening to use against me AND they know who I am (again by appearance)... I mean, Jesus Christ! You guys are not very good at being psychopaths. That is not effective leverage. Shit, maybe you're not a narcissist 🤔..... I feel like a narcissist would be better at blackmail...."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
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That's the problem

Jordan.... I ALREADY DID. I already did the think you want me to do. And YOU CHOSEN MIND-RAPE SURVEILLANCE DYSTOPIA. You chose to take my free will away from me. I have learned nothing from this and CLEARLY neither have you. The peer pressure isn't ever going to work.
Hym "That's the problem actually. That's what you don't seem to understand guys. I'VE TAKEN IT OUT OF MY OWN HANDS. I have removed my own flaw and suspended it until this is resolved. I've rendered psychology meaningless. It doesn't matter what I think or feel about the matter. If God tells you to kill kids you should probably do the opposite. But I don't have kids so the analogue would be what? I already did the thing you want me to do now. And what did you choose? You chose to leave me in a hell of my own description and ignore everything I said TO YOUR OWN DETRIMENT!!! There is no sweeping this until the rug for you. You're trying to convince me to dive on my own sword AND forget about the fact that when you thought you have power over me you chose 'Dying slowly while an infection eats away at your brain and you fail to escape hell.' Jordan. The trickery isn't going to work. THIS isn't going to work. I told you it wasn't going to work before you did it. You need to stop trying to make this work. You're not going to peer pressure me into doing what you want and you aren't going to manifest it."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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Half the population

Yes you do do that by way of the religion. You're a collective when it's convenient and you're an individual when there's guilt to be attributed.
Hym "Yeah, probably about half the population. Not along political lines but yes. You're garbage. Remediate the violation of my rights as a guy who I don't know just said my name. Which means the privacy act of 1974 has been violated by someone. You will pay for my contributions to AI or you will pay for them not paying."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
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