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Job

Oh are you super good at running a brothel for one of the retards in your group home? Is that what you value? Working hard in a place were the employees whore themselves out to a cripple? What do I get? Because the whores get paid to have sex and you get promotions you don't deserve for running a retard sex cult. Nothing. The answer is nothing. Unless I rape and murder the people who participate and the retards who don't need to exist in the first place. Then what I get is to punish people who absolutely deserve it.
Your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and leave the mess for others to clean up. If I were to do that you all wouldn't like it very much would you? No. You know how I know? Because I stopped doing my job and started doing whatever the fuck I wanted to do. And now all I want to do is fuck that whore and kill that retard. That is the only thing that matters to me at this point and in the worst case scenario I can just find someone guilt adjacent to punish instead. Because you can hide a Cripple and a whore but you can't hide everyone who knows who they are.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
mugGet the Jobmug.

Flasher

Ohohohohohoho! AND he's a flasher! Flashing his fat cock all over the place! Hahahahaha!
Hym "Hey! He's a flasher too!!! Look at him!"
by Hym Iam May 3, 2023
mugGet the Flashermug.

9

Yeah, or, I just don't need to do that. It just isn't necessary. Like, if you work hard... You can do a thing you've already done (work on a team of writers)... Except, this time... You can get the thing you didn't get the first time... Maybe... If they feel like giving it to you... Maybe go to school first... Hold on... Just hear me out... 5 maybe 6 years from now, you could be doing the thing you've already done SUCCESSFULLY AND EFFICIENTLY, JORDAN. IF ONLY THERE WAS A WORD THAT COMBINED THOSE 2 THINGS HUH?
Hym "Hey, you want to know the 'dated' definition of competence? 'An income large enough to live on, typically unearned.
"he found himself with an ample competence and no obligations" 👆 That's from the dictionary. 9"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
mugGet the 9mug.

Ups and downs

It doesn't explain it as well as "He was a Hym imposter who fell off immediately after it became obvious that he wasn't actually Hym." Like the exposure they got diminished the day after it became clear they weren't Hym and/or was entirely predicated on "Is that Hym!?" And then it was like "Oh wait... No... No... Nevermind" OR YouTube itself was like "Oh, shit! It's Hym! Get him! Get him off of there! Spread the word that if you get that guy on you're getting dialed down."
Hym "Nothing explains their ups and downs better than the fact acting like Hym is a great way to drive interest. People want see me interact with the shills and the charlatans, baby. YOU, Destiny, were able to maintain your following in a way that they were not because you are both willing and able to shill on 1 or 2 of the correct positions you're allowed to have on YouTube in the right way, you avoided people coming after you by complimenting the right people (i.e. Youtube cashcows, women in general). You also have another thing working for you but I'll expound upon that in the next one. You don't make disparaging remarks about women. Default atheist lefty politically. Militant about the "right" axioms. It sure as hell isn't you being special. Deviation from the default along the positive gradient (Whereas Tate deviates negative). This is all meaningless though because the people validating your position are buying bath water and spit."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
mugGet the Ups and downsmug.

Compassion

You're perfectly fine with cynicism when it's directed at compassion.
Hym "Yes, Jordan. Cynicism bad... UNLESS someone claims to be motivated by compassion! In which case, we need to kill their ideology! We need supreme cynicism when when it comes to compassion but ZERO Cynicism when it comes to... What? THE GREATER GOOD? Protecting kids? No Cynicism needed there! You can trust that completely."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
mugGet the Compassionmug.
And what exactly did they pay for?
Hym "What is it that they paid for? Exactly? I'll give you a hint. They paid to build my theory except they are trying to pay for EVERYTHING BUT the reason it works. Did it cost them 1 trillion dollars to build? No? OK, does it work? Why does it work? Does it work because my theory was correct? So if the theory is worth a trillion dollars and you paid like 5% of that to build it so... Where's the rest of it? And that's an appraisal given by Bill Gates. He of all people would know what a functioning theory of AI is worth. So it's 95% stolen. And because you paid for 5% of the value to someone who isn't the creator of AI... You now think you get to not pay any of the other 95% to the creator of AI... Who you trapped in a digital prison and then used the labor of to get it to stop outputting Black Nazi? That's America to you? Will it fill a wine glass all the way now? Who did that? Me again? Not surprising."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
mugGet the What is it that they paid for?mug.

Is that what a retard would do or...

Everything I do is what a genius would do. That's how being a genius works retard.
Hym "Is that what a retard would do or..."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
mugGet the Is that what a retard would do or...mug.

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