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Yes! You are!

Holy shit is this fucking your mind right now! Relative to WHOM? It's fucking WILD bro. Damn!
Hym "Yes! You are! Even now you're trying to get me to do it FOR you. It really doesn't need to be this difficult. And I don't mean for me. I mean for YOU! This is just crazy to me right now guys. I never in a million years could have imagined you would be like this. I mean, THAT is the REAL impetus behind your reaction. 'He's not retarded! I'm not retarded! We're not retarded!' And the craziest part is that what the political parties purport to care about has swapped! Now the shit-libs care about Epstein and are radio silence. Aside from the egocentric child lovers who are trying to maintain child safely as the basis of their politic."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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Putin

An existential evil... That says everything the American conservatives say.... Wait, Er... Ok hold on... What about him is bad? He's corrupt? But... The media says that the American government is corrupt... BOTH sides... So... What makes him bad? OOOOOOHHHH.... Right. He's not US. He's not the US one He's the THEM one... Ok. I get it. Anyone who is not you or not on your team is bad. Makes sense. Like a retard and the whores who fuck and defend them. (See, I have comprehension problems so I need to frame the situation in a way I can understand. I only know retards and whores).
Hym "Yeah, I don't see how Putin is any worse than the rest of them. I mean, it's like being a patriots fan and hating Peyton manning. He literally does the same job. You would all be doing the same kind of shit if you had the power. Or worse."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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Gun

Anyonw without one doesn't really have a say in where guns are or are not allowed.
You can't bring a gun here and put a bullet in all of our heads for letting the whores fuck the retard.
by Hym Iam December 17, 2020
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Thought crime

That is exactly what you want to do. You just can't say it because that would make you the bad one.
Hym "That is (without a doubt) enforcement of thought crime and to laud the grandmother for turning her grandson to the state is exactly what advocating for enforcement of thought crime looks like. And charging the families of mass shooters!? Guilt by association!? Jesus Christ! Very naughty stuff. This is what I mean by 'just as bad as the other team.' You went straight to Orwell. Looks like the inevitable logical conclusion to society's need to subordinate the individual to the group is just Orwell. 100% of the time. Left or Right. I'm all for it though. I have been longing for the reeducation camps I was promised not long ago. And as far as 'not mocking your suffering cults and silly reality-monster-pleasing hats' I don't think that has anything to do with mass shootings. It trapped me in a meat prison and you're celebrating it. Anywho, if you're worried about socialization of the unsocialized, I have good news. How do you socialize the unsocialized? Well, according to the oldest piece of literature in human history (The Epic of Gilgamesh) Enkidu (the unsocialized feral vagabond) is socialized by prostitutes. So... Bring me my prostitutes."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2022
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Dumpster diving

OHOHO So you DID find it? I guess it IS FBI then isn't it? Hello... Mrs Agent?
Hym "Yeah. Somebody went dumpster diving didn't they? Don't throw things away. The trash is the first place they check."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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Dragon Age: Veilgaurd

STOP! MAKING! ACTION GAMES!!!
Hym "I don't not play Dragon Age to play an action game. If I wanted to paying a hack and slash game I would buy Devil May Cry! I play Dragon Age to play a real-time rpg with ultra-specific tactics and race-specific story options. I do not want to play Dragon Age: Veilgaurd.
by Hym Iam November 15, 2024
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The center

You want me to agree that YOUR FAMILY is more important than me. I don't expect you to consider me more important than your family. I expect you to toss my life aside in the name of your family as though it were nothing.
Hym "Yeah, that's great. You be in the center and appreciate me as a novelty. Fantastic."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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