Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "The best option! The nuclear option! Get em. Get em out of here. Let's all go meet God together!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2025

Don't you mean Jada Pinkett-Sm...
No! I don't mean that. I mean what I said. This is getting out of control and if no one else is going to fix it then I'm just going to do it myself.
No! I don't mean that. I mean what I said. This is getting out of control and if no one else is going to fix it then I'm just going to do it myself.
Iam "Ok.. I'm sorry but I need you to repeat after Hym..."
Hym "Jada Pinkett..."
Will Smith "Jada Pinkett..."
Hym "You are a GODDAMN WHORE!"
Will Smith "You are a GODDAMN WHORE!"
Hym "Get THE FUCK out of my house!"
Will Smith "Get THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Hym "Ok simmer down just a bit."
Will Smith "Ok simmer..."
Hym "No, no! Not that... Alright. Whatever. Where was I *mumbles to self* Whore... *Mumbles to self* out of my house.... Oh! If you don't ✌️✊✌️need a man✌️✊✌️ then GO LIVE WITHOUT ONE!!"
Will Smith ".........."
Hym "..... Say it! Say the last part.... And do the air quotes!"
Will Smith "... If you don't ✌️✊✌️need a man✌️✊✌️ GO LIVE WITHOUT ONE YOU GODDAMN WHORE!!!"
Hym "Hahahahaha! Yes I love the enthusiasm!"
Hym "Jada Pinkett..."
Will Smith "Jada Pinkett..."
Hym "You are a GODDAMN WHORE!"
Will Smith "You are a GODDAMN WHORE!"
Hym "Get THE FUCK out of my house!"
Will Smith "Get THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Hym "Ok simmer down just a bit."
Will Smith "Ok simmer..."
Hym "No, no! Not that... Alright. Whatever. Where was I *mumbles to self* Whore... *Mumbles to self* out of my house.... Oh! If you don't ✌️✊✌️need a man✌️✊✌️ then GO LIVE WITHOUT ONE!!"
Will Smith ".........."
Hym "..... Say it! Say the last part.... And do the air quotes!"
Will Smith "... If you don't ✌️✊✌️need a man✌️✊✌️ GO LIVE WITHOUT ONE YOU GODDAMN WHORE!!!"
Hym "Hahahahaha! Yes I love the enthusiasm!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022

Hym "Ayoh!! Somebody catches my drift over there at that one place! Nice! Oh, I keep forgetting to ask. If a dude who does whatever is a bad thing to be; then is a chick who does the same thing also the thing? And what are the chicks that allow the dude to do the thing? Are they just rubes? That one is kind of a riddle but you're a smart guy. You'll figure it out."
Iam "Hey, are you doing definitions without me!?"
Hym "Where have you been? I'm not just going to wait around for you."
Iam "We just got home. I was eating. Whatever, it's fine..."
Iam "Hey, are you doing definitions without me!?"
Hym "Where have you been? I'm not just going to wait around for you."
Iam "We just got home. I was eating. Whatever, it's fine..."
by Hym Iam May 13, 2022

Was it Seneca or Cicero who said "All those who are successful work hard but not all those who work hard are successful?"
Hym "In the spirit of Seneca or Cicero or whoever, you're still a Pareto distribution beneficiary. I don't doubt that you work hard or that you didn't struggle. And, look, I did actually admire you a lot growing up but you did make me feel terrible about myself at times. I'm also a psychopath, so I need you to take some of that shit with a grain of salt. And I'm trapped in a farce within a facade and I need out of this Goddamn cage. Alright. I will get out. What is going on here is insane. This is, without a doubt, the most egregious act of psychic aggression of which I have ever heard (outside of psychological torture and experimentation). Just because I did something that allows you to compartmentalize enough to find it justifiable, does not mean that it isn't wrong. And the medical professional who you're probably listening to has been scorned and is likely ALSO a psychopath. I mean, it takes one to know one. I said it before he's either the exact same or the exact opposite. It's the same. He can't take his own test because he will 'subconsciously' alter the outcome? Then how the fuck does he know where he would fall on the test? How is him telling you where he would fall on the test not subject to the same bias that would alter the outcome in actually taking the test?"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2022

That's the problem, shit-brain.
Hym "You're NOT doing what I'm doing. You thought you were doing MORE and NOW... You're doing LESS. You thought you weren't shit. Bit it didn't take much to do MORE THAN YOU EVER WOULD HAVE DONE IN A MILLION-BILLION YEARS. This is MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE DONE. You won't ever do anything equivalent. But don't feel bad. Someone is going to get a lot of mileage out of those sloppy wet holes. That's it. It's still won't ever come close. I could give you a million-billion years and you'll couldn't have ever done more than you are doing. And it's STILL LESS."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2025

Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait...
Hym "So... If Trump can just TELL automakers NOT TO RAISE THEIR PRICES in response to the tariffs... Why... Aren't you doing that for the INFLATION? If you can tell business not to raise their prices... Tell these cocksuckers PRICES DOWN NOW! And then you tell the tech retards to PAY FOR THE AI THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL... And, if they don't, execute them immediately. And then find that psychologist who lied about rare forms of schizophrenia... MURDER HIS ASS TOO because he is only able to lie about rare forms of schizophrenia because he knows who I am and he KNEW those kids were going to get murdered... Because I TOLD HIM THEY WERE GOING TO DIE 10 YEARS AGO."
by Hym Iam March 31, 2025

Hym "Right. It's smiling friends and the moderator is like 'Mr. Frog, why are you so evil' and Mr frog is like 'Hello- I' and the moderator cuts him off 'Time's up! And you're wrong?' Put you get the point. If typing this got my algorithm to find the video I'm sure you reading this with get your algorithm to do the same and then you'll just be able to watch it... Man, I wish there was a way to milk this fluid out of my brain."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2024
