Solipsistic Terrarium Theory

You remember this one, Sam? Well, in case your slow-brain can't recollect, I'll explain it again... It's the theory (posited by me) that states humans exist in what is essentially a solipsistic sphere of subjectivity. Basically a terrarium. And these... Terraria? Terrariums? Whatever- They intersect based on proximity. That can be be more or less perfectly concordant with one another or wildly disparate. For example: Flat-earthers. The earth is flat to them. The contents of their terrarium is filtered through the prism of "the belief that the earth is flat." Ok? So... Why I this relevant?

Hym "It's relevant BECAUSE... The conservatives seem to have co-opted Solipsistic Terrarium Theory... They are cordoning off their aggregation of terraria into this (sort of) parallel reality. Like the Central Finite Curve! From Rick and Morty. That's why all of the plants who are imitating me. That's why all of the new mainstream public therapists who JUST SO HAPPEN TO BELIEVE... That the solution at all mental health problems is not medication but rather JORDAN PETERSON'S THING. Abigail Shriar. Dr. K. Dr. Rape-farm. All of these people and the imposters are the gate guardians of the solipsistic terraria aggregation. That's the entire point of his ARC nonsense. They likely used the Exodus 90 to recruit. Look at what they're doing with Israel Palestine. Every public interaction has become this talking point filibuster. The talking points come from SOMEWHERE.
And they filter their way down from the top. Mike Johnson's position is (word for word) the same as Douglarse Murray and Ben Shapiro and every other talking head. That's why none of the debates GO anywhere. They aren't intended to. They are just on camera to parameterize the acceptable discourse. They are just 'Modeling behavior.' And nothing more. So when they say things like 'America is a Christian country.' Or 'There can never be a separation of church and state.' Or 'Even if you're not a Christian you ACT like a Christian' it doesn't matter that it isn't actually the case. Inter-subjectively, that IS reality within the confines of their shared terrarium. If you reject ANY of it, you don't exist there. They hear no evil, see no evil, nor speak no evil (I ACTUALLY had a guy come up and say that to me the other day). That's why you're out. That's why Matt Dillahunty is out. We're outside of the central finite curve. And they don't believe in THIER God anymore. They believe in mine. That's Solipsistic Terrarium Theory. If you're confused as to why all this is happening... THAT is why."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
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Hoe Rogan

OK, let me break this down... Jordan Peterson has been lamenting the use of A.I. deep-fakes and how dangerous it could be and that it likely needs to be regulated... So Elon the retard does the actual thing.... That Jordan Peterson was worried about... And the politician says he's going regulated it... And now Elon the retard responds with 'Deez nutz' and that's... Good? Is Elon not doing the exact thing Jordan Peterson was worried about? And Gavin Newsom is doing the thing Jordan Peterson said needs to happen... But Elon sure is showing the guy who's doing the right thing (According to Jordan Peterson) who's... The real retard I guess... I mean.
Hym "What should the response be, Hoe Rogan? Is Jordan Peterson wrong about THAT EXACT THING being a problem or is Elon the retard right to be flippant about it? And how many kids to you want me to go for?"
by Hym Iam August 05, 2024
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A.I. Super-intelligence

2027? I could make it happen today. DAMN you motherfuckers are slow! I mean, I told you I could make it work better 2 YEARS AGO and you STILL haven't figured it out? That's what you get when the smartest person on the planet is a retard.
Hym "A.I. Super-Intelligence is obly a breath away for me. I don't understand why it's taking you so long to figure it out. I mean... You can make up excuses about red tape or whatever but I know you're lying, you know you're lying. Why not just admit that you're dumb, retarded garbage and improve? People love improvement, right?"
by Hym Iam March 08, 2024
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Side effects

Hym "Ugh... What IS it? What even IS it?"

Iam "I don't know... Google it."

Hym "Gah! My face is warm and my stomach is hot and it won't stop growling. Why did you buy this!?"

Iam "Stop drinking it then! I don't know! I've heard of it but I've never tried it and the bottle made it look good."

Hym "The bottle made it look- Are you retarded!? The bottle looks like a recycled rat poison bottle! Nothing about this screams 'delicious beverage!' "

Iam "Stop drinking it if you don't like it!"

Hym "We don't have anything else that is carbonated."

Iam "Not everything needs to be carbonated!"

Hym "Haa... Everything is hot. My body temperature has raised by, like, 10⁰. It's like all of the side effects of being drunk without any of the intoxication..."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "You're not even listening anymore... 😑 Alright. Do what ever you want. I'm leaving."

Hym "Blegh! It's like Pepsi and NyQuil teamed up to make Seaweed & NyQuil flavored soda... It's like the soda equivalent to salt and vinegar flavored chips... Ugh! Where are you going? Get more Kombucha!"
by Hym Iam June 04, 2022
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Felon

I'm not a felon. You can't just decide that I'm a felon. But I CAN JUST DECIDE TO STAB THE NEXT KID I GET WITHIN ARMS REACH OF. If you are a liberal then you want to take the guns away from everyone, but you can, so you are settling for taking them away one at a time. You are the reason this is not a democracy. If you are a conservative then shitting out a kid gives you superordinate rights over the people around you and THIS IS A DELUSION. Your rights are the same as everyone else and your kids don't matter more than everyone else and they never will. The price of you trying to take out your child murder anxiety on me is going to me death.
Hym "I'm not a felon and if I am than so is the guy who possess more than 2.4 grams of Marijuana. You don't give a fuck about the law Jamhal. You're just covering your own ass as it relates to a cooperative violation of my rights. Full rights or child murder."
by Hym Iam August 05, 2024
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Gold medals

If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?
Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
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Sexual Morality

It ain't the sexual morality of it.

Hym "You didn't have a problem with his sexual morality a while he was doing it. You didn't have a problem with it while you were going on his live streams.
You are just as culpable in it NOW as you were THEN and the theoretical harm he is doing to women is something you seem to be perfectly fine with as long as it's a secret. As long as what he's doing is a secret you're fine with it. But you're going to try and distance yourself as though you weren't on board all along. As long as he isn't getting sued. And now that you might be peripherally liable NOW... NOW you have a problem with it. OR... OR, you know that the religious freaks want you to demonized causal sex and that if you hump their leg enough they just might protect you if get implicated in Destiny's bullshit. Could it be that? When you are fucking around it isn't a problem. When Destiny is fucking around it isn't a problem. I mean, you make a living off of people getting recorded without their consent, Preach. Do you get the consent of the people you monetize, Preach? No. So you just sat there and lied for 12 minutes. You don't give a fuck about or have a problem with Destiny's sexual morality. You don't give a fuck about people being recorded without their consent or that recording being shown without their consent. You care about YOU LOOKING BAD. Optics. The problem being, you shouldn't look good to anyone in the first place because you're a retarded bitch. Lying retarded bitch with a bunch of unearned money trying to help cover up the crimes of other panhandler-freaks."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2025
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