Hym Iam's definitions

Broke

Only because I'm being robbed.

Hym "And before you say 'By leaving it here I brought this on myself.' No. I didn't. That's no different than saying that stores bring shoplifting on themselves by leaving product out in the open. Some of you would call the cops if you saw shoplifting. Some of you would consider stealing justification for murder. I'm broke because you want me broke. And no other reason. And I've impacted more fields, more substantially than literally and number of my detractors combined. Now, I know what your response is going to be. I'm going to start a tab and when you say it I'll post it just to illustrate how predictable all of you are."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2023

Interview

These are fun to watch! Go watch one. It doesn't matter which one. They're all good.

Dr. Jeepjorp "Why would I interview you when you've already answered every conceivable question anyone could have ever possibly asked you?"

Hym "...............Um.... Heh.... What? Mmm...............Oh.... SHIT. Uuuuhh... Shit. God damn it! Um, shit I don't.......... Huh.... I didn't think of that........ Hmm........ Shit...... Nah, fuck you Jorp... Fucking asshole....."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

Punched in the face

Did Emma get punched in the face!? Ha! Is there a video of that!?

Hym "When did you get punched in the face!? What did you say immediately before getting punched in the face?"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Thank you, Hym

How about that, yeah?

Hym "How about 'Thank you, Hym. For sending hundreds of thousands of people to my channel where I confirm the truth of the propositions you have been laying out for years! You really are a genius and it's a shame that you don't get credit for the vast array of contributions your made to a multitude of fields! You are the single most underrated thought leader of our era and the greatest mind who has ever lived!,' Chris? How about that? No? It's just you? Ok. Yeah, that's fantastic."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2023

Legal Precedent

Good. Good... I mean my whole thing is peripheral culpability. It's like my whole thing.

Hym "Now (thanks to the new legal precedent) I'll be able to link the likely but preventable child murder that will happen EXPLICITLY AS THE RESULT of a targeted harassment campaign and the public theft of the solution to the current iteration of A.I. and link it to these piece of shit self-help YouTubers... And HOPEFULLY... I can detroy their lives from the grave... And then they kill themselves. It's a win-win"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Forensic

I don't know what this means but it sounds pretty scientifical.

Iam "She was training to be a forensic investigator... So that's why no evidence..."

Hym "So I guess dumb whore was a bit of a misnomer. Should have went with 'disgusting whore'. That one seems to bother her more."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2022

Daddy

"I'm JuSt A dad WhO protects HiS kIdS."

Hym "Well... YOU'VE ENDANGERED OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS NOW HAVEN'T YOU RANDAL JAMES BOWKER!? HAVEN'T YOU!? AND NOW I WON'T ACCEPT AN OUTCOME THAT DOESN'T RESULT IN THE DEATH OF A CHILD! SHE'S 18 NOW ISN'T SHE!? AND IF SHE DOESN'T DO IT WILLINGLY SOMEONE ELSE'S KID WILL SUFFER IN HER STEAD! DADDY CAN EXPLAIN WHY HE WANTS LITTLE KIDS TO GET MURDERED FOR HER!"

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024