Hym Iam's definitions

Flak

Nonono, you want to bitch about the "Indirect insults" while ignoring the fact that I've been perpetually insulted INDIRECTLY by the shit you've been saying and they shit you've been saying doesn't really coincide with my localized sphere or reality.

Hym "Really, I'm taking a lot of flak for not affirming your values. Everyone but be just does what you wants and is either someone sycophantic follower or they just don't watch the content. My values just so happen to be the antithesis to your values."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Not real

That's just an assertion your repeating on a loop.

Hym "Coming from a guy who's like this anti-woke parasite of a comedian who has PARTICIPATED DIRECTLY in the public discourse and has LITERALLY contributed less than I HAVE; the assertion that I'm 'Not real' doesn't really carry a lot of weight. My comedy is better. My THOUGHT is better. The fact that you even consider what you do 'thinking'is an affront to the very concept of thought."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Destiny

HO! You make it sound like he was doing to THEM what people are doing to ME!

Hym "SO YOU ONLY CARE WHEN IT HAPPENS TO WOMEN HUH? Where's MY investigation? Holy shit, this has got to be fate! Destiny even! Hahahahaha! I can't fucking believe it! Is that not the same thing as this!? Holy shit! If Tate is guilty then so is everyone doing this-here 'thing' to me! Ha! And now they HAVE to defend him! That is great! He really is the best for that.

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Starry

Yeah, no, it's literally the worst thing you could ever drink.

Hym "Ha! Starry is probably the worst thing... That exists... It goes flat almost immediately... -10/10 stars for Starry. Worse than Kombucha.... And you're right! I AM nude! Good guess... Well, not really a guess because I said that I get nude as soon as I get home from work but whatever... Good memory! If Starry was as good as being nude... We wouldn't be having this conversation. You wouldn't be reading this. Or you'd be reading a different version of this where Starry doesn't taste like a 3 day old half-empty 2 liter of generic, dollar-store citrus soda."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

To the slaves!?

The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.

Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Won't use his real name

Do you not already know my real name or what?

Cueball "But he won't use his real name!"

Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023