Hym Iam's definitions

Red flag

The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?

Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."

Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"

Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Humiliate

What women like to see the men they want to sleep with do to their male "friends".

Hym "Why do you think that is?"

Iam "I don't know."

Hym "I'm sure could you argue 'It's not indicative of a pattern in intersexual, platonic relationships. They're just outliers' but I'm sure if I spent all day every day (for years) on red pill channels they would contradict that claim and they would site studies to substantiate their counter-claim."

Iam "You see how that could be seen as hypocritical.... Coming from us?"

Hym "Then we've done nothing wrong. By that logic, they're doing the same thing we used to do (in microcosm)."

Iam "We could probably do more in terms of doing our own due diligence..."

Hym "Largely unnecessary. I'm sure someone else is already doing it for us."

Iam "Then I guess you answered your own question..."

Hym "Hmmm.... That doesn't seem to be the answer I'm looking for... Maybe you all like to humiliate one another and you do it for my amusement."

Iam "Did you have somewhere you were going with this?"

Hym "No... I thought I did when I started but really I'm just posing the question."

Iam "On another note, I prefer this format."

Hym "As do I. It's a more accurate representation of our thought."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2022

Paramount+

Paramount+!? That's not "Babylon being on Amazon prime" Google! That's "Babylon being on Paramount+" you lying son of a bitch!

Amazon Prime "But you can rent it..."

Hym "I DON'T WANT TO RENT IT YOU BITCH! I WANT IT TO BE WHERE GOOGLE SAID IT WAS! WHERE IS IT!? IS IT HERE!?"

Amazon "You can buy our Paramount+ packa-"

Hym "NOT RHETORICAL! IS IT HERE!? NO!! IT'S ON PARAMOUNT+! YOU ARE NOT PARAMOUNT+ AMAZON!"

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Not fair to the other guys

You are not doing anything one the basis of fairness. How I am being treated there cannot be considered fair in any way shape or form. And you're not paying me to stand there and not nothing. I am doing all of the register work.

Hym "Well, it may be not fair to the other guys but there is going to be a knife in my back pocket."

by Hym Iam January 8, 2025

Excuse

Not an excuse to let them sell it instead of me. WHAT they are selling is HYM. Which, again, makes it more likes slavery than anyone else. Even if I put the phone down today they are still doing the thing they are doing. Seems like we only have a problem with slavery in theory, so long as it isn't happening to us, huh? But in implementation, well..

Hym "That's just an excuse not to pay me. I painted a painting and you looked me dead in the eyes and said 'You're not doing that right' and then TOOK A PHOTO of the of the painting and said 'Hey, you want to buy this photo for a billion dollars?' My work is so good that it's even good second hand."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Compulsion

But... God doesn't saying anything about compulsion being wrong? Dennis said that is God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion....

Hym "Then how is the compulsion of your speech wrong? They SHOULD be compelling your speech, right? It's a danger to yourself and others. Time to go to the home grampgramp... Okaaay... Here we goooo..."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Putting me in my place

You're a nutless retard and everyone you love is burning in Hell. Unless it isn't real, in which case, they are just deceased. And your value is lower than mine.

Hym "You're not putting me in my place by doing this and if people don't start coming forward about my contribution to AI I'm going to put some random kid in THEIR place. The ground. He was a piece of shit who was completely devoid of sympathy for people he perceived to be beneath him and then only differences between us are that my dick is small and I'm actually better than everyone."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025