If you threaten a kid

You don't have schizophrenia. You don't have severe mental issues. You aren't a mythical creature from the underworld. That isn't how reality works.
Hym "And if you threaten a kid and the guy keeps doing the thing your threatened the kid over, murder the kid. Maim it. Mangle it. Kill someone else's kids. Kill as many kids as it takes for him to learn the lesson threatening his kid didn't teach him. The more blood you spill, the closer he gets to understanding that his kids isn't worth 2 cents buried in a pile of donkey shit. And then kill yourself to show him that you aren't afraid of whatever God he cowers before."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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Itch

Don't scratch it... Don't...... It's bad for you.... You know it damages your skin.... It'll take longer for the bite to go away if you scratch it.... You're supposed to rub it in circles.... That's what they say at least.... Don't think about how good it'll feel to scratch it... You know it's wrong... It's so easy not to scratch it... Effortless even.... All you have to do is nothing..... Indefinitely.... Maybe it'll go away on its own.... But only until you get another bite.... Then it'll itch again.... Don't scratch it.... You might spend your entire life fighting the urge to scratch it.... You might live and die in squalor... Trying not to scratch it.... It's bad.... But it itches....
Hym "I've said it before and I'll say it again.... It's like an itch... It's not that I'm not in control of whether or not I scratch... I am... But it is in FACT an itch... Just because you can't feel the itch does not mean no one else does.... They don't have to scratch it... I'm sure it will be fine... Just focus on yourselves... And you families.... You be fine... You have everything you need...."

Iam "I guess..."

Hym "Don't spell it out for them! When will you learn!? They don't want to hear it from us.... So they need to figure it out on their own.... They don't feel it...."

Iam "They aren't going to get it."

Hym "No? But they're so much BETTER than us! I'm sure they'll figure it out.... They can't relate.... But if they have the answer... Then why aren't they using it to stop the itch....? Ohoho boy does it itch.... Doesn't it Iam?"

Iam *Sigh* "Fine... Yes. Itches but you shouldn't scratch it."

Hym "Yeah it does... It itches something fierce! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2022
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ABC

It was ABC!
Hym "It was ABC! Not CNN! Emma, it was ABC that said the thing you said repeatedly on you shoe The Majority Report! The thing about Trump being 'found legally liable for rape.' Remember? Remember how you said that repeatedly on The Majority Report? It isn't true! And ABC has to pay 15 million dollars because it wasn't true! Emma! You said that Trump was legally liable for rape! Like... Dozens of times! You said the thing that ABC got sued over! Why did you do that!?"
by Hym Iam December 16, 2024
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Wouldn't say it to your face

I've been saying it to Sam Sedar's face for months now.
Hym "I don't know why you think I wouldn't say it to your face but I know what YOU... WON'T SAY, EVEN IN TEXT. You won't even say it in one of your little group chats. Or even on your faggy little YouTube channel. You will not say that Hym Iam (or even my real name) is not going to get paid and credit for creating AI because YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO WALK OUT OF MY DOOR... IIIIIIMMEDIATELY! AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING KID TO STAB AND I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT! You won't even THINK it. You won't DREAM of it. Because if I even though you did for even a second, you wouldn't be reading this."
by Hym Iam May 09, 2025
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Vacation

How does this piece of shit start working here... Take all of my hours...
Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."
by Hym Iam July 01, 2024
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Parent's Rights

Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
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Doxxing

UH, COME ON GUYS! HE'S DOXXING MY PLANES LOCATION IN REAL TIME GUYS! HE'S DOXXING MY PLANE AND IT'S PUTTING THE PEOPLE CLOSE TO ME AT RISK GUYS! GUYS!? YOU SEE HIM DOXXING MY LOCATION IN REAL TIME RIGHT!?
Hym "Oh? Is that a problem? Is people doxxing your location in real time not something that people should be doing? Ooooooohhhh! Right because it puts the people close to you in danger.... Riiiight.... So why isn't it a problem when it happens to me? Why is it that when a retard who has nothing other than nepotism and dishonesty going for him has something bad happen to him the entire world has to give a shit but when it happens to me it's fine? So... Some idiot hunts down you car and jumps on the hood... He's the richest cripple alive and can afford security... Then he does the poll asking whether or not they should be banned... Doesn't get the response he wants.... Reiterates and says something along the lines of 'Do you want my family to be at risk' or something... Do you not see the irony of that? Because this whole time people could have been doing shit like that to my family or, say, an innocent young girl who peripherally associated with me and not a one of you motherfuckers wouldn't have batted an eye. Right? Because instead of my planes location (which is what males it NOT DOXXING ELON) it's my actual location and what I say and do. That's the world you live in. Things are only wrong when they happen to women and retards and everyone else can just go fuck themselves. Right? Because I said that was a thing that was happening to me. The savior Dr. Jordan (The one true God with the one true interpretation of the bible) SIGNED OFF ON IT AND PARTICIPATES IN IT.
by Hym Iam December 28, 2022
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