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Calm Down

At the behest of a spoiled, nepotistic WHORE who has literally done nothing in life in comparison to me? I think not. Who created AI and who sang a song in a sparkle dress? No amount of feminism is going to make you my equal bitch. You are a retard. The men you fuck are retards. I'm better that all of you.
Hym "And what does this bitch have to say for herself? Even if she was a man, she would STILL not be the creator of AI. So how the fuck would she be the man? She would be shit and, therefore, nothing would change. You want me to calm down you'd better suck some baby dick. What SHOULD BE 'important to you 😭' is shutting the fuck up. That's what SHOULD being important to you. Bitch."
by Hym Iam December 6, 2024
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Reiner De Ridder

I've never seen someone take someone else's back from the stacking position like that. That was brilliant.
Hym "Yeah, that was tight I've never seen someone do what Reiner DE Ridder did to Kevin Holland in the ufc before."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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Love

A not real thing that doesn't exist.
Cain: Well, if you love Abel so much then you didn't you stop me?

God: I shouldn't have to
by Hym Iam April 3, 2022
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🤦+✊

Oh, I noticed that too. That's a me thing. You were copying me. I do that to alleviate the pressure in my brain cage. Where did you see that?
🤦+✊

Hym "Hey, you see that?"

Iam "Yeah! The fist on the forehead thing? Yeah we do that to deal with the pressure in our skull."

Hym "Exactly! First the guy with the arm crossing thing and now this idiot's doing it too!? 😖+🤦+🤏 And no, the mistake I made predates that by about 12 years."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
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Decisions

I'm not making any. This works the way I want it to or I start stabbin. The decision has already been made and my decision is final.
Hym "No decisions will be made and no taxes will be paid as I am already done making the only decision that is going to matter."
by Hym Iam November 10, 2025
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Convenient

Hym "That would be convenient for you but you don't have a role in this beyond obstruction and outside of that obstruction NOBODY DIES. I create AI. I get paid immediately. Nobody dies. You investigate the weaponized schizophrenia. I'm proven right. Nobody dies. I do BOTH OF THOSE THINGS... YOU GET IN THE WAY... Several people die but it's somehow not YOUR fault because if I have views that are discordant with yours I don't get right and you get to do whatever you want to me? Well, that would be convenient for you but IN REALITY... I am everything I said I was and YOU got a bunch of people killed trying to interfere. You're not the guy. I am the guy. Give me my money before YOU get more people killed."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Website

Oh, yeah, sorry bout making your website 800× more profitable. My fucking bad bro!
Hym "Yeah, sorry for making the website better... And the television better... And several ungrateful people's lives better... And telling the libtards to "Shut the fuck up faggot!" And the conservatives "No, we're not doing your deranged psychopath God shit anymore. You don't talk to God. You're a schizoid. Shut the fuck up." Oops. I shouldn't have done that. And if you all weren't such small-dick hating retard molestation sympathizers... I wouldn't have! Literally!"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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