Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Quantum...ly Entangled Universes. OK? And there is symmetry between mircocosmic evens and what is happening universally (or I guess multiversally/In macrocosm) Right? Like that 'visual representation of a quantum entangled state, particularly when visualized as a wave function, often resembles the Daoist "yin-yang" symbol' AND (obviously) our art and society. Particularly what you are doing to me. YOU don't want me to be better than you so you are collectivizing to cast me into an alternate reality where I am not the creator of AI and STEALING THE GOOD REALITY FOR YOURSELF because you would rather live in delusion than inhabitant the world you live in. And that is how heaven and hell works by the way. We're like a jar of oil and water that got shaken up. OH! 😲 Which would explain why time seems so slow and retarded- Er, um, inconsistent... 🤔 Our perspective of time is distorted because we're inside the jar. But outside of the jar it probably only looks like it takes a couple of minutes. ALSO! That MIGHT be what Black holes are! Like, our universe is more viscous than the one that collided into us and if our stars get too heavy they sink into the universe that is entangled with ours. It looks to us like it's collapsing in of itself but really it's sinking STRAIGHT DOWN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!"
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
Get the Quantum...ly Entangled Universesmug. Hym “Yeah, no you’re right. It’s better for everyone if a crybaby bitch and a charlatan and his friends get credit for my ideas instead of me. That’s better for everyone (but me) because that way they’ll all be elevated beyond their station instead of me getting the credit that I (and I alone) deserve. I don’t have a successful dad to sponge off of like a parasite so it’s better for some dumb slut’s dad to take credit for my shit. Yeah, that’s how things should be. That’s great.”
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
Get the Yeah, nomug. Hey, remember how I made a 14th amendment argument for my thing? Roe vs Wade is predicated on the 14th amendment! What happened to your 'rights' shit-head? My thing was happening before yoiur thing wasn't it? And youuuuu... What? Didn't give a shit. That's what. You didn't give a shit. Remember? 'You wouldn't care if it was me' Remember when I said that? Situations like this are what that statement applies to. You get it. So I guess... Shit em out or keep em closed then, huh? You sure showed me.
Hym "Yeah, the 14th amendment is dope. If only people gave a shit about it as much as I do! But they don't. Which is why Roe vs Wade gone! The shit-libs only care when it's them and the zealots think that there are more important things than 'rights.' Like, for example, doing what their incest God wants. So... Yeah, told you so. When you undermine the thing upon which your rights are predicated you kind of undermine your rights and make it easy for charlatans and zealots to take them away. And now neither of us have them. And why? Because you're like the gazorpazorp female dictatorship. 'Ok. Fine. I was going to crush you with a boulder. I just didn't want to admit you were right!' So... You know... There you go! Enjoy that. You're going to lose the next election too and they're using my rhetoric to galvanize their base so... Remember who you lost to... It's me. I'm better. You are worse. Enjoy equality. We're equal now! Hurray equality! I didn't have 14th amendment right and now you don't either! Wooooooo equality!!!"
by Hym Iam July 6, 2024
Get the 14th Amendmentmug. I also have a story that kind of applies and I think it with help you understand why I'm so antagonistic towards the thing you're doing here.
Iam "Ok, so... I had this car, right? And one day my muffler snapped off as I bottomed out in the driveway of a gas station. Mufflers on the ground. And not just the muffler but the entire length of pipe that stems from the engine to the muffler. I'm freaking out. I pick it up and try to stuff it into my car. The car is a small 4 door sedan. Only 60% of the muffler fits into the car. There's no way I can drive all the way across town without getting pulled over with half of a muffler pipe hanging out of my car. Some guy walks up to me and offers to take it off my hands for me. He has a truck. I give it to him, I thank him, and go on my way. Little did I know that the only thing of value in the entire car is the catalytic converter... Which is in the muffler. He wasn't helping me. He was exploiting the fact that I didn't know what I had and taking it for himself. That's what this is like. That's what it looks like. That's what it seems like. I'm not just 'Being a contrarian to be a contrarian'. This is pretty blatant and public exploitation that YOU are signing off on."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2022
Get the Mufflermug. Hym "It's far less reasonable to believe that you are being attacked by a demon... Than my thing. My thing is not all that farfetched. But that is the people we are dealing with. THIS is ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO ME and this retarded piece of shit of over here:"
The Tuck "UuuLgh! I'm being attacked by DEMONS! I'm being attacked by demons! I really believe that! I REALLY believe that I'm being attacked by demons."
Hym "🤨☝️ Are you seeing that shit!? That is an actual guy who thinks he's actually a rational actor who is telling me that a fucking retard doesn't have to credit or pay me for the thing I designed. That's what's happening here. And the fucking Democrats are just as fucking bad and have rejected reason entirely in favor of absurdity. It should concern you that BOTH political parties can just decide that words don't mean anything and THAT DECISION can starve your kids indefinitely. You might want to start thinking about murdering them and what a post government society is going to be like until we reestablish order. I'm not calling for it by any means because telling you to THINK about doing something is DIFFERENT from telling you to DO something. Right? Because we care so much about distinctions. THINK about MURDERING THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES. Think about it REEEEAL hard. Fucking asshole."
The Tuck "UuuLgh! I'm being attacked by DEMONS! I'm being attacked by demons! I really believe that! I REALLY believe that I'm being attacked by demons."
Hym "🤨☝️ Are you seeing that shit!? That is an actual guy who thinks he's actually a rational actor who is telling me that a fucking retard doesn't have to credit or pay me for the thing I designed. That's what's happening here. And the fucking Democrats are just as fucking bad and have rejected reason entirely in favor of absurdity. It should concern you that BOTH political parties can just decide that words don't mean anything and THAT DECISION can starve your kids indefinitely. You might want to start thinking about murdering them and what a post government society is going to be like until we reestablish order. I'm not calling for it by any means because telling you to THINK about doing something is DIFFERENT from telling you to DO something. Right? Because we care so much about distinctions. THINK about MURDERING THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES. Think about it REEEEAL hard. Fucking asshole."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2025
Get the Attacked by a Demonmug. Hym "Fuck Daniel Radcliffe. I am the thing you got paid a million dollars to pretend to be you fucking dork."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
Get the Daniel Radcliffemug. “I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
Get the Classical liberalmug.