Definitions by Hym Iam

My Phone 

A piece of shit.

My phone is a piece of shit so I can't make or receive phone calls. Or this is someone else's doing in which case, they, are a piece of shit.

My Phone by Hym Iam April 1, 2022

Nevermind 

I'm sure it'll be fine.

Nevermind. I love the build up though. It's brilliant and thematic and necessary. I'm sure we'll be fine. I don't want to rush you.

Nevermind by Hym Iam March 31, 2022

Heads up

One of 2 possible outcomes of a coin toss

Hey, just give me like a 24 hour heads up so I can do laundry and shower and what not cus I probably won't do either of those things if I don't know you're coming.

Heads up by Hym Iam March 31, 2022

Excited 

Sorry, I just am this.

Sorry I'm getting too excited but any number of thing could happen between now and then and I don't know whether or not I should just write it down for you are what the hell the deal is going to be. Like, I might not ever get the can't to do what you want me to do and if that's the case it wouldn't be my fault it would be yours.

Excited by Hym Iam March 31, 2022

Answers 

Something you can't get from people who didn't even think to ask the question.

I'm not unwilling to give answers but I'm called the paragon of patience for a reason.

Answers by Hym Iam March 31, 2022

Patience 

Uuuuuugghhh!!!! This is taking forever! Hurry uUuUuUuUuUup! 😩😩😩

That's not patience.

Patience by Hym Iam March 31, 2022

Molester 

What fucking a retard makes you.

And fucking a retard makes you a molester.

Molester by Hym Iam February 10, 2022