Holy shit that was fantastic! Stellar performances out over everybody involved! Funny, chilling, gritty. Wildly entertaining!
Hym "Ho! I just finished 'They Cloned Tyrone' and that shit was good! Real good. Watch it now. Watch it as soon as you can."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the They Cloned Tyronemug. Welp...
Hym "I'm just going to assume that if I was giving away people's likeness someone would have brought it up and I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2023
Get the Assumemug. No, actually, you're boycotting stires that participate and if you don't think that the ACT of "boycotting a store because gay" doesn't translate to "Not hiring because gay" or "Not associating because gay" or "Not promoting because gay" or "NOT BEING ALLOWED TO PROMOTE FOR FEAR OF BOYCOTTING (See Dylan Mulvaney)" or "Not treated with respect because gay" then you are a retard. And how is that NOT oppression?
Hym "How's about this: If they don't like pride month, here's a compromise... Instead of doing a MONTH, just have all of the gay shit in ALL of the stores that WOULD be there for Pride month except all the time! Then, we'd get to watch all hell break loose as conservatives try to boycott all of the stores! There would be no where left to shop! Gayness everywhere! Anus everywhere! Bwahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
Get the Pride monthmug. Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones "My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN!"
Hym "More of your videos SHOULD be getting talen down because some of those references to me are either copyrighted or derivative. Are YOU (a highly credentialed mainstream intellectual) buying second hand content from Urban Dictionary, Jordan?"
Dr. Jordan Peterson "Identity is negotiated!"
Hym "I don't answer to PROPERTY, Jordan! You've been colonized! Except UP ONE LEVEL OF ABSTRACTION!"
Hym "More of your videos SHOULD be getting talen down because some of those references to me are either copyrighted or derivative. Are YOU (a highly credentialed mainstream intellectual) buying second hand content from Urban Dictionary, Jordan?"
Dr. Jordan Peterson "Identity is negotiated!"
Hym "I don't answer to PROPERTY, Jordan! You've been colonized! Except UP ONE LEVEL OF ABSTRACTION!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
Get the My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN!mug. We all have roles to play in life... Conveniently enough for me, my role in life is to be an annoying Jewish dork who gets paid by a billionaire to be an annoying Jewish dork on camera... I’m a literal Jesus! My way of raising kids is the correct one... My way of raising kids also happens to be Judaism... So when I say that I mean “Judaism is correct”... Which renders all other religions irrelevant... Because I turn back into God when I die... Because there is literally no distinction between me and a Jesus... But there IS a distinction between me and anyone who is not a Jew... So saying that was like watching me stand at a pedestal and proclaim “I AM GAWD!!!” while people cheered me on... That must have creepy as fuck to watch... You are not what I am... That’s my role... YOUR role is just... Well... I don’t care. Just... Just stay away from me and my kids. It literally doesn’t matter what you do because I turn into God when I die and you don’t... I don’t know, just protect me and my kids or something. Give me all your money.
Hym “I wonder what my role in life is.... Hmmm.... 🤔 Well, for starters, fuck the system.... Secondly, I’ll kill the creature... That’s more than enough. I think that’s a good role.”
by Hym Iam November 11, 2022
Get the Rolemug. Hym "Oh God, I love hammers. You can use them for everything. You can hammer everything. Retards. Jews- NOT SARAH SILVERMAN! Don't hammer that one or I will hammer Elon, take over his company, construct a giant space hammer, and slam it into the planet. Which is probably the best conceivable use for a hammer."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025
Get the Hammermug. As per the 5th Amendment.
by Hym Iam February 23, 2025
Get the MYmug.